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[kauphy]

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

 

[jod5413]

Oh yeah?

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

Imagine the "wheel chair" races you can win!!

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

My ex-husband comes to mind here!!

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

That is soooo true, I have to fib that I need to go potty and the can is on the next block over!

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Same with "rehab". Why they can not just give me a phone call is beyond me!!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Chewing is the key. Nestles choclate bar with almonds. You spend lots of energy trying to chew with about six teeth!!

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

I think good make up would do the trick just as well!!

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

Country? Hell, I like cross country skiing around my the Walmart parking lot!!

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

What hill?

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Amen, brothers and sisters, AMEN!!

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Yep, the neighborhood bar has a very good mirror, shows me the way I "really am", not the way others perceive me!!

 

[kauphy]

Oh yeah?

rotflmao :notworthy

 

[Jasminebed]

TV is playing "These boots are made for walking" as I'm reading this.

Life (and happy hour) are just too funny.