I think i figured out why you dont like potatoes even tho they are so heavenly.
Its just not in a dark lords nature to like angelic things.
For every potato you eat you gain one strand of hair.
Leaving the peel on also increases length by 1cm. (still talking about hair)
Well f**k me sideways.
This is a true story. Since I like to think the best of people and love humanity and all, I took it to heart when kuma-san told earlier that potatoes are like these great things. And being somewhat hair challenged, I thought why not do a real life experiment.
So I was walking around the market square some hours ago. The SUn was shining, I was happy, and heading back to home with my 24-pack of beer and a big bag of avocados.
As I was passing by all kinds of food related booths, a nice old lady kind of yelled at me from her booth (scared me, I was not paying attention). She told me they have a special deal. It was closing time, so they had an offer: 2kg of potatoes for 5 euro (compared to 3,90 € per kilo).
So I thought, yeah let's give them spuds a chance. At least they are the new harvest ones. How bad can they be? I mean, I can't remember the last time I ate one.
Happily boiled those beasts (not the whole 2kg, I'm not insane - my mother had me tested) while listening to some great music. And had a beer or two. Everything was ok in the world.
But.
The time came to eat those bastards. I had several, plus some herring and smoked mackarel (since Bambi reminded me of those delicacies).
I'm not sure if I passed out before I finished my plate or right after that. It's all a blur. The tubers from hell knocked me out cold. Bloody hell, what is in these things?! I will not have ANOTHER SPUD AGAIN this year.
The moral of the story: Stick to your guns. And don't belive the hype.
There's something seriously wrong with potatoes.