- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
A young woman brought a very young and skinny baby to the doctor's office. She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
She was told to go into an examination room and wait for the doctor. He came in and examined the baby, then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed." she said.
"Well, strip down to your waist." he ordered.
She did. He squeezed both breasts, massaged them, pinched both nipples, and then began powerfully stroking on one nipple. Finally he announced, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt, but I sure am glad I came in today."
She was told to go into an examination room and wait for the doctor. He came in and examined the baby, then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed." she said.
"Well, strip down to your waist." he ordered.
She did. He squeezed both breasts, massaged them, pinched both nipples, and then began powerfully stroking on one nipple. Finally he announced, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt, but I sure am glad I came in today."
