Chopley's grand Netent adventure at Mr Green

[ChopleyIOM]

Maybe a way to lengthen the play reminder to four or five hours or something might be an option?..

For fuck's sake this message just bombed me out when I was up to 8x on Big Bang, now admittedly the game picked up from where I'd been before but it knackered up my autoplay and totally took me out of the game - VERY ANNOYING.

Andy can we please have the option to turn this stupid message off completely!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

BIG BANG -

Played at - 50p spins

Starting balance - £902.92p

Spins to trigger a bonus round - N/A 150 spins played (Or close enough, the Mr Green 'Gambling can be bad mmmkaayy' message poppoed up halfway through a climb up the multiplier and I had to reload my game, losing the autoplay count in the process.)

Bonus round paid - N/A

50x stop trigger hit in base game? - No

End balance - £874.70p

Verdict - Bit of a bugger to keep track of this one because of the INCREDIBLY SLY way it takes a credit off you for every spin, which AFAIK breaks tradition with how these sorts of slots normally work. (Including Netent's previous offerings.)

It also means you can feel 'good' about climbling the multiplier all the time, whilst the game is sneakily pinching money off you for every spin, so that you can easily end up climbling pretty far up the multipliers but having paid out more in stakes than you actually end up 'winning' in getting there!

Despite the splendid graphics and sound this one just isn't for me at all, would much rather play Twin Spin I think - so it was simply a case of getting the 150 spins over with and moving on.

(Plus it's shite because each spin is independent therefore it's hard to even track whether or not you've reached a stake threshold in terms of your win, since you may top 100x stake getting to the x32 multiplier, but no single win on the way will breach 100x - a total design misstep from Netent this slot IMO, very poor.)

I got to the 32x multiplier three times but this was the best win I managed off it. (The other two were zero spins, and indeed cost me more in stakes to get there than I actually 'won'!)

 

[brianmon]

Hitting such consistent 100x + features on your first bonus hit (and a 500x+) is amazing.

Get in.

Further fodder for the lower stakes conspiracy theorists. Heh hee.

But, as Mr Green appear to be following this thread. It's also ammunition for the 'tin foil brigade' who are convinced that a casino can 'influence' individual accounts.

Chopley achieving the WR and making a nice profit, would be good PR/Advertising for Mr Green

How is the WR going? I always find I do really well at first. Then everything goes cold for the last 10-20%

 

[Slotster!]

But, as Mr Green appear to be following this thread. It's also ammunition for the 'tin foil brigade' who are convinced that a casino can 'influence' individual accounts.

Ha ha. Maybe. I'm more inclined to think not.

Slots are mental enough by design and of their own accord -- no manual intervention required in my experience.

 

[Nate]

But, as Mr Green appear to be following this thread. It's also ammunition for the 'tin foil brigade' who are convinced that a casino can 'influence' individual accounts.

There's no need for that - NetEnt have built in safeguards like Secret of the Stones, TwinSpin, BigBang and CFTBL

Nate

 

[gokkie]

So after playing almost all these shity paytabled netentslots at 0.5 a spin you are up almost 400 which is about 800x your average bet. Man that is a miracle. And all these 100x features on the first bonus rounds?

It must be a conspiracy. Someone at netent is following this thread and is just handing you these wins to make them look good Otherwise I have no other explaination for this good run.

Kudos to you. Keep it up!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

So after playing almost all these shity paytabled netentslots at 0.5 a spin you are up almost 400 which is about 800x your average bet. Man that is a miracle. And all these 100x features on the first bonus rounds?

No one is more surprised than me!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

TWIN SPIN -

Played at - 50p spins

Starting balance - £874.70p

Spins to trigger a bonus round - N/A 150 spins played

Bonus round paid - N/A

50x stop trigger hit in base game? - No

End balance - £868.24p

Verdict - Wouldn't be my first choice of Netent slots to play with real funds, seems almost insanely streaky for a random slot, catch it on a rich run and the wins just keep on coming, but by christ when it's dead it's very dead. (These are my observations from free play, as this is my first time in real.)

