- Joined
- Jun 20, 2011
- Location
- Carmichael, CA
Three Italians had just finished dinner when the first one proclaims, "ahhh the pizza! she's the besta food in da whole wide-a world!"
The second objects, "no! you crazy. you atouched in da head! the Lasagna! now dats da besta food in da whole wide-a world!"
The third Italian says, "you botha wrong. The poosey! now DATS da besta food in da whole wide-a world!"
The other two, confused, say, "the POOSEY??...the poosey she tasta like-a shit!!"
to which the third replies, "Dats because you take-a too bigga BITE!
The second objects, "no! you crazy. you atouched in da head! the Lasagna! now dats da besta food in da whole wide-a world!"
The third Italian says, "you botha wrong. The poosey! now DATS da besta food in da whole wide-a world!"
The other two, confused, say, "the POOSEY??...the poosey she tasta like-a shit!!"
to which the third replies, "Dats because you take-a too bigga BITE!

