A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.
How much do you want for the mower? asked the preacher.
Im just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle, said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?
The boy said, You got a deal.
The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, I cant get this mower to start.
The little boy said, Thats cause you have to cuss at it to get it started.
The preacher said, Im a minister, and I cant cuss. Its been so long since Ive been saved that I dont know if I even remember how to cuss.
The little boy looked at him happily and said, Just keep pulling on that string. Itll come back to ya!
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How much do you want for the mower? asked the preacher.
Im just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle, said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?
The boy said, You got a deal.
The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, I cant get this mower to start.
The little boy said, Thats cause you have to cuss at it to get it started.
The preacher said, Im a minister, and I cant cuss. Its been so long since Ive been saved that I dont know if I even remember how to cuss.
The little boy looked at him happily and said, Just keep pulling on that string. Itll come back to ya!
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