Love the aesthetics of this slot but the pays (or potential lack of them) make it a bit too scary to hang around for too long with real money, so this is just getting the 150 spins out of me.....

Had a passable run off them though, £75 of wagering saw my balance decline by just £6, could have been worse!

 

[Slotster!]

So after playing almost all these shity paytabled netentslots at 0.5 a spin you are up almost 400 which is about 800x your average bet. Man that is a miracle. And all these 100x features on the first bonus rounds?

It must be a conspiracy. Someone at netent is following this thread and is just handing you these wins to make them look good Otherwise I have no other explaination for this good run.

Ha ha. They can't win! If he'd busted out already we'd be crying FIX! He's hit a couple of good bonuses. That's slots!

Get in Chopster - Now go hit a MONSTER.

 

[AndyB-MrGreen]

But, as Mr Green appear to be following this thread. It's also ammunition for the 'tin foil brigade' who are convinced that a casino can 'influence' individual accounts.

Chopley achieving the WR and making a nice profit, would be good PR/Advertising for Mr Green

Don't mind me. I follow every thread

 

[ChopleyIOM]

OK then chaps that is a complete cycle of these slots completed (Wonky Wabbits was on Balth's list but of course that's not actually released yet).

Elements
Disco Spins
Muse
Space Wars
Thief
Wild Turkey
Silent Run
Fisticuffs
South Park
Egg-O-Matic
Reel Rush
Secret of the Stones
Magic Portals
CFTBL
Big Bang
Twin Spins

From my starting balance of £500 I am now sat on a balance of £868.24p (having peaked at just over £900) - however I have only wagered £725.20p, there is still £8024.80p to be wagered!

So I'm still a LOOOONG way off making WR, and with the best will in the world I'm going to massively reduce the amount of reportage I do to this thread, as it's very labour intensive.

If my intention was to demonstrate that it's impossible to win at low stakes on the newer Netent slots then of course completely the opposite happened.....

From here on in I'm going to mix it up a bit, and introduce some older Netent slots to the mix too. At the end of the day I've got eight grand to wager from an £868 bankroll and that's still a pretty big ask - I will stick 100% with Netent slots though.

I shall continue to report significant events to this thread as I proceed through the WR!

 

[The Viking]

Why not start the Netent games in Alphabetical order ? ide love to see that using the same method

OK then chaps that is a complete cycle of these slots completed (Wonky Wabbits was on Balth's list but of course that's not actually released yet).

Elements
Disco Spins
Muse
Space Wars
Thief
Wild Turkey
Silent Run
Fisticuffs
South Park
Egg-O-Matic
Reel Rush
Secret of the Stones
Magic Portals
CFTBL
Big Bang
Twin Spins

From my starting balance of £500 I am now sat on a balance of £868.24p (having peaked at just over £900) - however I have only wagered £725.20p, there is still £8024.80p to be wagered!

So I'm still a LOOOONG way off making WR, and with the best will in the world I'm going to massively reduce the amount of reportage I do to this thread, as it's very labour intensive.

If my intention was to demonstrate that it's impossible to win at low stakes on the newer Netent slots then of course completely the opposite happened.....

From here on in I'm going to mix it up a bit, and introduce some older Netent slots to the mix too. At the end of the day I've got eight grand to wager from an £868 bankroll and that's still a pretty big ask - I will stick 100% with Netent slots though.

I shall continue to report significant events to this thread as I proceed through the WR!

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[Slotster!]

WR Is not something that ever features in my world as I either blast through it thanks to a decent win or bust out and forget all about it -- but I get how important it is to some players.

Another tick in the box for Mr Green there with the very clear WR outline / overview. Good work.

Good luck Chop-cup - I'll check back in tomorrow to see your screen full of wilds on DoA and a £5K balance. :clap:

 

[ChopleyIOM]

172x on Evolution but it took the best part of 500 spins and nearly £100 of my bankroll to land this!

Had fully evolved reels with three spins left from a three scatters trigger.

