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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by dunover, Apr 1, 2017.

    Apr 1, 2017
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    A surprise announcement from last night that Unibet have made a revolutionary revamp of their 32red Viper Client. It will work with a direct link to your bank account via debit card or BACS transfer and is unbelievably quick apparently!

    Their Statement:

    "As players may be aware, if you have your account page open while you play any slot at the Viper Client, press start on the slot and then quickly click the account tab, the result of the spin will be there before the reels even stop."

    "For example you have £33.20 in your balance, play a £1.20 spin on Immortal Romance and are going to win £4 on that spin, you click the account tab and your balance will show £36.00 before the first reel has even stopped! Some players do this when for example getting a Wildstorm or Wild Desire feature on Thunderstuck 2 and Immortal Romance respectively, to see the outcome immediately instead of waiting for the graphics to complete."

    "Ever seeking ways to improve the player experience, we decided to link this anomaly up with your bank account via the BACS system, for those depositing with bank transfer or debit card. Now your £100 deposit say will be left in your bank and spins taken straight from it via instant BACS (in most countries). This means your winnings will appear in your bank, if you keep your online banking page open while playing, BEFORE the reels have even stopped! No other casino can pay you before the spin has finished - this removes the need for players initiating withdrawals when they want to stop and of course with our dedication to Responsible Gaming your preset limit will not be exceeded: once you've spent your £100 limit or reached your overdraft limit or zeroed you bank account (whichever comes first) the slot will lock you out"

    "We are proud of these time-warp fast cash-outs and don't anticipate any other casino will be able to effectively pay your withdrawal before the game's even finished"
    , continued Marketing Director Billy Tillbush.
     
  2. Apr 1, 2017
  3. DreamRJ

    DreamRJ Out of this world! MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Gamble
    Location:
    RJVille UK
    EDIT: blah blah
     
  4. Apr 1, 2017
  5. rainmaker

    rainmaker I'm not a penguin CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
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    Location:
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    :lolup::cheerleader:

    What a great way to start a new month ;)
     
  6. Apr 1, 2017
  7. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    Well that didn't take long mate....1 minute LOL :thumbsup::notworthy
     
  8. Apr 1, 2017
  9. DreamRJ

    DreamRJ Out of this world! MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Gamble
    Location:
    RJVille UK
    blahblahblah EDITED blah blah
     
  10. Apr 1, 2017
  11. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    Hey Mr. D, do you wanna tell him or shall I? :p
     
  12. Apr 1, 2017
  13. DreamRJ

    DreamRJ Out of this world! MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Gamble
    Location:
    RJVille UK
    Oh ok, i got it now hahahaha, well i fell for it hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  14. Apr 1, 2017
  15. deepsky2

    deepsky2 One more spin

    Occupation:
    Gambler
    Location:
    toronto ontario canada
    Its 8pm here in Toronto Canada so first read this I believed it, but only took a minute and then I saw the light....good one!!
     
  16. Apr 1, 2017
  17. slotsoffun

    slotsoffun Full Member

    Occupation:
    Muso
    Location:
    UK
    Here was me about to start some rant about 'never getting a mortgage EVER, with this on your statement'.

    Sneeky beaky!
     
  18. Apr 1, 2017
  19. PaaskeDenmark

    PaaskeDenmark Always think positive CAG PABnoaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Clerk with shipping discounts worldwide
    Location:
    UnKnown
    FFS i was sitting with open mouth reading this :D:notworthy:p Until the penny dropped this is first time ever in my life i forgot its 1st aprilFOOLS
     
  20. Apr 1, 2017
  21. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    hey guys! The big clue was in the, er, anagrammatic surname..... ;) :)
     
  22. Apr 1, 2017
  23. miso

    miso Meister Member MM

    Occupation:
    accountant
    Location:
    Ireland
    Oh FFS Dunover, got me big time. Can't believe I was jst about to reply with a "constructive" post.
     
  24. Apr 1, 2017
  25. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    I spotted it within the first sentence

    "A surprise announcement from last night that Unibet have made a revolutionary revamp of their 32red Viper Client"
    .................................................................. -------- .............................................................. ----------------------

    Now, can anyone tell me why all the formatting options like "quote" "bold" "underline" etc are no longer available for forum posts?
     
  26. Apr 1, 2017
  27. Mouche12

    Mouche12 Kitty Lover PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABnoaccred

    Occupation:
    Translator and facilities manager
    Location:
    Amsterdam
    Good one!:D
     
  28. Apr 1, 2017
  29. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Sells powdered water in the Gobi CAG PABnononaccred mm4

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    Expect Tirilej to be along very soon to inform you that this post does not belong in this section of the forum. :rolleyes:
     
  30. Apr 1, 2017
  31. McMaNGOS

    McMaNGOS #1 Great Blue Shill PABnononaccred PABaccred

    Occupation:
    Automation Engineer
    Location:
    Sweden
    Took me a moment, haha! Good one :thumbsup:
     
  32. Apr 1, 2017
  33. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    I'm surprised you didn't claim to have spotted it before I even posted it. :)
     

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