Dear Microgaming

thebigs

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Dear Microgaming,
You know i have loved you for a long time but after this month i think it may be time to end our affair.
When we played The Finer Reels Of Love together you promised me the odd bonus but they never came.When we had wild celebrations you promised i would have more than one line of wilds but that never happened.
You said our Immortal Romance would be great but it has turned sour.
I know the weather has been bad this month and we have had a lot of thunderstruck 2 but i have yet to see the sun smiling.
You promised me a fantastic time at the Playboy mansion but all i had was a sh__e time.
You even took me to the movies to Jurassic Park but again it was crap.
Finally you said we could play a Game Of Love 243 times but there was no love.
All you could say to me many many times this month was Goodbuy 50 goodbuy it wont be long till you cry.
Allas Microgaming it is up to you.Give me the playtime you promised and the odd feeling of winning again or it is well and trully over.

Bigs xxxx
 

RichyJ75

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Immortal Romance can give much win only on the new computer and an account.

Yep, I have noticed this as well - new account at new casino tends to yield more wins than long term account at one casino. Coincidence? I don't know!
 

lana.k

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It's good to see more and more people waking up =)
People who believe that Microgaming Slots are random do also believe that rhino horns increase potency.
 

Jono777

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Not quite word for word, however the OP was along my lines of thinking when I had only read the thread title, just a lot more polite.

My version (minus the foil hat) would be along the lines of: - For fucks sake, hold ya hands up and admit you've gotten greedy!

You can return all the missing scatters and the wilds that have mysteriously dissolved away and guess what, you'll still make a decent profit, honest, trust me ya robbing bar stewards, if it was any more 'in ya face'; ya dirty, f'kin...........to be continued........:rolleyes:
 

thebigs

Senior Member
Well i have just deposited 100 euro at Go Wild as they have an offer i could not turn down as i am looking for game time along with a chance of winning.So i have my 200 euro to play with so ill let you know the outcome.I will play my usual small stakes and my usual set of 6 or 7 slots.
I have now played these this month on different days of the week,different times of the day so i have been random with that so hopefully these slots will be a bit more random with me this evening.
 

Jono777

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Very best of luck!!!

Going to give MG one last try tomorrow with the last of the months budget (Ideally if 32 Red DOTD is 100%) and a final, final roll of the dice with this months Slotsmeister prize.

Not expecting a withdrawal or mega wins, merely some play time. (other than minimum bet on 9-liners :rolleyes:)

If I don't get just a little satisfaction then I'm gonna call time on MG slots for a decent break I think, sick of getting horse whipped continually, knowing these days you're defeated before you even start!
 

dionysus

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*eats popcorn quietly in the corner, waiting for dunover to hand out tinfoil fashion-wear....*munchmunch*
 

Jono777

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I can't help myself sometime, terrible for an 'experienced' player :rolleyes:

Why is it always Sunny and I end up with Steak for tea when I win tho ??
 

thebigs

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First session about 40 min game time.75 spins at the 6 slots so 450 spins in total.
Only 1 set of free spins and that was on IM so went for AMBER and it paid just over 9 euro.
GOT paid a nice wee 31 euro for a few lines of wilds but otherwise played poorly.
Playboy poor crap,Finer reels the same.Thunder 2 so so,IM poor except bonus and JP at least 2 bonus yokes came in a few times.
Started with 200 euro now down to 175 so not the worst start at 25 down.

Part 2 later.

TIN FOIL HATS WELCOME
 

Mouche12

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First session about 40 min game time.75 spins at the 6 slots so 450 spins in total.
Only 1 set of free spins and that was on IM so went for AMBER and it paid just over 9 euro.
GOT paid a nice wee 31 euro for a few lines of wilds but otherwise played poorly.
Playboy poor crap,Finer reels the same.Thunder 2 so so,IM poor except bonus and JP at least 2 bonus yokes came in a few times.
Started with 200 euro now down to 175 so not the worst start at 25 down.