 

[dunover]

I hate to p!ss on the fireworks here, but the wins are effectively tied into a WR anyway, and haven't come from a cash deposit unless he withdraws now and forfeits the bonus. The irony is that in cash terms and forfeiting the bonus he would be better off than if he broke even and cashed the 250 bonus in. If I read correctly, you are cash 610 and bonus 250 at the moment?
Anyway it seems about 20% of new NetBent accounts get into a position to w/d a cash profit so he's been exceptionally fortunate IMO, especially having got a 185x from TFTUT.
Now having had a run of decent features, and going by my freeplay experiments, this balance will go down like a Bangkok Ladyboy as the 'curves' I've seen don't come any higher than the one Chopley's on now, and when they occur they plummet afterwards. He'll be OK for the next 2-3k of the WR then he will notice them turn to ratshit. I predict (and I hope I'm wrong for the sake of his bank balance) WR will be met well under the starting 500 quid balance, if at all.

 

[wobble33]

I hate to p!ss on the fireworks here, but the wins are effectively tied into a WR anyway, and haven't come from a cash deposit unless he withdraws now and forfeits the bonus. The irony is that in cash terms and forfeiting the bonus he would be better off than if he broke even and cashed the 250 bonus in. If I read correctly, you are cash 610 and bonus 250 at the moment?
Anyway it seems about 20% of new NetBent accounts get into a position to w/d a cash profit so he's been exceptionally fortunate IMO, especially having got a 185x from TFTUT.
Now having had a run of decent features, and going by my freeplay experiments, this balance will go down like a Bangkok Ladyboy as the 'curves' I've seen don't come any higher than the one Chopley's on now, and when they occur they plummet afterwards. He'll be OK for the next 2-3k of the WR then he will notice them turn to ratshit. I predict (and I hope I'm wrong for the sake of his bank balance) WR will be met well under the starting 500 quid balance, if at all.

its fine though because andy will get chops his £250 back if it all goes (=)(=) up lol.....

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I hate to p!ss on the fireworks here, but the wins are effectively tied into a WR anyway, and haven't come from a cash deposit unless he withdraws now and forfeits the bonus. The irony is that in cash terms and forfeiting the bonus he would be better off than if he broke even and cashed the 250 bonus in. If I read correctly, you are cash 610 and bonus 250 at the moment?
Anyway it seems about 20% of new NetBent accounts get into a position to w/d a cash profit so he's been exceptionally fortunate IMO, especially having got a 185x from TFTUT.
Now having had a run of decent features, and going by my freeplay experiments, this balance will go down like a Bangkok Ladyboy as the 'curves' I've seen don't come any higher than the one Chopley's on now, and when they occur they plummet afterwards. He'll be OK for the next 2-3k of the WR then he will notice them turn to ratshit. I predict (and I hope I'm wrong for the sake of his bank balance) WR will be met well under the starting 500 quid balance, if at all.

Looking at the terms I can request a withdrawal at any time before meeting the WR but:

1) My withdrawal is capped to the amount of my deposit

and

2) I can only make a withdrawal before I dip into bonus funds

So at the moment I'm sat on a balance of £765 (Evolution is going a bit nuts) so there's no point withdrawing since my max withdrawal is £250, as such I'll forfeit not only the £250 bonus but the rest of my balance as well.

Therefore I may as well play down to £500 and if it looks like I'm not going to make WR at that point, I may as well just get my £250 back out.

That's how I read these terms anyway, which are from the 'withdrawal' screen in the cashier.

 

[Nate]

If you are going to do that and have 100 left - Go DOA on 45c bets and hope for the best!

Good Luck in any event.

Nate

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well Evolution is going on an absolute rampage, it has destroyed £200 of my bankroll on 50p spins and apart from that first decent bonus round every subsequent one has been pretty damn rubbish.

Things need to take a turn for the better or there's absolutely no doubt I'll be bailing at £500 and just getting my £250 back out - at the moment I'm only 15% through the WR and my balance is under £700!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Clawed a bit back on Evolution through a few reasonable if not great bonus rounds, onto Wild Rockets where it's taken a few hundred spins to land a nice 248x stake win, so balance back up £839.

(I had all three middle reels completely wild apart from a single stop on a spin in free spins, but alas it was all lower-tier symbols on 1 and 5, otherwise it would have been a monster.)

19% of the WR done.......

