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Impossibly low returns all casinos all software?

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by JackMack, Apr 24, 2015.

    Apr 24, 2015
  1. JackMack

    JackMack Banned User - troll, flaming, being a dick

    Occupation:
    content writer
    Location:
    England
    I'm on a bizarre roll.
    I'm getting between 25% and 50% RTP no matter which casino i play or which software over deposit after deposit after deposit.
    Over hundreds of dollars and thousands of spins.
    To get those sort of returns you have to trigger bonus rounds every other deposit and for them to pay absolute crap between 0 and 20 times bet every single time and between that you have to hit dead spins almost endlessly and absolutely no wins of 50 times bet or more.
    How is this possible on low variance supposed 96% TRTP slots?

    What a load of bullshit.
    And it is not like I have breaking the bank before that. I went over 100 deposits before making a withdrawal and that was at Inetbet which sionce has robbed me blind.
    I've been asking for stats every day for 6 days and still not get them, I know why. Probably below 50% RTP over thousands of spins with absolutely no decent hits in between.
    MG has been unreal. I have even resorted to trying new casinos for bonus tog et some game time but my last deposit with bonus yielded 25% RTP!!!

    No I'm not doing anything weird. Making small deposits and playing small bets with average lines playing long sessions, short sessions, same games, different games, same software, different software, same casino, different casino - I'm just being categorically, Royally ripped off because no way can I be playing 96% TRTP slots and getting unreal low returns every deposit over endless spins.
    This is some serious BS!

    We're not talking getting some game time here and there or the odd win and playing it back, we are talking absolutely slaughtered with dead spins every single time.
    What a racket.

    Back in the day it was near impossible to have one sessions so bad and if you did it was a rare thing, now it is nearly every deposit.
    If I were getting 85% RTP or something I might put it down to a very bad run of luck but this is so far outside expected results it can't be explained by anythign other than slots on my account being set to much lower TRTP than advertised.

    Take a break?
    Yeah sure but first I'm going to vent and say beware people there are so many rip off casinos out there and all software is not what it seems.
    Want to get a lifetime audit at MGS for example to prove slots are way below advertised RTP, not a chance.
    They just ignore my emails.
    Try asking jurisdictions they are licensed in and they say they are not based in their jurisdiction and wash their hands of it.
    I've played a couple of million spins at MG casinos easily so they can't BS about sample size and I guarantee my overall RTP is below 90%

    Want to prove otherwise MGS?
    Give me my lifetime stats all MGS casinos.

    Not that MGS are the worse culprits by any means, they are actually one of the better payers!
     
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  2. Apr 24, 2015
  3. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Wow, I do feel your pain there, it can't be nice to continuously lose at every turn like that. I know that even when losing badly that you feel you have every right to carry on playing your favourite slots, and why not?

    Bear in mind though that these inexplicably bad runs can be accompanied by similarly baffling good runs outta nowhere, there is every chance you could have a mega session and suddenly find yourself a few hundred up.

    Personally speaking, to keep crunching numbers about what your TRTP ought to be and how much you think a slot should be paying is futile and depressing, if anything. Just go with the flow and expect to lose. Who knows, you might reverse- psychology the game into paying out:(:eek:

    And after being brutalized like you have been on these games I would certainly take *some* time out from depositing, even if to arrest the slide.
     
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  4. Apr 24, 2015
  5. dave1888

    dave1888 Meister Member PABnononaccred2 mm1

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    Customer Advisor/Stockroom Picker
    Location:
    Bonnie Scotland!
    Get money/points back for your bets.

    With the exception of my big win on tomb raider other day I am the same man. The best thing to do is play somewhere with decent loyalty points so you at least get something back in the long term. Places like Next,Playhippo,Betvictor,Slotty Vegas,Boyle games,Casumo,Casino room. Also if just MG any of the download casinos have good loyalty programmes check the my account section as regularly they offer double or triple points on certain games some of which you may like. Hopefully this bad run will come to a halt soon! :thumbsup: For WMS RED kings casino this place is so easy to earn cashback. Perfect for when you are being hammered on Raging Rhino Zeus Kronos etc...
     
  6. Apr 27, 2015
  7. BananaCognac

    BananaCognac Full Member

    Occupation:
    Public servant
    Location:
    Melbourne
    I agree -- Ive made close to 7k in deposits at an MG casino over last three weeks and every single session has been horrendous from the first spin and I'm talking over 50 sessions and thousands of spins -- this is the second time in a couple of months -- right after a big win -- I'm starting to think that after a big win you are in for a losing streak worse than your big win.
     
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  8. Apr 27, 2015
  9. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Mine went on for weeks, lose lose f'kin lose.

