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Adult Scrabble...
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.
P N E S I
The People who wrote SPINE became doctors.
The rest are my friends.....(penis?) haha
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How Many?
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A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but there's another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialing the hospital, hands shaking, and accidentally dialed the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
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Something to Contemplate....
Only in Math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.
P N E S I
The People who wrote SPINE became doctors.
The rest are my friends.....(penis?) haha
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How Many?
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A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but there's another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialing the hospital, hands shaking, and accidentally dialed the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
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Something to Contemplate....
Only in Math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
