Who`s up for a party?:).

When you're in a relaxed happy mood, the last thing you want to do is answer trivial maths sums :rolleyes: Come on Roy, It's SATURDAY night for gods sake LOL ;):D and yea I'm on the sauce now LOL :D
 
;) you better believe it :D


Thought maybe that was so-PARTY for Mary:D




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Bah, chickens ;), okay another one of mine and also involving Lynne (freezer girl). 1st time I ever stayed around her very Roman Catholic parents 3 storey house, such was the rule that no sleeping together whatsoever was enforced, they made sure Lynne was in the top storey bedroom, I was in the basement, long story short, Lynne sneaked down and we done our thing, which left a small dilemma `Where to put the used condom?`, she said "just bury it in the waste paper basket", which I did, Lynne then left. Next morning we are sitting around the breakfast table when the family dog entered the room, I noticed it 1st and screamed inside, for there, stuck in Toby`s mouth, was a used condom.

For the rest of the weekend you cut the atmosphere with a knife lol.
 
Bah, chickens ;), okay another one of mine and also involving Lynne (freezer girl). 1st time I ever stayed around her very Roman Catholic parents 3 storey house, such was the rule that no sleeping together whatsoever was enforced, they made sure Lynne was in the top storey bedroom, I was in the basement, long story short, Lynne sneaked down and we done our thing, which left a small dilemma `Where to put the used condom?`, she said "just bury it in the waste paper basket", which I did, Lynne then left. Next morning we are sitting around the breakfast table when the family dog entered the room, I noticed it 1st and screamed inside, for there, stuck in Toby`s mouth, was a used condom.

For the rest of the weekend you cut the atmosphere with a knife lol.



Okay gotta run to the store-stock up and get some batteries (for my new mop) I will come back and digest this story Roy:)
 
Okay I'm not gonna divulge any of mine, but I will tell one which embarrassed a fella I went with (hehe, even now it makes me giggle).

When I was 18 I went with a fella (who was drop dead gorgeous) who prematurely ejaculated (he said it only happened with me :rolleyes:).

One night we were on a night out, being extremely pissed off with not getting satisfied I got very drunk, people who worked in the same place as him were bouncers at the night club, long story short, I started arguing with him and on the way out the door I happened to shout at him that he came too quick and he couldn't make me come :o

Well on Monday when I seen him, he said that I put him in an embarrassing position at work, they had stuck a notice up with his name and that he cums too quick LOL, I couldn't help but laugh, ain't I a bad bitch LOL
 
Bah, chickens ;), okay another one of mine and also involving Lynne (freezer girl). 1st time I ever stayed around her very Roman Catholic parents 3 storey house, such was the rule that no sleeping together whatsoever was enforced, they made sure Lynne was in the top storey bedroom, I was in the basement, long story short, Lynne sneaked down and we done our thing, which left a small dilemma `Where to put the used condom?`, she said "just bury it in the waste paper basket", which I did, Lynne then left. Next morning we are sitting around the breakfast table when the family dog entered the room, I noticed it 1st and screamed inside, for there, stuck in Toby`s mouth, was a used condom.

For the rest of the weekend you cut the atmosphere with a knife lol.


Ha ha that was good


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Okay I'm not gonna divulge any of mine, but I will tell one which embarrassed a fella I went with (hehe, even now it makes me giggle).

When I was 18 I went with a fella (who was drop dead gorgeous) who prematurely ejaculated (he said it only happened with me :rolleyes:).

One night we were on a night out, being extremely pissed off with not getting satisfied I got very drunk, people who worked in the same place as him were bouncers at the night club, long story short, I started arguing with him and on the way out the door I happened to shout at him that he came too quick and he couldn't make me come :o

Well on Monday when I seen him, he said that I put him in an embarrassing position at work, they had stuck a notice up with his name and that he cums too quick LOL, I couldn't help but laugh, ain't I a bad bitch LOL

Damn Mary-you got him good. He probably never lived that down. Bar gossip is the WORST:lolup:
 
Damn Mary-you got him good. He probably never lived that down. Bar gossip is the WORST:lolup:

I bet he still gets remembered of it, cause his cousin worked there too:lolsign:

When I started going out with my man of now 10 1/2 years, I had one last fling with the same guy, he had bought a twin cam car and wanted me to go for a spin with him, that night he got no pleasure but I did :o I made sure of it :p
 
I bet he still gets remembered of it, cause his cousin worked there too:lolsign:

When I started going out with my man of now 10 1/2 years, I had one last fling with the same guy, he had bought a twin cam car and wanted me to go for a spin with him, that night he got no pleasure but I did :o I made sure of it :p



Mary-you are one smart girl:thumbsup:
 
hello....i am tom

jUST WENT TO GOOGLE ABOUT LASVEGASUSA and joined here....I don't know if it is just me or have they got games on a mean program...win, win, win....then down, down, down........
i gotta get back ank try again.

later,

tom
 
Good for you Mary-I'm sure the kids in the sea incidents put a few years on your life-got to start watching out for those gray hairs:p


Here's to you:cheers:

My ma is over 60 and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head, I haven't dyed my hair in 6 years, I wnet from being bright red to bright blond, my hair is au natural now, thank you very much, no worries about the gray :D I'd be more worried if down below went gray first hahaha :p
 
Okay Beth my sweet friend, you said that you were going to tell one of your stories, I'm all ears :D let's hear it, I'm countin on ya now :thumbsup:
 
Okay I'm not gonna divulge any of mine, but I will tell one which embarrassed a fella I went with (hehe, even now it makes me giggle).

When I was 18 I went with a fella (who was drop dead gorgeous) who prematurely ejaculated (he said it only happened with me :rolleyes:).

One night we were on a night out, being extremely pissed off with not getting satisfied I got very drunk, people who worked in the same place as him were bouncers at the night club, long story short, I started arguing with him and on the way out the door I happened to shout at him that he came too quick and he couldn't make me come :o

Well on Monday when I seen him, he said that I put him in an embarrassing position at work, they had stuck a notice up with his name and that he cums too quick LOL, I couldn't help but laugh, ain't I a bad bitch LOL

Hahaha :thumbsup:.
 

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