I won the Royal Panda 2 Year Anniversary Promotion ^-^

[philderby]

In a nutshell I will be dressing up in a panda costume, and acting out different tasks to claim the top prize.

Very, Very, Very excited about it and slightly hungover!

Thanks Royal Panda, all I need to find is a dog

 

[dunover]

In a nutshell I will be dressing up in a panda costume, and acting out different tasks to claim the top prize.

Very, Very, Very excited about it and slightly hungover!

Thanks Royal Panda, all I need to find is a dog

Isn't that illegal?

Anyway, major congratulations on the win!!!

 

[philderby]

Thank you Dunover! I will upload all the videos of me as a panda doing the panda tasks set out to my YouTube account as well as the Royal panda Facebook page. Dont know if im more happy about the £5K or becoming a panda for a day? Deffo the Panda!

Cant wait

 

[Jd666]

Well done.
Do you know what the tasks are?

 

[philderby]

yup, this is what I need to do in order to claim the full £5K

Walk a dog in the park

Buy groceries in a supermarket

Do sports

Get on a train/metro during rush hour

I might even become a Kung Fu Panda, who knows!

 

[dionysus]

Ha! Looks like good fun
Pics or it didnt happen

 

[geordiecolin]

The tasks sound like being great fun. Congratulations

 

[Jono777]

Congratz

I'd do the tasks for a fraction of the total prize so imagine what I would do for 5K lol.

 

[philderby]

Think Im actually more excited about being a panda for a day, Me and my mate are doing a celebration stream when I receive the winnings, What noises do pandas make? All I know is they eat Bamboo

 

[Jono777]

Not a lot by the look of things

Although you could practice your 'Munching' sounds (some tips around 2:00 lol)

 

[slotter999]

If you need tips on how to be a panda....check this simpsons clip: -

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Congrats on your win.

 

[kou187]

WOW Phil i had no idea about this? Cant wait to see your panda videos. Maybe live on twitch? Congrats buddy!

 

[philderby]

Thanks, Im going to become a Panda for a day!

Cant wait to get those panda videos on my YT channel hahaha

 

[sandtag]

This is the most awesome thing I've seen whole day. Would love to see some "prank style" reaction footage when in the supermarket .

 

[Melvin - Panda]

Glad to see that you're as excited as we are!

I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun, looking forward to the videos .

 

[Melvin - Panda]

Isn't that illegal?

Anyway, major congratulations on the win!!!

Hi Dunover, can you let me know why you think this would be illegal? Would be worth looking into since we wouldn't want to break the law of course!

 

[Tirilej]

Hi Dunover, can you let me know why you think this would be illegal? Would be worth looking into since we wouldn't want to break the law of course!

That was probably one of dunovers famous jokes. You'll get used to them

He was bolding the part of the ''finding a dog''.

 

[dionysus]

Hi Dunover, can you let me know why you think this would be illegal? Would be worth looking into since we wouldn't want to break the law of course!

As Tril says, it's a dark sense of humour, and you're a better person than he or I for not catching it

 

[Melvin - Panda]

Haha alright thanks guys!

I thought it's always better to check and make sure, before we get philderby1 or ourselves in trouble!

 

[philderby]

Panda Tasks update

I thought Id update the thread, if anyone's interested.

Earlier on today I had a telephone conversation with the VIP manager at Royal Panda to talk about guidelines for the tasks set out to me in order to release the top prize money. The videos taken, once sent to the casino will have to remain only on their social media platforms for one week, and from then I will be free to distribute them as and how I please.

The costume will take up to 4 weeks to arrive from china, however if there any niggles Ive looked online and they are easily available should there be any issues. I cant thank Royal panda enough for the effort they have gone too, and also for the huge amount of prize money!


What's black and white and as hard as a rock?

A panda that's fallen in cement!

 

[vinylweatherman]

Hi Dunover, can you let me know why you think this would be illegal? Would be worth looking into since we wouldn't want to break the law of course!

There are some pretty strange laws here in the UK, some are old laws from hundreds of years ago that have never been repealed. A few coppers, councils, and transport operators occasionally drag them out. It's fine to walk a dog in the park, even a borrowed one provided the owner has given permission. However, a non dog owner might be unaware of a few bylaws that could catch them out. A few councils have started fining people for not carrying a "poop bag", even if the dog has not pooped. Some places also require dogs to be on a lead, even in a park well away from the road. When you borrow the dog, ask the owner whether there are any odd bylaws you need to be aware of before taking it down the park.

Midsomer town council even have a law specifically prohibiting the walking of a dog whilst wearing an animal costume that covers the face and prevents a warden from identifying the "owner" of the dog being walked in case it poops and the owner and dog scarper leaving the poop behind. It's OK to walk a cat though, as the poop scooping laws do not apply to cats.

If the Panda costume is imported from China, it must meet strict EU safety standards and carry the CE mark, else it's going to be illegal to wear it in public.

Avoid doing this task close to a zoo, as it's possible that you might get mistaken for an actual panda that has escaped, and you will be darted and put back into the panda enclosure, where you will wake up wondering WTF happened, and WTF you are.

 

[birthdaysuit]

Avoid doing this task close to a zoo, as it's possible that you might get mistaken for an actual panda that has escaped, and you will be darted and put back into the panda enclosure, where you will wake up wondering WTF happened, and WTF you are.

 

[philderby]

panda costume

so here is what I will look like dressed up as a panda, the costume fits perfectly. As you know Im not allowed to post my panda activities until Royal Panda have the content on their social media for at least a week.

I SO have the body of a panda, and possibly the lifestyle of one too (exception of eating bamboo)


what do you lot think ?

 

[hedgehok]

Awesome! You should sleep in the costume and climb some trees to prep yourself

 

[philderby]

good idea! really get in the mind of the panda!