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Dumbass fruit machine thieves

Talking many, many years back two friends of mine (multi drop drivers, 'white van' men) donned some overalls and popped makeshift Maygay ID badges around their necks and made their way clipboard in hand to one of our rougher locals (Three Tuns pub) ((it's now a Chinese 'All you can eat'))

Having phoned ahead to inform them that reps were on the way to change the pubs fruity, they calmly loaded the machine on to a sack truck, into their van and made off.

When I was first told I yelled BS, only to be taken to be shown the smashed up remains underneath a canal bridge close to where we lived.

True story, only told the kids the other day who thought it hilarious!
 
Talking many, many years back two friends of mine (multi drop drivers, 'white van' men) donned some overalls and popped makeshift Maygay ID badges around their necks and made their way clipboard in hand to one of our rougher locals (Three Tuns pub) ((it's now a Chinese 'All you can eat'))

Having phoned ahead to inform them that reps were on the way to change the pubs fruity, they calmly loaded the machine on to a sack truck, into their van and made off.

When I was first told I yelled BS, only to be taken to be shown the smashed up remains underneath a canal bridge close to where we lived.

True story, only told the kids the other day who thought it hilarious!

Now that's what you call a Chinese takeaway

The Gleat Escape, even

I'll get my coat :cheers:
 
Talking many, many years back two friends of mine (multi drop drivers, 'white van' men) donned some overalls and popped makeshift Maygay ID badges around their necks and made their way clipboard in hand to one of our rougher locals (Three Tuns pub) ((it's now a Chinese 'All you can eat'))

Having phoned ahead to inform them that reps were on the way to change the pubs fruity, they calmly loaded the machine on to a sack truck, into their van and made off.

When I was first told I yelled BS, only to be taken to be shown the smashed up remains underneath a canal bridge close to where we lived.

True story, only told the kids the other day who thought it hilarious!

Isn't that the old urban myth shown on BBC2 on the 'Real Hustle'??

Sure it wasn't these two??:D

 
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Talking many, many years back two friends of mine (multi drop drivers, 'white van' men) donned some overalls and popped makeshift Maygay ID badges around their necks and made their way clipboard in hand to one of our rougher locals (Three Tuns pub) ((it's now a Chinese 'All you can eat'))

Having phoned ahead to inform them that reps were on the way to change the pubs fruity, they calmly loaded the machine on to a sack truck, into their van and made off.

When I was first told I yelled BS, only to be taken to be shown the smashed up remains underneath a canal bridge close to where we lived.

True story, only told the kids the other day who thought it hilarious!

Now that's what you call a Chinese takeaway

The Gleat Escape, even

I'll get my coat :cheers:

I'm in stitches guys :lolup: :yahoo: :yahoo: :lolsign: :D :D

Getting my coat too :rolleyes:
 
Notice Jon hasn't commented since he's been shopped :lolup:

:lolup: :D

Just got back from grabbing another fruity.

Bit disappointed tho as when I cracked the bottom open there was about a fiver sitting there.

Wish someone had told me no one players pub fruities hardly anymore :o :o

Oh the days, left hand pint, fag and 'Start Button' with the right, feet rested on cash tray......
 

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