Chopley's grand Netent adventure at Mr Green

[ChopleyIOM]

Good luck to you Chopley. I busted on 98% from a £100 deposit.

I am still unsure about Netent slots. It's refreshing to play something that isn't microgaming though so i'll probably play again but keeping the bets low.

98%! That's a harsh bustout..... Your expected wagering on a 'perfect' 96% RTP would have been £5000, so to bust out just before £3500 is a bit unlucky.

I'm going to ask customer services if they can send my validation code via email as Andy seemed to suggest they should be able to do it in his post above.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

No dice with CS, I guess I will have to wait for Andy's direct intervention with them.

I mean, really guys, I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY HERE, we all accept I've pretty much taken on a financial suicide mission so it's not like I'm stalking some juicy bonus opportunity or suchlike.

The thing that bugs me about this is a mobile number doesn't 'validate' anything, it doesn't make the account any more secure, all it does is give the casino a potential marketing tool - and I don't like that.

And in the meantime I've got £250 burning a hole in my Neteller account.....

Muhammed: Welcome to Mr Green how may I help you?

You: Hi there could I get my account validation code sent to me via email please? I've discussed it with Andy (your casino manager at Casinomeister) and he said that CS would be able able to send my validation code via email rather than an SMS. My registered account email is xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com I can send you a link to the post at Casinomeister if you wish to see it

Muhammed: Sadly, we can't send a validation code via e-mail or chat.We require a valid mobile phone number at registration in order for us to send you or validation code. If you wish to change your mobile phone number please send us a e-mail from your account to customerservice@mrgreen.com.

You: I've been through this with Andy as I don't like giving my mobile number out, the number I entered at registration is a landline that diverts to voicemail, TBH I don't understand why you insist on a mobile number?
Not everyone likes to give their mobile number out

Muhammed: I understand your point but unfortunately this is the only thing i can do.

You: alright i'll leave it for now then and hopefully andy will be able to help me, thanks for your time

Muhammed: No problem sir, if you have any further questions please don't hesitate to contact us.

Muhammed: is there anything else i can do for you?

You: no that's all thanks

 

[Balthazar]

I just love CSR's. You can tell that "Muhammed" is well aware of what's going on and isn't acting like a robot reading a sheet of paper with instructions.

 

[dunover]

Good luck to you Chopley. I busted on 98% from a £100 deposit.

I am still unsure about Netent slots. It's refreshing to play something that isn't microgaming though so i'll probably play again but keeping the bets low.

That represent a major success for NetBent casinos. I never got near 98% at any of the dozen or so NetBent's I've joined.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

That represent a major success for NetBent casinos. I never got near 98% at any of the dozen or so NetBent's I've joined.

This is why I'm keen to get started on my little experiment, I'm hoping that a combination of a decent bankroll (£500, I've decided to max out the SUB) along with sensible bets (50p or less) and the high RTP (all the slots I'll be playing are 96% RTP or higher) will surely, surely see some sort of balancing happening over the duration of the session.

Hopefully we'll get to find out sooner or later......

 

[Balthazar]

Hopefully we'll get to find out sooner or later......

Andy should have known better than to refer you to a CSR as they are always clueless about everything. Don't do that again Andy

 

[aceking123]

This is why I'm keen to get started on my little experiment, I'm hoping that a combination of a decent bankroll (£500, I've decided to max out the SUB) along with sensible bets (50p or less) and the high RTP (all the slots I'll be playing are 96% RTP or higher) will surely, surely see some sort of balancing happening over the duration of the session.

Hopefully we'll get to find out sooner or later......

cant see why chopley , if your not going to raise your stakes up , at some point your going to be chasing a ghost sadly, hit quick & short would be the best way forward ive done the wagering plently of times as no doubt andy could clarify on many occasions ,albeit mixed stakes not 50p straight without changing , its going to be interesting in how long you hold out but as youve asked for bets i doubt your get to even 70% of your wagering ) but with saying that i do wish you luck

 

[dusky]

Eek! Sorry Chopley.

Just hit this, last wild of Belle 2nd reel top fell in 2 from the end of the extra 5 spins for 5 wilds over 2 lines.

 

[dunover]

Yes, I'm sure that's cheered Chopley up, the last thing he'd do is play that bastard at £3.60 a spin, insane stakes.

