Are you at work atm Beth?, if so post the number I will ring you up and say hi, no laughing at my extremely high/squeaky and effeminate voice though.
Home now and my son just brought the party home so to speak. #realityhitshome a group of 20 year old boys-one more week and he moves out
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Rawrrrrr now i`m all chilled out it`s music time, even though i`m over 3000 years old I love trance, hard house etc I put this down to the copious amounts of drugs I take (j/k)
Maybe we'll get lucky and Jane will have won the jackpot!
LOL you are not old-I am going to see if anyone is still on here after I get the boys taken care of
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Party? Did someone say party?
How did I miss this one last week?
Since I'm older than dirt, I'm no longer easily embarrassed, and not often at a loss for words.
Stan Rogers may not be familiar to those outside of Canada, but I was in love with him. Hero worship. It's almost 30 years since he died, and I cry still.
In my early twenties, two friends and I roadtripped up to Ottawa to go see him in a bar. Figured it would be our last chance to see him in that intimate a setting, he was getting to be a really big name in folk circles.
Break time comes, and Karen and I muster our courage to go speak with the great man himself. I manage to ask when he was next playing Kingston (my hometown), and he replies "Next time someone offers me $3,000."
Karen pipes up: "That's only $2,999.75 more than she charges"
Stan pulls a dollar out of his pocket and asks "Will that cover the whole night?"
Party? Did someone say party?
How did I miss this one last week?
Since I'm older than dirt, I'm no longer easily embarrassed, and not often at a loss for words.
Stan Rogers may not be familiar to those outside of Canada, but I was in love with him. Hero worship. It's almost 30 years since he died, and I cry still.
In my early twenties, two friends and I roadtripped up to Ottawa to go see him in a bar. Figured it would be our last chance to see him in that intimate a setting, he was getting to be a really big name in folk circles.
Break time comes, and Karen and I muster our courage to go speak with the great man himself. I manage to ask when he was next playing Kingston (my hometown), and he replies "Next time someone offers me $3,000."
Karen pipes up: "That's only $2,999.75 more than she charges"
Stan pulls a dollar out of his pocket and asks "Will that cover the whole night?"
, about time someone released a cringe-worthy story .
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Early Wednesday morning, on holiday for the rest of the week, and drink problem here, i`ve run out
You can have some from me. I have a lot of it.
I just realized that in this whole year I have only been drinking one single beer
...and the one before that was in august last year.
I can't go on like this. What to do?
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omg I am killing myself here. Aww man that was funny.
Bahahaha omg stop my tummy hurts. You really crack me up. The joy of laughter makes everything better, well just about everything
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Awwwwww, cute
As everyone else is scared of telling their stories i`ll reveal another of mine..........
Many years ago I was around 18 and was seeing a girl whom I would state was the most fun girlfriends I have ever had, my parents were away on holiday and we had the house to ourselves, we had done the obligatory party thing on week one, and the house was spic and span, in readiness for their return which wasn`t for a good few hours yet. Earlier in the day we had watched this documentary about Eskimo`s and had sat there wondering what having sex must have been like (in my parents garage was a huge chest freezer that was always switched on but rarely had anything in it), anyway`s I had a little bit of weed left and thought best we smoke it before my parents returned.
So there we are, completely stoned, and Lynne started talking about the Eskimo`s and sex again and suggested we tried it in the freezer, so off we go, amongst a fit of giggles I suddenly went `Sssssch`, Lynne`s look of horror I still remember to this day as she looked at me and gurgled "Omg tell me your parents are not back" to which I replied, whilst pointing to an artificial white fur coat hanging up in the corner "No, look, a Polar bear", that was it the ensuing burst of laughter had completely covered up the noise of the mini bus that had just pulled up a bit down the road with my parents in and 4 friends they had been on holiday with.
Noticing the garage light was on they entered through the side door, which in turn triggered the main garage light and caught both of us in full glory lol.
oh my that is funny and I can see ya now..
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Anyway, anyone here tonight? I brought some snacks and a movie.
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, as we all know it is largely accepted that Oyster`s are aphrodisiacs, an aspect I somewhat refute as I remember eating 12 one night and only 4 of them worked 
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) as I LOVE that ruby slippers slot, seen countless vids on youtube of people in Uncle Sams country winning from it. The slots there were so cruel to me in the past, I only started playing again at JPP once I seen 'The Ruby Slippers' slot.
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I`m off U.F.O. spotting, following a lead from the local paper which released a photo of the sky, that only 6 hours previously had housed an authentic U.F.O...
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Absolutely amazing hey.
Wish Blonde was here, she could come with me
Party on..
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I don't see a UFO, only a blue box, the party must be peaking!
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