the WTF thread

[goatwack]

Russian Bots?

Not a very good hot- tubber, is she

 

[geordiecolin]

Big Brother

 

[goatwack]

I do love how this has become Geordie's Covid Catharsis And Projecting thread

Where's the videos of grannies paragliding, or found- footage of people slipping on banana skins in public squares?

 

[Kroffe]

Keeping with the recent robot theme, but with added banana peels.

 

[geordiecolin]

I do love how this has become Geordie's Covid Catharsis And Projecting thread

Where's the videos of grannies paragliding, or found- footage of people slipping on banana skins in public squares?

Best Spam's new sponsors

 

[geordiecolin]

A Pharmacy near Bowbells

 

[sufferinsilence]

I do love how this has become Geordie's Covid Catharsis And Projecting thread

Where's the videos of grannies paragliding, or found- footage of people slipping on banana skins in public squares?

Let's try and revive this thread with posting some WTF footage

 

[dionysus]

kind of corona, kind of WTF

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[geordiecolin]

 

[Kroffe]

The real heroes.

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[goatwack]

Did we think it would end any other way?

Not helped by her failure to procure the 'damning' photo that has since been claimed to have been faked....

Will we ever know the truth now, doubt it

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[goatwack]

Probably not what he envisaged happening when waking up that morning

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[geordiecolin]

Probably not what he envisaged happening when waking up that morning
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Trudeau has mandated that the military take away the sharks water but the guy should have been wearing a mask

 

[slotplayer]

Let's all go to Denmark!

 

[Kroffe]

You can watch these if you want to brush up on your Danish before going.
Going by the picture im thinking maybe you are not going there for the conversations, but its always good to be prepared.

 

[slotplayer]

 

[geordiecolin]

Facebook exec caught out trying to meet a 13 year old for sex

 

[dionysus]

 

[goatwack]

Because this is what we do

 

[sufferinsilence]

Because this is what we do

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Nobody's going to cancel their plans for a small storm. Fridays are for a shop and afterwards going to the chippy.

 

[mack341]

Thank goodness the pavements and roads aren't iced up, Imagine trying to keep upright then

 

[geordiecolin]

A real WTF

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[dionysus]

I saw that yesterday; effing nasty

 

[goatwack]

Pretty disgusting. I've tried for years, can never get the base consistency right

 

[geordiecolin]

Pretty disgusting. I've tried for years, can never get the base consistency right

I think she offered them ladies fingers

 

[goatwack]

Yikes

Less get to the choppa! and more Black Hawk Down

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[goatwack]

Ternur gunning for the gold whilst sober, rookie mistake

* Listen, it's not my fault the schwanz stories keep rolling in, I don't make the rules

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Man, that's gonna be thaw in the morning

 

[geordiecolin]

No wonder the police get so much bad press

 

[goatwack]

It really wasn't looking like an elaborate drill, was it. Not sure he'll care about the West's sanctions and his people not getting Nike trainers for the foreseeable, especially given it's all just a peaceful incursion into Ukraine with heavy tanks.

Or it's just the ultimate troll move to gauge reactions. But I suspect the former....

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[geordiecolin]

Sanctions could be very tough on Germany and Europe with energy prices and access. And we could see Russia causing the interweb to be shut down with all that that entails

 

[goatwack]

Sanctions could be very tough on Germany and Europe with energy prices and access. And we could see Russia causing the interweb to be shut down with all that that entails

Stop it

Now, what do you think will actually happen

 

[geordiecolin]

Stop it

Now, what do you think will actually happen

To hit Russia hard with sanctions would probably mean cutting their income from fuel. That will have an impact on Europe.
Here is what Putin said yesterday in his address

First he explains the historical foundation of Ukraine and Russia's relationship.
"I would like to emphasise again that Ukraine is not just a neighbouring country for us. It is an inalienable part of our own history, culture and spiritual space. These are our comrades, those dearest to us – not only colleagues, friends and people who once served together, but also relatives, people bound by blood, by family ties."


