grandpas corvette :)

[max1mike]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."


The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."


"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 

[dionysus]

The officer continued along the road when he spotted a pick-up with twenty penguins in the back.
He pulls aside the driver and taps on his window.
"Sir", he says, "WHY on Earth are you driving around transporting a couple dozen penguins?"
"Well", says the guy. "I just kind of found them, so now they've become friends. I mean, I just couldn't leave them on the side of the road. What else would you have me do?"
"Well", says the cop, "For starters, you could bring them to the zoo".
The man thinks about this, nods his agreement and leaves.

The next day, the cops sees the same pick-up drive by. This time it's carrying the penguins but they're all wearing shorts and sunblock on their beaks.
The cop flags him off the road, taps his window.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
"Oh, I did", says the man. "We all had so much fun, today I'm taking them to the beach"

 

[secret2]

LOL! You guys are silly!:notworthy

I LOVE 'silly'!