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Stuck with Wild Rockets down to £800 and moved to Beach, and now Beach has decided it properly doesn't like me, down at £660 and it hasn't coughed a single free spins round yet, so that's down from £800 to £660 on 60p spins without a free spins round!

It really does feel like two steps forwards and four steps back at the moment - bail out location is definitely £500 at this rate, as there's no way I'll make WR unless things really pick up.

Can't believe I've lost £140 on 60p spins without a free spins round on a low-medium variance slot, that's awful!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

ARGH! STOP FUCKING DOING THIS!

I am neither done and I want to quit playing, but neither am I having fun, where is the 'I'm an adult capable of choosing how to spend my time and I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP NAGGING ME EVERY HOUR!' button?

With the best will in the world Beach has now demolished £180 on 60p spins without giving me a single free spins round and it's hit a 20x stop trigger twice - I am loathed to press the 'I'M HAVING FUN' button.

Grrrrrrrr.

EVERY TIME THIS POPS UP IT STOPS THE GAME, bins you out to the patronising screen, and then reloads the game if you click on the I'M HAVING FUN button, at which point you need to do all your autoplay settings again.

ARSES.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Now dipping under £600, I am simply gawping in amazement at this point that a low-medium variance slot can destroy £200 on 60p spins without dropping in a single free spins round, which could pay total crap anyway.

EDIT - Finally, finally dropped in a three scatters bonus round, paid 44x stake, balance at £619. I'm going to stick with Beach, this little octopus bastard has got to kick something back, especially since he's got eight legs.

 

[AndyB-MrGreen]

Looking at the terms I can request a withdrawal at any time before meeting the WR but:

1) My withdrawal is capped to the amount of my deposit

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No it isn't.
I'll look at the T&Cs there but anything you win with your own money is yours. Only the bonus money which you haven't yet activated is removed.
Only after you dip into bonus funds do you get blocked by the remaining WR.

Andy

 

[dunover]

No it isn't.
I'll look at the T&Cs there but anything you win with your own money is yours. Only the bonus money which you haven't yet activated is removed.
Only after you dip into bonus funds do you get blocked by the remaining WR.

Andy

That's what I said in my first post of today, but Chopley assured me otherwise and it appears the terms he pasted back his version up. Maybe the terms need to be reworded
OUCH! to Chopley, who could've banked a quick 400-ish cash profit then?

 

[dunover]

Now dipping under £600, I am simply gawping in amazement at this point that a low-medium variance slot can destroy £200 on 60p spins without dropping in a single free spins round, which could pay total crap anyway.

EDIT - Finally, finally dropped in a three scatters bonus round, paid 44x stake, balance at £619. I'm going to stick with Beach, this little octopus bastard has got to kick something back, especially since he's got eight legs.

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Apologies ol' Chap but my prediction seems to be coming true - this is typical of my experiments on NetBent, the troughs always lower than the peaks are high. It seems like the RNG you are using when playing goes across all slots, and when it's time to 'come down' it will happen whichever game your choose. Maybe wrong, but it always seems like that....

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well indeed I have to say that Mr Octopus is on a scary rampage, balance back up at the £600 mark but was down at £550 not so long ago.

Only 28% of the WR done at the moment and make no mistake, if I drop down to £500 in my balance then I'm getting my £250 deposit back out, because the down-swing from my peak at over £900 has been pretty damn scary

If I could hit £500 with maybe 50% of the WR done and with the slots rolling at least 'averagely' I'd probably stick with it, but Evolution and Beach have both been terrifying monsters this evening and I'm starting to feel very glad that Mr Green has a forfeit option, because I don't in the least bit fancy my chances of making WR on the current trajectory.

EDIT - He did (finally!) just knock out 144x stake on a bonus round, up over £650 now, given what Andy's said, I might withdraw if he tips me back over £700.

 

[onkel]

I've seen Beach listed as a medium-variance slot on a few occasions here on CM, but to me it's the absolutely most cruel slot Netent has ever released. No other slot has so many bad streaks and time between freespins as Beach has shown me (I play 100k+ spins at Netent every month).