He then goes on

"Essentially, the so-called pro-Western civilisational choice made by the oligarchic Ukrainian authorities was not and is not aimed at creating better conditions in the interests of people’s well-being but at keeping the billions of dollars that the oligarchs have stolen from the Ukrainians and are holding in their accounts in Western banks, while reverently accommodating the geopolitical rivals of Russia.

Some industrial and financial groups and the parties and politicians on their payroll relied on the nationalists and radicals from the very beginning. Others claimed to be in favour of good relations with Russia and cultural and language diversity, coming to power with the help of their citizens who sincerely supported their declared aspirations, including the millions of people in the south-eastern regions. But after getting the positions they coveted, these people immediately betrayed their voters, going back on their election promises and instead steering a policy prompted by the radicals and sometimes even persecuting their former allies – the public organisations that supported bilingualism and cooperation with Russia. These people took advantage of the fact that their voters were mostly law-abiding citizens with moderate views who trusted the authorities, and that, unlike the radicals, they would not act aggressively or make use of illegal instruments."

"Ukraine itself was placed under external control, directed not only from the Western capitals, but also on the ground, as the saying goes, through an entire network of foreign advisors, NGOs and other institutions present in Ukraine. They have a direct bearing on all the key appointments and dismissals and on all branches of power at all levels, from the central government down to municipalities, as well as on state-owned companies and corporations, including Naftogaz, Ukrenergo, Ukrainian Railways, Ukroboronprom, Ukrposhta, and the Ukrainian Sea Ports Authority."

 

[goatwack]

To hit Russia hard with sanctions would probably mean cutting their income from fuel. That will have an impact on Europe.
Here is what Putin said yesterday in his address

First he explains the historical foundation of Ukraine and Russia's relationship.
"I would like to emphasise again that Ukraine is not just a neighbouring country for us. It is an inalienable part of our own history, culture and spiritual space. These are our comrades, those dearest to us – not only colleagues, friends and people who once served together, but also relatives, people bound by blood, by family ties."


He then goes on

"Essentially, the so-called pro-Western civilisational choice made by the oligarchic Ukrainian authorities was not and is not aimed at creating better conditions in the interests of people’s well-being but at keeping the billions of dollars that the oligarchs have stolen from the Ukrainians and are holding in their accounts in Western banks, while reverently accommodating the geopolitical rivals of Russia.

Some industrial and financial groups and the parties and politicians on their payroll relied on the nationalists and radicals from the very beginning. Others claimed to be in favour of good relations with Russia and cultural and language diversity, coming to power with the help of their citizens who sincerely supported their declared aspirations, including the millions of people in the south-eastern regions. But after getting the positions they coveted, these people immediately betrayed their voters, going back on their election promises and instead steering a policy prompted by the radicals and sometimes even persecuting their former allies – the public organisations that supported bilingualism and cooperation with Russia. These people took advantage of the fact that their voters were mostly law-abiding citizens with moderate views who trusted the authorities, and that, unlike the radicals, they would not act aggressively or make use of illegal instruments."

"Ukraine itself was placed under external control, directed not only from the Western capitals, but also on the ground, as the saying goes, through an entire network of foreign advisors, NGOs and other institutions present in Ukraine. They have a direct bearing on all the key appointments and dismissals and on all branches of power at all levels, from the central government down to municipalities, as well as on state-owned companies and corporations, including Naftogaz, Ukrenergo, Ukrainian Railways, Ukroboronprom, Ukrposhta, and the Ukrainian Sea Ports Authority."

I had a feeling he'd say that!

Don't all invading forces use those types of pretexts to justify their 'liberation' of whatever territory they wish to take?

Wanting to annex Ukraine based on flimsy reasoning, and calling it a Western puppet state, is the sort of thing he'd do, but then their history is complex and runs deep. Him invading Ukraine won't mark the end of Western civilization, and I'm sure he could find better ways to spite us.

 

[geordiecolin]

I had a feeling he'd say that!

Don't all invading forces use those types of pretexts to justify their 'liberation' of whatever territory they wish to take?

Wanting to annex Ukraine based on flimsy reasoning, and calling it a Western puppet state, is the sort of thing he'd do, but then their history is complex and runs deep. Him invading Ukraine won't mark the end of Western civilization, and I'm sure he could find better ways to spite us.