Congrats on the win though; you got the bottle you deserve the rewards...:notworthy

 

[wobble33]

Yes, I'm sure that's cheered Chopley up, the last thing he'd do is play that bastard at £3.60 a spin, insane stakes.

Congrats on the win though; you got the bottle you deserve the rewards...:notworthy

I have played it at £7.20 and hit the free spins too! but didn't match wilds in the bonus round, but still won x200 my stake.. lovely hit btw, I have tried at higher stakes many times, but never ever got lined up wilds..

 

[Slotster!]

Stick with it Chopley. Once you've hurdled this initial little obstacle - Mr Green are generally excellent -- and I'm dead fussy as well.

I had one little withdrawal issue way back at the beginning but they've been flawless since.

Your little experiments are great. Mental, but great. Very much looking forward to the outcome

 

[KasinoKing]

Obviously some people here don't like NetEnt's low variance slots - but I enjoy most of them.
I had a good 2 hours session last night playing South Park, Magic Portals, CFTBL, Jack Hammer 2 & Starburst; didn't hit anything major, but finished up having increased my balance by 83%.

The two most annoying things which happened were on South Park; this has not been too great to me recently so I started on much lower bets than I normally play (75c instead of €1.25+), quickly got the Stan bonus spins & won bet x84 After that it fricking died and went about 100 spins with no features (very unusual on this slot) and I ended up kicking myself for carrying on so long.
Then on CFTBL I unlocked the dual expanding wilds for only the second time ever - and just like last time, non of those wilds dropped in
Still - it gave a pretty good return and I also hit a large win with loads of wilds in the base games and made a good profit.

Just checked my play-logs, and these were the games with my start, finish and (peak) balance:
South Park €180 €151 (€230)
Magic Portals €151 €189 (€199) - was bad until free-spins paid €111 from a €1.25 bet.
CFTBL €189 €266 (€281)
JH2 €266 €320 (€378)
Starburst €320 €330 (€382) - hit a win with 3 x 4 Bars with no stars - Paid €60.

Of course, it's not always like this - but nor is any other software!

KK

 

[dunover]

Obviously some people here don't like NetEnt's low variance slots - but I enjoy most of them.
I had a good 2 hours session last night playing South Park, Magic Portals, CFTBL, Jack Hammer 2 & Starburst; didn't hit anything major, but finished up having increased my balance by 83%.

The two most annoying things which happened were on South Park; this has not been too great to me recently so I started on much lower bets than I normally play (75c instead of €1.25+), quickly got the Stan bonus spins & won bet x84 After that it fricking died and went about 100 spins with no features (very unusual on this slot) and I ended up kicking myself for carrying on so long.
Then on CFTBL I unlocked the dual expanding wilds for only the second time ever - and just like last time, non of those wilds dropped in
Still - it gave a pretty good return and I also hit a large win with loads of wilds in the base games and made a good profit.

Just checked my play-logs, and these were the games with my start, finish and (peak) balance:
South Park €180 €151 (€230)
Magic Portals €151 €189 (€199) - was bad until free-spins paid €111 from a €1.25 bet.
CFTBL €189 €266 (€281)
JH2 €266 €320 (€378)
Starburst €320 €330 (€382) - hit a win with 3 x 4 Bars with no stars - Paid €60.

Of course, it's not always like this - but nor is any other software!

KK

Well making a ton nearly from TFTUT is an achievement in itself. Bank it, and print and frame the play report...

 

[wobble33]

chopley

it can be done with a bit of luck! I deposited £100 and got £50 bonus off vera and john yesterday. wr only counts when you hit the £50 bonus, early cashout if you hit big allowed..

I lost the deposit and then got down to £38 bonus left. off the £50 bonus. so wr £50x40 =£2k wr..

I played doa, cftbl, jatb, starburst, and piggy riches...had some good hits between these lot, and managed a withdrawl of £302 wagering the 2k!

ref mr green

this sign up can be done easy, but I aint giving anything away

anyways good luck and this can be achieved low rolling slots on netent with a bit of luck...

 

[ChillBill]

I'm going to play Borderlands 2 and absolutely kill the fuck out of everything.

I've really cut down my gambling spend.
$90 on a new release PC game, gets me far more entertainment and relieves stress, as apposed to adding it

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Stick with it Chopley. Once you've hurdled this initial little obstacle - Mr Green are generally excellent -- and I'm dead fussy as well.

