My morning schedule.
5:00 am. Pick up blanket and throw it back on the bed... Locate pillow later.
5:10 am. After taking clean cup from dishpan, rearrange remaining dishes so the pile looks smaller.
5:15 am... is not your business.
5:25 am. Realign television stand so it faces the couch and not the bathroom door.
5:27 am. Push slipper under couch... Locate other slipper later.
5:40 am. Drape cardigan over desk chair... Locate shirt.
5:45 am. Wash out coffee cup and put in cupboard... Do not disturb the smaller looking pile.
5:50 am. Locate pants.
5:55 am. Pack up lunch and turn off lights.
5:56 am. Turn on lights... Locate keys.
6:00 am-ish. Turn off lights. Leave.
I'd hire a maid but when I tell them "You'll probably have to help me find my pants in the morning" they hang up.
5:00 am. Pick up blanket and throw it back on the bed... Locate pillow later.
5:10 am. After taking clean cup from dishpan, rearrange remaining dishes so the pile looks smaller.
5:15 am... is not your business.
5:25 am. Realign television stand so it faces the couch and not the bathroom door.
5:27 am. Push slipper under couch... Locate other slipper later.
5:40 am. Drape cardigan over desk chair... Locate shirt.
5:45 am. Wash out coffee cup and put in cupboard... Do not disturb the smaller looking pile.
5:50 am. Locate pants.
5:55 am. Pack up lunch and turn off lights.
5:56 am. Turn on lights... Locate keys.
6:00 am-ish. Turn off lights. Leave.
I'd hire a maid but when I tell them "You'll probably have to help me find my pants in the morning" they hang up.
