My girlfriend was getting that look in her eye, you know, the empty UIGEA look with itchy fingers for a slot to play. I told her to drop a coin in my mouth and pull the lever. I could see the reels spinning in her eyes so I put on my aviator mirrored sunglasses and reflected it back at her. She dropped in another coin and pulled the lever again. Yeah, this working out I thought
After about ten pulls I couldn't stand the taste of filthy coins in my mouth any longer and spit them out. WOW! She said, I hit one!
This went on for half an hour or so, but we got distracted somehow and called it a night.
The next day I got up early and went to the bank and bought ten rolls of quarters. I took them home and, filled up the sink with hot soapy water and got to scrubbing. Before she got up I switched them for the coins she keeps in her cookie jar. This is how we've been entertaining ourselves since the NT debacle, and until our flight time to the Brick and Mortars.
Like the Meister said; <sic> "Funny how the UIGEA is actually creating money launderers."
Okay, it's lame, but I thought it up as I typed
After about ten pulls I couldn't stand the taste of filthy coins in my mouth any longer and spit them out. WOW! She said, I hit one!
This went on for half an hour or so, but we got distracted somehow and called it a night.
The next day I got up early and went to the bank and bought ten rolls of quarters. I took them home and, filled up the sink with hot soapy water and got to scrubbing. Before she got up I switched them for the coins she keeps in her cookie jar. This is how we've been entertaining ourselves since the NT debacle, and until our flight time to the Brick and Mortars.
Like the Meister said; <sic> "Funny how the UIGEA is actually creating money launderers."
Okay, it's lame, but I thought it up as I typed