I had one little withdrawal issue way back at the beginning but they've been flawless since.

Your little experiments are great. Mental, but great. Very much looking forward to the outcome

Well hopefully Andy can get the verification code sorted out for me when he's next online, since I hit a brick wall with CS

It is quite annoying because I've had that £250 sat in my Neteller account for a little while now and sooner or later I'm just going to think 'screw it then' and deposit it somewhere else.

No criticism of Andy at all there BTW, as I do realise he's trying to help out with the situation, it's the intractability of the casino's stance on 'WE WANT A MOBILE NUMBER' that's irritated me. (At Videoslots for example Lucas was able to confirm that I didn't need to provide a mobile number, as they require the verification code only for customers depositing with cards, rather than Neteller, which I use.)

If it weren't for the fact that Mr Green have all the Netent slots pertaining to the 'experiment' and a nice big SUB to give me a solid bankroll to take it on with, I'd have given up before now!

 

[homerbert]

One of the most interesting thread for me in a last month probably
Good luck Chopley, can't wait till you start your journey!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

One of the most interesting thread for me in a last month probably
Good luck Chopley, can't wait till you start your journey!

Believe me I would like nothing more than to get started!

In the meantime I have received this email....

 

[wobble33]

chopley

good luck matey. you prob wont need it

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well I am now the (cough) 'proud' owner of a Nokia 106, which the chap in the shop told me was absolutely the cheapest phone they had.

The important thing is that I have a PAYG SIM to put in it, so I now have a new mobile number, and Mr Green can have that, and the 106 will just sit next to my PC 24/7 on mute

Therefore my 'proper' mobile number remains safe!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Oh well Mr Green support told me that my account was already activated so it looks like Andy has been doing his stuff behind the scenes because yesterday it wouldn't let me log in and was telling me I still needed a verification code.

Either way it looks like we'll finally be able to get this show on the road soon, all I need to do now is deposit, take the SUB, and get rolling!

 

[kazzi]

Good luck on your adventure show us some sweet screens

 

[Slotster!]

Oh well Mr Green support told me that my account was already activated so it looks like Andy has been doing his stuff behind the scenes because yesterday it wouldn't let me log in and was telling me I still needed a verification code.

Either way it looks like we'll finally be able to get this show on the road soon, all I need to do now is deposit, take the SUB, and get rolling!

BOOM!

Good luck!

Dead or Alive has brutally, clinically destroyed me over the last few months - with the Creature From the Black Lagoon walking past my lifeless corpse and casually kicking my cold expressionless face. Whilst laughing.

But I'll still be back for more because, the next spin... You never know

Enjoy!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

So then the GRAND CHOPLEY NETENT CHALLENGE begins!

I've decided to max out the SUB so I've deposited the full £250 to get a £250 match which is a £500 bankroll on an £8750 WR.

Balthazar has kindly provided my list of 'permitted slots', the very sight of which makes my brain hurt with the sheer madness of what it is I am about to undertake.

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Elements
Disco Spins
Muse
Space Wars
Thief
Wild Turkey
Silent Run
Fisticuffs
South Park
Egg-O-Matic
Reel Rush
Secret of the Stones
Magic Portals
CFTBL
Big Bang
Twin Spins
Wonky Wabbits
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The rules are very simple, I will play each slot on the list, in the order shown above, at spins of 50p or less, until I hit a bonus round, then I will move onto the next one.

Where the slot doesn't have a bonus round I will play 150 spins and then move on.

In both cases my stop trigger will be 50x stake, and I will note how often I hit 50x stake.

If I make it to end of the list, I will go back to the start and do it all again until I either make WR or bust out.

Goodbye £250, it was nice knowing you......

LET THE GAMES COMMENCE! Up first, ELEMENTS! (God help me.)

I shall track my progress in this thread.....

 

[ChopleyIOM]

ELEMENTS -

Played at - 40p spins

Starting balance - £500.00p

Spins to trigger a bonus round - 94

Bonus round paid - (Fire Storm round) 31.5x stake

50x stop trigger hit in base game? - No

End balance - £503.12p

Verdict - Damn these wonky Netent reels to hell with the endless three wins on the trot and then missing the fourth which would trigger a bonus. Goddamn it looks and sounds nice though, and I have made a small profit, so mustn't complain.