- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
Son: Mom..I have a drinking problem
Mother: What? Oh my God - Mike, you useless excuse for a father and husband, this all your fault!
Father: Me? What the Hell did I do?
Mother: You're never here, you're away all hours. He has no role model!
Father: I WORK Margaret - it pays the bills, gives us food, a roof over our heads
Mother: You're a terrible father. You're absent and negligent and I should have listened to my mother when she said you were no good
Father: Screw you. He probably isn't mine anyway, you tramp! I'm out of here!
SLAM!
Mother: It's ok Timmy. We're better off without him. Now, tell me about your drinking problem.
Son: Um. (reaches into backpack) 'If John drinks 3/4 of a bottle of soda, and Sue drinks 1/5 of the remainder, how much is left?'
Mother: What? Oh my God - Mike, you useless excuse for a father and husband, this all your fault!
Father: Me? What the Hell did I do?
Mother: You're never here, you're away all hours. He has no role model!
Father: I WORK Margaret - it pays the bills, gives us food, a roof over our heads
Mother: You're a terrible father. You're absent and negligent and I should have listened to my mother when she said you were no good
Father: Screw you. He probably isn't mine anyway, you tramp! I'm out of here!
SLAM!
Mother: It's ok Timmy. We're better off without him. Now, tell me about your drinking problem.
Son: Um. (reaches into backpack) 'If John drinks 3/4 of a bottle of soda, and Sue drinks 1/5 of the remainder, how much is left?'
