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Dumbass fruit machine thieves

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by jetset, Apr 4, 2016.

    Apr 4, 2016
  1. jetset

    jetset Ueber Meister CAG

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  2. Apr 4, 2016
  3. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

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    What a unique way of levelling out one's RTP.

    Anyone know Netent's address?
     
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  4. Apr 4, 2016
  5. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    Talking many, many years back two friends of mine (multi drop drivers, 'white van' men) donned some overalls and popped makeshift Maygay ID badges around their necks and made their way clipboard in hand to one of our rougher locals (Three Tuns pub) ((it's now a Chinese 'All you can eat'))

    Having phoned ahead to inform them that reps were on the way to change the pubs fruity, they calmly loaded the machine on to a sack truck, into their van and made off.

    When I was first told I yelled BS, only to be taken to be shown the smashed up remains underneath a canal bridge close to where we lived.

    True story, only told the kids the other day who thought it hilarious!
     
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  6. Apr 4, 2016
  7. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

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    Now that's what you call a Chinese takeaway

    The Gleat Escape, even

    I'll get my coat :cheers:
     
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  8. Apr 4, 2016
  9. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    Isn't that the old urban myth shown on BBC2 on the 'Real Hustle'??

    Sure it wasn't these two??:D

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  10. Apr 4, 2016
  11. Harry_BKK

    Harry_BKK Senior Member CAG mm1

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    I'm in stitches guys :lolup: :yahoo: :yahoo: :lolsign: :D :D

    Getting my coat too :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Apr 9, 2016
  13. Valhalla

    Valhalla The Professional MM

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    Notice Jon hasn't commented since he's been shopped :lolup:
     
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  14. Apr 9, 2016
  15. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    :lolup: :D

    Just got back from grabbing another fruity.

    Bit disappointed tho as when I cracked the bottom open there was about a fiver sitting there.

    Wish someone had told me no one players pub fruities hardly anymore :oops: :oops:

    Oh the days, left hand pint, fag and 'Start Button' with the right, feet rested on cash tray......
     
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  16. Apr 9, 2016
  17. Valhalla

    Valhalla The Professional MM

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    Those were indeed the days mate. Although I always preferred poker machines, plus a few pints of Guinness.
    Me and the brother would sit in a bar that had 2 machines side by side. Putting the world to rights while winning a few quid too :cool:
     
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  18. Apr 9, 2016
  19. eddiesdad

    eddiesdad Full Member

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    these are not urban legends,i used to work for gamestec in the uk and had many encounters with landlords who had had the machine stolen.we also had pool tables taken by absconding landlords
     
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