I think he has the jitters about having so many UN weapons on his doorstep. It will be interesting to see how it plays out and if China will do anything.

 

[pinnit2014]

I had a feeling he'd say that!

Don't all invading forces use those types of pretexts to justify their 'liberation' of whatever territory they wish to take?

Wanting to annex Ukraine based on flimsy reasoning, and calling it a Western puppet state, is the sort of thing he'd do, but then their history is complex and runs deep. Him invading Ukraine won't mark the end of Western civilization, and I'm sure he could find better ways to spite us.

Fear not, some hard hitting by the West: freezing some Tesco Bank accounts of a few (Ex?) Communists

That'll show them!

 

[goatwack]

Long- running story going back months, but finally showing just how much of a fruit-loop this fellow actually is.

Imagine then being a lawyer and being insane, even Ternur masks it by being a functioning alcoholic, so it makes this act of blood- squirting frozen pizzas all the more baffling.

Anyone for quiche?

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[pinnit2014]

I see that as a free Black Pudding

 

[goatwack]

A real WTF if ever I saw one. Let's hope this lunatic doesn't kill any hostages

edit: it's ok, they ran him over after he legged it outside 'chasing a fleeing hostage' ?‍

 

[dionysus]

well, worse ways to go

Bees are explosively ejaculating to death during heat waves​

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[Kroffe]

They are not dying, Dio.

'Man explosively ejaculating to god during heat waves'

Its just a religious thing and Death is their deity.

 

[geordiecolin]

Stop it

Now, what do you think will actually happen

This is a possibility according to reports.

 

[goatwack]

This is a possibility according to reports.

You can't quote stuff from yesterday, that's cheating

 

[geordiecolin]

You can't quote stuff from yesterday, that's cheating

Schwab at Cyber Polygon 2020 warned , “We all know, but still pay insufficient attention to, the frightening scenario of a comprehensive cyber attack, which would bring a complete halt to the power supply, transportation, hospital services, our society as a whole.”

I find it to be quite a frightening threat to society

 

[goatwack]

Schwab at Cyber Polygon 2020 warned , “We all know, but still pay insufficient attention to, the frightening scenario of a comprehensive cyber attack, which would bring a complete halt to the power supply, transportation, hospital services, our society as a whole.”

I find it to be quite a frightening threat to society

Everything's finely- balanced and could go at a moment's notice, most are just flimsy social constructs. So that could just as well be a generalized statement by Shwab.

Do you believe in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

 

[geordiecolin]

Everything's finely- balanced and could go at a moment's notice, most are just flimsy social constructs. So that could just as well be a generalized statement by Shwab.

Do you believe in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

No I don't personally but fair play to those who do.
A cyber attack could see horrific consequences and usher in reforms of banking and internet security.

 

[paul7388]

No I don't personally but fair play to those who do.
A cyber attack could see horrific consequences and usher in reforms of banking and internet security.

I would have thought you out of anyone would have believed.

Many think the wars, Cyber attacks and viruses are all signs of his return.

Or have you not reached that part of the internet yet lol.

 

[pinnit2014]

Plenty of impacting cyber attacks going about as well - the NHS in Ireland had a bad one last year i think that saw them cancel/not honour many appointments etc for months and months - nothing new. And will probably get worse.

 

[pinnit2014]

I would have thought you out of anyone would have believed.

Many think the wars, Cyber attacks and viruses are all signs of his return.

Or have you not reached that part of the internet yet lol.

When people believe in Trump and Nicola more than Jesus you know it's time to Nuke the planet

 

[geordiecolin]

Plenty of impacting cyber attacks going about as well - the NHS in Ireland had a bad one last year i think that saw them cancel/not honour many appointments etc for months and months - nothing new. And will probably get worse.

They have been directly warning us about an impending attack.

 

[goatwack]

They have been directly warning us about an impending attack.

I don't envisage some apocalyptic worldwide internet cut-off as I'm usually a glass half-full kinda guy.

If anything, there'll be more sophisticated 'skirmishes' and flurries, like we have now really.

And look on the bright side - if the internet goes down, you won't have to worry about warning people about internet outages