Part 2 later.

TIN FOIL HATS WELCOME
Could be worse yes, but why not play a few of the lower variance games to boost your balance and continue low-rolling on your high variance favourites? My Waterloo is Piggy Riches, can be pretty high variance, but I just cannot leave the game alone because of the potential big hits...!
 

Jono777

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Piggy Riches is Netent where it seems that most their games are crazy variance.

MG of late do not seem to pay regardless of variance. I can't even manage a feature on Munchkins which I've heard has the lowest of low variance !!
 

dionysus

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Piggy Riches is Netent where it seems that most their games are crazy variance.

MG of late do not seem to pay regardless of variance. I can't even manage a feature on Munchkins which I've heard has the lowest of low variance !!
Not conspiracy theorizing here, but yeah - MG have been my big hits and NETENT have soaked me.
Oddly, last few plays, the hits have paid for me have been NETENT.
Randomness and all that, but havent had an MG big hit in well, ages.
 

barbara12

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Well i have just deposited 100 euro at Go Wild as they have an offer i could not turn down as i am looking for game time along with a chance of winning.So i have my 200 euro to play with so ill let you know the outcome.I will play my usual small stakes and my usual set of 6 or 7 slots.
I have now played these this month on different days of the week,different times of the day so i have been random with that so hopefully these slots will be a bit more random with me this evening.
Let me know how you make out. I have been very enticed to put a deposit down due to Go Wild's offers. I have been put off as I an getting an email every day (sometimes twice) promising bigger and better things which make me suspect. Gia is a sweetheart so I am on the line with this one. Hope you report back. Thanks and good luck! And yes, loved your first post!
 

dionysus

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Let me know how you make out. I have been very enticed to put a deposit down due to Go Wild's offers. I have been put off as I an getting an email every day (sometimes twice) promising bigger and better things which make me suspect. !
Yeah, bit spammy - but they've always paid so I can overlook the emails.
 

Vegasbum

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MG casinos are hurting. They can't match the all platform casinos for game selection. You probably have noticed how many MG casinos are closing or reducing the number of casinos in their brands. Things have changed in the online world and MG did not keep up. I see more 100% bonus offers now than ever before from MG.
 

thebigs

Senior Member
Part 2

Same games and same amount of spins.
No bonus appeared in my 450 spins.
Balance now down to 122 euro.

Barbara Go Wild are sound and its the slots i play that might be showing a bad reflection as its the same results i am having at other MG casinos playing these.
I know they are High Variance but these results for me and what i have heard from others are just too bad too be unlucky.

I was once told by someone not to play a casino while a massive jackpot is around as money has to be found elsewhere but i thought the pots from jackpot slots would reflect whats happening to those games and not others.

I am over a 1000 Euro down this month and yes i know that is my fault and nobody else but i suppose like many others you think you might just hit a decent win to help the losses.

Will i learn,who knows lol.
 

winbig

Keep winning this amount.
I was once told by someone not to play a casino while a massive jackpot is around as money has to be found elsewhere but i thought the pots from jackpot slots would reflect whats happening to those games and not others.
This is a myth.....The software provider takes a tiny % from each spin to fund the progressive, so it's not like they're losing any money if it's hit.
 

Jono777

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Let me know how you make out. I have been very enticed to put a deposit down due to Go Wild's offers. I have been put off as I an getting an email every day (sometimes twice) promising bigger and better things which make me suspect. Gia is a sweetheart so I am on the line with this one. Hope you report back. Thanks and good luck! And yes, loved your first post!

Are you sure on this one? - Didn't realise this was one of those sites, glad I joined now :p
 

KasinoKing

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Read this thread earlier and realised it's been a very long time since I played any of these awful 243-ways games - so decided to have a bash...
Couldn't face IR or TFROL, so went on TS2...
Took me 283 spins to trigger my first feature, betting $1.50 per spin...
3 scatters pay 300 coins... look how much the 10 free-spins @ x5 added to that...

:sob:
 

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