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The Hereafter
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Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’
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Being Married
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Quote
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" I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated
Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven
tour de France races while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike."
~Willie Nelson~
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Hey, at least it's Friday!
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Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’
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Being Married
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Quote
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" I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated
Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven
tour de France races while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike."
~Willie Nelson~
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Hey, at least it's Friday!