    I was starting to think all sorts of tin foil based ideas and did something I've never done, in that I emailed several supports asking for stats galore, just trying to shed light on what had gone wrong all of a sudden.

    Then last night it all ended out of nowhere, no life changing money but a good old fashioned value for money deposit which lasted ages, plenty of features across numerous games (some good, some bad) and a whole lot more enjoyment other than click, lose, click, lose etc etc.

    Now the cynic in me said to the wife, 'Funny how I get a game play and a win after those emails...' but the bottom line is it does turn around eventually, cashed £175 from a £25 deposit which has not happened for ages as I say, lets just hope I can keep it going for a while:thumbsup:
     
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  10. Apr 27, 2015
  11. AffGency

    AffGency Banned User - scamming affiliate

    Occupation:
    xx
    Location:
    Malta
    I have the feeling too, thats why i try to avoid a winning casino for few days ... but for me also everything is cold right now just at one casino i can win lately, but before that i never won there too :)
     
  12. Apr 27, 2015
  13. quber

    quber Senior Member

    Occupation:
    spy
    Location:
    Europe
    So if you are having a bit of luck somewhere you then avoid it and go to somewhere where you aren't having any luck:confused:
     
  14. Apr 27, 2015
  15. AffGency

    AffGency Banned User - scamming affiliate

    Occupation:
    xx
    Location:
    Malta
    Im not so sure what you mean, i avoid a casino where i was winning .. i mean when i didnt win at one casino for a long time than I will win eventually there
     
  16. Apr 27, 2015
  17. psychogene

    psychogene Senior Member

    Occupation:
    This and That
    Location:
    Australia
    Had a super hot February to Mid March period where at its peak I played at 7 different online casinos and I had withdraws pending at each one at one point ranging from $100 to $400. Was playing slots I never heard of and just winning on them. Did not even look at the paytables for most of these slots but I would be triggering free spins and getting x100-x300 wins consistently. My last big win from my low rolling hot period was dead or alive getting a double wildline.

    From that time till mid April though I started to play a bit more 'aggressively' but it was about as dry a period for me as I could imagine. Was barely getting any game time from any slots, hardly ever going above my starting balance and pretty much crashing out hard and fast every deposit. It got to the point where I lost just about everything I won in February so I limited my deposits at all the casinos and at this point in time have self-excluded myself from 5 of the casinos for a period of 3 months. Thankfully I am still in the positive balances somehow but am now managing my gambling budget alot more carefully these days.

    I realize the danger now of having that mentality of winning so often that it feels the next time you play you have that self-belief it will continue but it has to end at some point and when you realize things have changed you have to change your approach too (unless your fortunate to be wealthy enough that you don't even care how much you have lost) if you want to continue to enjoy gambling or else it will eat you alive - this hobby/passion more than others is extremely dangerous to all aspects of your life if you let it get out of hand. Lately I have been doing good and happy to just deposit $20-$30 most days I play and cash out anywhere from $40 onwards. I'm actually more interested in getting good game time than chasing a big win at the moment because although winning big and cashing out is the ending everyone wants the chances of that happening increases with the length of the journey.

    In a way after self-excluding myself for a short time from alot of casinos I thought about the money I had lost and tried to picture if I could win it back by one hot session of slots and honestly I couldn't (since I low-roll I'd need like x3000 or x4000 magical hit) so to avoid a repeat things like self-exlusion, deposit limits and doing some basic money management on your expendable income is a must.

    Lesson learnt thought - winning periods in the past stay in the past once it ends and when you recognize its over don't try and start a new one just hope you get good play time with your deposits and if that does not happen honestly just deposit $10 or something and play 0.09p games and spin every 30 seconds or so :p
     
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  18. Apr 27, 2015
  19. barbara12

    barbara12 Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    Canada
    Me too!

    I have tried so many casinos and have not won a dime. The best ride I got was 32Red, however, I couldn't cash out due to the bonus funds. I'm not sure that those bonus funds are worth it. I am now thinking of trying guts.com but I have lost so much with no wins that I too should probably take a break.
     
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  20. Apr 27, 2015
  21. psychogene

    psychogene Senior Member

    Occupation:
    This and That
    Location:
    Australia
    Actually I think 32red has pretty fair bonus terms, their wagering requirements are quite low the only downside is unlike places like Betat/SlotsMillion you can't withdraw your winnings until you have cleared the bonus WR (at those casinos I have listed you can withdraw your winnings even if you took a bonus as long as you don't dip into the bonus funds). I personally would not play at 32red exclusively too many other slot providers have great slots its always more refreshing to vary your play on them.