 

[AndyB-MrGreen]

EDIT - He did (finally!) just knock out 144x stake on a bonus round, up over £650 now, given what Andy's said, I might withdraw if he tips me back over £700.

I know I speak for everyone when I say we're really enjoying this.
I've missed the Chopley Challenges, and I know I'm not alone.
With that in mind, keep going Chopley (and yes this is an exception cos it's just so entertaining).
If you bust out you get another shot on me. It's a gamble for you of course but that's why we love it here!


Good luck!

Andy

 

[Slotster!]

Hear hear! All or bust. None of this cashing out at even malarkey YOU BIG GIRL!

Enjoying this mate - in fact like your A-Z challenge you conned me in to - if you carry on I'll match you. I can't do the new sub as I've played there for ages - but I'll come up with something suitably/equally daft.

(At higher stakes per spin though - YOU BIG GIRL )

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Sorry chaps but I've wussed out and taken my £250 deposit back out and forfeited the bonus, as I was only 33% through the WR when I dropped back down to £500.

The worst of it was watching Beach demolish £300 on 60p spins, and whilst it did rally a little bit towards the end it was still pretty damn scary overall. (I'd be interested to see my overall stats for the session, but also specifically for Evolution and even more so Beach, because those two were nasty bastards today.)

Sometimes it's just a case of deciding it's time to escape with your pants intact and call it a day before the carnage sets in!

If Andy can sort out a similar bonus in the future though I'll doubtless be up for a rematch

 

[dunover]

Sorry chaps but I've wussed out and taken my £250 deposit back out and forfeited the bonus, as I was only 33% through the WR when I dropped back down to £500.

The worst of it was watching Beach demolish £300 on 60p spins, and whilst it did rally a little bit towards the end it was still pretty damn scary overall. (I'd be interested to see my overall stats for the session, but also specifically for Evolution and even more so Beach, because those two were nasty bastards today.)

Sometimes it's just a case of deciding it's time to escape with your pants intact and call it a day before the carnage sets in!

If Andy can sort out a similar bonus in the future though I'll doubtless be up for a rematch

Sorry to say 'I told you so' and I for one don't blame you for bottling it, as you were clearly on the 1000-cuts-to-bust cycle, plummeting toward the inevitable.
In fact I'd even say you were fortunate to make 3k spins before being able to stop at evens.
And I have to agree that f***ing irksome annoying pop-up 'I'm having fun carry on' needs a serious look at by Mr. Green, especially as it messes the whole session up by resetting your game, a strict no-no.
Thanks for the entertainment, I am going to attempt one similar at EuroSlots this weekend, but playing only MG games. I know they're not accredited here but the rep is active and we have testimony of quick pays and rapid rep response if need be.

I think Andy is offering you 'on him' a rematch, presumably he'll credit you a bonus-only 250 with the 35x WR, or is it another 250-match?

Happy trails Chopley..

 

[KasinoKing]

(At higher stakes per spin though - YOU BIG GIRL )

Have to agree with this. The smaller the bet size, the more spins needed to complete the WR, the nearer to the TRTP you will get = a bust out situation.

Beach is a bitch - I got murdered last time I played it. This-evening, after reading this thread I put a couple of 100 spins through it - and it was awful again to start with - the Octo-Pussy only appeared about 3 times in my first 150 spins!
Fortunately I was saved by extreme good luck when I hit 4 scatters for 16 free-waves after increasing my bet - and managed to quit near-enough level.
What I can't work out, is why this slot with relatively low maximum line wins often behaves like a high variance slot...

KK

 

[Greigssy]

I just read through the thread (eyes are a little stingy),but just think if you never got that very rare(on 99% Netent slots) 500x you would have been in deep dog poo very early into the WR.

I do like the Netent slots for gameplay and entertainment but I cant remember ever making a WR playing only Netent slots and I've tried many times.

In comparison to other software, I have made the WR on bonuses three times at Playtech and 5 times at MG in the past month. Tuesday night I took a £50 bonus at 32red (£1500 WR) and managed to cash out £300.

But to be fair there seems to be a trend of piss poor pay-table slots being released from all software providers. The wilds and scatters are now low paying symbols or non paying in some cases.

