I need help with my English classes!

[SlotMonster]

Hello, forum heads!

So, I visit English classes twice a week. Last time the teacher gave us a task which you can find below:

You've decided to write a letter to your former girlfriend. You are very successful person now (you've got a good job, happy family etc). Try to make your ex jealous. Don't be modest!

I need your help with writing a letter!

I will start with the first few sentences, and you just help me to finish. Let's show her that she lost brilliant man!

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Dear Kate,

How are you? Hope you are doing well.


Your turn!

 

[chayton]

Dear Kate,

How are you? Hope you are doing well. I thought about you yesterday when I drove my Porsche past that restaurant yesterday. You remember, they really snooty one that was so expensive we never went? Well I have to tell you, it's not all that great. Annette loves it though so we usually go a couple times a week. You remember Annette, the lingerie model? I don't know if you ever met her, but you've probably seen her on the covers of all sorts of magazines. We'll probably go again tonight so she can show off the diamond bracelet I bought her to make up for taping over her exercise video....not that she needs to exercise anyhow, she's in great shape! I'm sure you remember how when you're young you can eat anything and still look fabulous.

Hey this is turning out like the letter my last boyfried sent me!

 

[SlotMonster]

Сool Now I need something about my job, about my house, to mention about how much money I have

 

[maxd]

Good one! I'd mention the yacht and the summer villa just outside of Rome.

 

[Nifty29]

I would be careful about asking native English speakers to do your work for you as:

1. It stands out from someone just learning the language. A good teacher would know it wasn't you writing it.

2. The best way to learn is to do it yourself. Learn the correct grammar and proper words before venturing into abbreviations and such.

 

[chayton]

lol, I'm a native english speaker and I said 'boyfried'

 

[SlotMonster]

I would be careful about asking native English speakers to do your work for you as:

1. It stands out from someone just learning the language. A good teacher would know it wasn't you writing it.

2. The best way to learn is to do it yourself. Learn the correct grammar and proper words before venturing into abbreviations and such.

Thanks for pointing it out, Nifty But I'm not going to copy-paste this message - all I need is just an ideas

I will just rewrite it with my own words. I'm pretty good in English (I hope lol)

 

[SlotMonster]

ok, here is what I've got (sorry, chayton I copy-pasted your post, can't change it, because it's awesome )

Dear Kate,

How are you? Hope you are doing well. I thought about you yesterday when I drove my Porsche past that restaurant yesterday. You remember, they really snooty one that was so expensive we never went? Well I have to tell you, it's not all that great. Annette loves it though so we usually go a couple times a week. You remember Annette, the lingerie model?

I don't know if you ever met her, but you've probably seen her on the covers of all sorts of magazines. We'll probably go again tonight so she can show off the diamond bracelet I bought her to make up for taping over her exercise video...not that she needs to exercise anyhow, she's in great shape! I'm sure you remember how it could be when you're young you can eat anything and still look fabulous.

Oh, and did I tell you that we were heading to the airport? My governor just called and said there is something wrong with my yacht. I parked it near the Rome, so long flight to be. And as luck would have it, my jet is broken after Obama took it for a few days. Oh, never mind, he borrowed us his Air Force 1. Will be a lot of fun when we land in the Rome

Well, sorry can't write more, we are already on board, so need to give the letter to service staff. I also put in the envelope a copy of last "Forbes" magazine. Please, open it at the page 12, and see the "Top 10 US Billionaires" (I'm at position #5 if you don't remember my face). I changed my haircut recently and would like to know does it fit me? You can pass it to the guy who will bring you my letter - I sent it by courier.

Take care,
Viktar.

 

[pinkfloyd]

Dear kate
I am resting on my sofa while one of my scantily clad servant girls dictates this to you , i cannot remember her name as there are so many , tho i thought i would take time from A* traveling to france for lunch B* scuba diving with the king and queen of norway C*removing the last members of the band u2 who gate crashed my party from my house .
Tho i dont usually have time now for unimportant people i thought i would write a brief hello at the insistence of my new wife claudie marie shiffer huntington fox III , as you know supermodels can be temperamental and as she found your name written in an old birthday card and became insanely jealous , i assured her that you where nothing but a fling , a meaningless relationship based on a wager , tho she insisted that i write you , telling you to never darken my doorstep again , i pretended to argue with her , the make up sex was fantastic , it made those nights with you seem like nothing but a styrofoam sex doll , well anyways how are you ?

thinking of you always

D Johns

 

[felicie]

Dear kate
I am resting on my sofa while one of my scantily clad servant girls dictates this to you , i cannot remember her name as there are so many , tho i thought i would take time from A* traveling to france for lunch B* scuba diving with the king and queen of norway C*removing the last members of the band u2 who gate crashed my party from my house .
Tho i dont usually have time now for unimportant people i thought i would write a brief hello at the insistence of my new wife claudie marie shiffer huntington fox III , as you know supermodels can be temperamental and as she found your name written in an old birthday card and became insanely jealous , i assured her that you where nothing but a fling , a meaningless relationship based on a wager , tho she insisted that i write you , telling you to never darken my doorstep again , i pretended to argue with her , the make up sex was fantastic , it made those nights with you seem like nothing but a styrofoam sex doll , well anyways how are you ?

thinking of you always

D Johns[/QUOTE

 

[chuchu59]

Unless it was not an amiable seperation I dont know why one should give her this treatment. Anyway, what worse than not even remembering her name correctly. Start with 'Dear Kite'

 

[pinkfloyd]

lol chu

 

[chayton]

Tho i dont usually have time now for unimportant people i thought i would write a brief hello ...

ouch...

 

[P.V.]

ok, here is what I've got (sorry, chayton I copy-pasted your post, can't change it, because it's awesome )

Sounds good but work on the signature, not very impressive. Maybe Sir Viktar or something!