    Guts is quite a great online casino got nice weekly promotions and the free spins are wager (bonus) free! Try a few online places and if you like them I would suggest not spending all your money at one place and spread it around :p I'd hate to lose all my deposits to the one casino - if its at alot of different ones then I can at least blame them all :p

    My favourite list (in no order)
    Videoslots, Casumo, Thrills, Guts, NextCasino, 32red, EnergyCasino, Royal Panda, Betat, MrGreen

    Shop around first :- Some of them have great bonus offers, weekly promotions while others have massive slot selections and great cashback/loyalty schemes.
     
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  22. Apr 27, 2015
  23. ProbabilityZero

    ProbabilityZero Senior Member

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    Psychogene I totally agree with all your points :)

    I had a good winning streak followed by a dire losing streak. I stupidly chased losses by upping bet telling myself I'd quit gambling if didn't recuperate losses. Within a week I realised I was missing playing more than actually winning so went back to low 30p spins. I was very lucky and got a 4 wilds win on Immortal Romance giving me about 1600 x bet and this repaid a lot of losses. I'm now being strict and happy to say it's working by gambling responsibly.

    I have a strict maximum losses figure in my head now which for me equates to money spent v entertainment derived.

    I love the highs but never want to experience the major lows again but also would hate to quit slots :)
     
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  24. Apr 27, 2015
  25. ProbabilityZero

    ProbabilityZero Senior Member

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    I've done quite well with 32 Red thanks to a couple of lucky streaks. I've learned the hard way too that £20 deposits can go in 10 mins on 243 way slots so have been playing 9p spins on Rabbit in the Hat for decent play time :)
     
  26. Apr 27, 2015
  27. barbara12

    barbara12 Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    Canada
    Thanks

    Sorry .... don't know how to "thank" on this forum. I have tried most of those casinos and must agree. If I could only win once in a while!!!!!
     
  28. Apr 27, 2015
  29. fun4all

    fun4all Senior Member

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    you need to get to a certain number of posts (from memory, 10)
     
  30. Apr 27, 2015
  31. nikantw

    nikantw Ueber Meister MM PABaccred

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    A bit of this and that
    Location:
    EU
    Winning makes life look good. :yahoo:
    It is not! Not like that, meaning you are not going to win again. Actually winning means you are going to lose!
    By that I want to say that for every 1000x win you have 1000 dead spins, for every 10.000x win you have another 10.000 dead spins and so on. Actually you get 20.000 of super small wins for every 10.000x win. You see how it goes? Gambling is mostly losing, thats the way it goes. You need billions of spins to get to 95% RTP. That means years of playing.
     
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  32. May 14, 2015
  33. jackanory2279

    jackanory2279 Experienced Member

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    self employed masturbaiter
    Location:
    england
    happens to me all the time a few hundred in the whole . on aload of slots and any sort of decent bonus of spin a distant memory.. then right when i least expect it somethin wild will spin in.
     
  34. May 15, 2015
  35. lockinlove

    lockinlove Staring into the sun PABaccred

    Occupation:
    I work :D
    Location:
    Canada
    There are two casinos that continually destroyed me anytime I played there.

    32red and any clubworld casino. I shut down my red32 a couple years ago and have never been happier. Clubworld is pretty much the same.

    Ive won all over the place and nice wins too...ladbrokes...gamingclub..jackpot...intercasino.. slots.lv etc.... But ive had probably half a million spins on both these casinos and have gotten ridiculously terrible results.

    My $200 deposits were lasting 25 minutes....low rolling. LOL.

    Im a big believer in going elsewhere if some casinos are just targetting your bank account aggressively ;P
     
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  36. May 15, 2015
  37. barbara12

    barbara12 Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    Canada
    Yes 32Red ran me dry too. I self excluded myself before realizing I may screw up any withdrawals with other casinos.
     
  38. May 15, 2015
  39. mrshyguy

    mrshyguy Experienced Member

    Occupation:
    logistics
    Location:
    london
    For the last 3 months its been an absolute disaster if im honest and it dosnt seem to matter what software I play, The worst being netent, the latest games coming from them seems so poor for me that ive banned myself from playing them.

    Also tried ariana I think that's what its called, played through £100 pounds at a £1.00 per spin and the best win i got was one x20, no spin feature at all absolute piss poor.

    for me this is more than a dry run........for me something has changed, Its never been as bad as this.

    Certainly taking a break is wise words and should be headed and thats exactly what im doing now so no deposits at unibet for a while.

    As for bonuses to try to boost your playtime.....yes thats fine for those that choose to take them but as a rule to myself I dont take them as the wagering rules around these are getting more and more ridiculous by the day.

    Sorry to winge and moan here on this fantastic forum with all you lovely people but it was something I felt I had to mention and share here
     
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