 

[Balthazar]

Sorry chaps but I've wussed out

Well that was entertaining to read. That would have made an awesome video!

Thanks Chop.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Fortunately I was saved by extreme good luck when I hit 4 scatters for 16 free-waves after increasing my bet - and managed to quit near-enough level.
What I can't work out, is why this slot with relatively low maximum line wins often behaves like a high variance slot...

KK

I think I'll ask CS for my play records from yesterday, it'd be interesting to see the trajectory of the session overall.

If it weren't for the absolute abomination of Beach I'd have pressed on when I dropped back down to £500 and seen if I could have made WR, maybe fire up the likes of Reel Steal/JATB/DoA on 50p stakes or thereabouts and hope for a nice kickback from a high variance slot, but I just didn't have it in me by that point. (I'd been slotting for about ten hours by then, but I could have carried on in that regard, however it was Beach and its APPALLING play that made me wave the white flag and say, 'Fuck it, you know what, I'll just get my deposit back' - plus the 60 minute nag screens were absolutely driving me to distraction since I'd seen about ten of them by then.)

Evolution had played poorly but it did finally kick back a chunk, and Wild Rockets was alright. Beach however was eye-wateringly bad, truly off the scale awful. I know from my previous encounters with it that it can go on nice streaks of 50-100x stake bonus rounds, but watching it take £200 on 60p spins without a single free waves round took the wind out of me somewhat - and you know when you just get that 'doom feeling' about a session, well I was starting to get that doom feeling pretty badly.

I stuck with it far longer than I should have done TBH, having convinced myself there had to be a reasonable rally on the cards - but no - I ended up losing £300 of my bankroll on 60p spins on what is ultimately a pretty low variance slot with nothing in the way of big pay potential.

So seeing my balance back down at £500, with just 33% of the WR done, and having THE BELLS OF DOOM ringing loudly in my head, well I hope you can forgive me chickening out and simply taking back my deposit

I wouldn't rule out a rematch at some point in the future though, and I'll get Sony Vegas Movie Studio reinstalled too (I've rebuilt my PC since the last YouTube channel) - maybe it's time to crack out the old camera again, because yesterday's session would have made a pretty good video I have to say

 

[Slotster!]

Sorry chaps but I've wussed out and taken my £250 deposit back out and forfeited the bonus, as I was only 33% through the WR when I dropped back down to £500.

The worst of it was watching Beach demolish £300 on 60p spins, and whilst it did rally a little bit towards the end it was still pretty damn scary overall. (I'd be interested to see my overall stats for the session, but also specifically for Evolution and even more so Beach, because those two were nasty bastards today.)

Sometimes it's just a case of deciding it's time to escape with your pants intact and call it a day before the carnage sets in!

If Andy can sort out a similar bonus in the future though I'll doubtless be up for a rematch

Booooooo!!!!

I was looking forward to the jubilations and or defenestrations this morning.

The scary is the fun bit.

No worries mate - I look forward to your next adventure hugely. If I get time, I'll try to think of something to do similar. I enjoyed the 32Red A-Z challenge in some weird way. Maybe every game from the bottom up across all software platforms at Mr Green. There's a LOT of games - but might be fun. I'll have a think.

Mind you - I'd have to play those MENTAL cartoon ones (like Whodunnit? etc) where you've no idea what the feature is or when it's coming. And you always seem to win 80p.

 

[dusky]

That's the thing I don't like about slots, times when you go 800+ spins without a bonus round and you think "No I'll just keep on going there must be something coming soon, there HAS to be", only for you to then get a bonus round and it pays something like 12 x stake.

That is the jist of slots though I guess.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Worth noting that my withdrawal from Mr Green has been paid, so just over twelve hours, but considering I requested the withdrawal pretty late last night, having it in my Neteller account at 10:30am the next day is pretty good going

I do sometimes wonder why people voluntarily play at casinos with 24-48 hour pending periods these days....

 

[tinybettor]

That's the thing I don't like about slots, times when you go 800+ spins without a bonus round and you think "No I'll just keep on going there must be something coming soon, there HAS to be", only for you to then get a bonus round and it pays something like 12 x stake.

