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Received in my junk folder:

Subject: Non Collateral Loan
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:32:41
From: <aalscholversingel9@hetnet.nl>
Reply to: <loanapplication@windowslive.com>

Non Collateral Loan

The Global Financial Solution (G.F.S), is a private financial institution in the United Kingdom. Giving out loan for 3% interest.

We give Secure and Unsecure Loans to Individual and Corporate film with no credit check.

Interested Applicants should contact The application desk of the G.F.S at this email: loanapplication@windowslive.com

Global Financial Solution, UK



My reply: :D

Dear sir,

Thank you very much for contacting me and making this exceptional offer.

I would be pleased to apply for a secured loan in the amount of $10,000

I offer as collateral: your wife.

I ran into her on the street corner last night and bought her ass for $5

As she is now my property, I have immediately put her to work and in the 24 hours since I turned the whore out she has managed to earn a total $150.

Even if I gave her a few days off every week, this amounts to a monthly income of approximately $3000, and is easily enough income to amortize the principle over a 12 month period.

I look forward to hearing back from you to finalize the terms of this loan.

Yours truly,

Snoop Dogg
 

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