That is the jist of slots though I guess.

Its also worse when you got a budget for the week and it comes just when your about to bust and you're praying for a decent hit to get you back in the game. But in typical fashion they just kick you when you're down.

 

[AC7X]

I wouldn't rule out a rematch at some point in the future though, and I'll get Sony Vegas Movie Studio reinstalled too (I've rebuilt my PC since the last YouTube channel) - maybe it's time to crack out the old camera again, because yesterday's session would have made a pretty good video I have to say

Don't say that unless you mean it! Don't be a YouTube-tease.

 

[dunover]

It wasn't so much the slot action that I used to like, but the acerbic comments and moaning he did, used to laugh muchly.....

 

[Balthazar]

I stuck with it far longer than I should have done

I noticed that you tend to do that and I always wondered if it was a sequel of your AWP past? Sticking with a cold slot and moving to another slot when/if you hit something? Not a criticism BTW, just an observation.

 

[homerbert]

I...NEED...MORE...CHOPLEY...GAMEPLAY
Andy, if you reading this, allow him to take this bonus again. Few reasons: a) he is one of the most well known slot players here, i am really read every post he made and i like what he read b) he play in your casino, this is promoting of course, why not? c) he play low betting, and the risk he destroy your casino with such bonus is really low(like to hit 5 wilds wildstorm on TS2).
Thanks Chopley, but we need more, more, more. Its not enough.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Thanks for the comments chaps I've reinstalled Sony Vegas Movie Studio and was pleasantly surprised that it activated alright with the licence key I used for it when I originally installed it (I was very much expecting it to do a computer says no on me). It's a proper copy bought from ebuyer but you know what it's like these days, THIS SOFTWARE HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN ACTIVATED YOU MUST BUY IT AGAIN and bollocks like that.

So for my next session I will grab my trusty old Canon camera (sorry the camera technology hasn't moved on from last time....) and see about knocking a video together (Doesn't necessarily have to me a mega-bonus session at Mr Green, the start of month VIP offers are coming up at 3Dice for example and they've got a few new slots on the books since I closed my original YouTube channel down, so I'll play it by ear.)

I must warn you in advance however that it may very well be a sober session, I'm doing a lot more on-call 24/7 work these days which means I can get called at any time of day or night, weekends and holidays and everything else included, and when I do get called I need to either jump in the car or remote into work depending on the call (this is another reason that I really don't want casinos getting hold of my 'proper' mobile number, as it's not even like I can mute it when I go to bed) - and fucking around with critical databases with sysadmin privileges whilst a few sheets to the wind is never a good idea (Doesn't work too well with driving either.....)

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I noticed that you tend to do that and I always wondered if it was a sequel of your AWP past? Sticking with a cold slot and moving to another slot when/if you hit something? Not a criticism BTW, just an observation.

It may partly be connected with being so used to playing compensated slots where future results ARE directly influenced by past events I suppose, but with Beach last night I was just like 'this is a low variance slot, I'm playing at smallish stakes, it's got to start evening out towards its T-RTP sooner or later' - and in all fairness it did have a little bit of a rally but then went on the rampage again and kicked me right back down to £500.

Logically it makes no difference if you stay on the same slot or move to another, all we really have control over is variance (in Netent terms the RTPs are all pretty much the same), so I figured I wasn't making the 'wrong' choice by sticking on Beach in that regard, but yeah at the £600 mark I really should have moved to a high variance slot like JATB/RS/DOA and hoped for a bit of luck on one of them.

 

[wigan rl]

A chop vid coming soon i think i've just pissed my pants haha

God i've missed them vids

 

[tanga]

Will be brilliant to see another video. Always looked forward to a Saturday morning to see if a new video was uploaded. If I remember correctly the last video was pretty dire, the worst selection of games I've ever seen, what was the name of the software?

 

[Balthazar]

Will be brilliant to see another video. Always looked forward to a Saturday morning to see if a new video was uploaded. If I remember correctly the last video was pretty dire, the worst selection of games I've ever seen, what was the name of the software?

Boss Media if I remember correctly. It sucked!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

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