3mptyseat
Non-Gambler
- Joined
- May 22, 2010
- Location
- California de Norte
Hey fellas
Hello Ladies
I write today to share a moment of sheer gambling ecstasy I experienced today, and to ask if there is any quick way to discover more.
Here's the story, I know I am long winded, so just be happy it's only text and you don't have to sit next to me at a poker table for 6 hours...
I got back from work this morning at approx 5:30am and I made a deposit to 3 dice and RichReels to relax... After losing the 3dice depo', I was messing around on Rich Reels, making ridiculously juicy 3rd and 4th attempts to double up on video poker, when I got hot and made a run. Suddenly my $25 dollar deposit was in the $800-$900 range, and I decided, after this one double up, I would move to slots, and then I heard a horrid noise.
I got up, went outside, and witnessed a standoff which looked like it was headed towards an epic showdown between the local raccoon mother, and a skunk who I have never seen before, but smelled a few times. Anyway, it was nearly dawn and I have never seen a skunk in the daylight, so I was content on just watching for a minute, as I thanked my lucky stars that they were not in the middle of this showdown 30 minutes earlier when I came in from work and would have unknowingly walked deaf smack into the middle of their ring-of-death with my headphones on.
So I watched as the mother raccoon stood on her back legs and feigned an assault towards her much smaller opponent while the skunk, who was clearly playing minds games on the raccoon, ran in a circle way from, and then back towards her with his tail up.
I lit a cigarette and leaned against the corner of the house a safe distance from any possible spray, which I now could feel burning my eyes and tickling my nose, and watched unnoticed for a few minutes of the most incredible... Well I really don't know what to call it...
And then I fuct up the perfect matchup, which had yet to yield anything more than displays of angry hisses from the mama raccoon and promises of a burning, visionless future from the skunk, when my cell phone rang loudly. The raccoon ran off away from me, and the skunk, sensing another enemy, made a three step in my direction with his tail straight up. That was enough for me-I shrieked and was in my house slamming the door behind me in a nanosecond...
My laptop had shut itself, I guess I had been out there awhile, so I rebooted it, and entered back into RichReels, and started playing some slots. It didn't go so well betting small, so I raised the stakes. And then that didn't go well either, so I started betting max. And when that failed to yield a feature, I did my typical, 'go big or go home' self destruct mode, and shut the laptop and went to bed.
Then this afternoon, I got up, and did the normal stuff, and when checking my emails, I fired up RichReels. I had left a little, so I quickly pissed it away, and feeling like crap about turning a small deposit into rent, only to turn it back into nothing I went and made another micro deposit.
I thought I might try my luck at video poker again, went to my favorite game, and there, staring me in the face was the option, double or collect! I had left the computer so quickly because of the ungodly mammal vs. devil noises (please, if the raccoon isn't satan-spawn with it's opposable thumbs and it's smart brain, then I am not bald) that I had forgotten I had a $70 dollar double up yet to complete, maybe into nothing, but hopefully into $140, or if I wimped out, I could keep the $70, which, with my new $20 deposit, would be a nice start to a lil casino session.
Anyway, long story a little shorter; I doubled the hand once, won, went again and drew an ace, and obvi lost. Then, I steamed the $20 micro deposit away on one hand of blackjack, and got to thinking, "I wonder if theres a way to see if there is any other hidden double-up or feature money in these Level 11 platforms, and I assume, but cant remember, in MG casinos as well?"
So, is there? Or do u gotta go thru each game one by one? Anybody else ever get surprised? I just checked all the other MG clones I have dloaded, and found a "Summer Holiday" feature round that wanted to be re-run or kept or gambled on CasinoUS... I chose the third and the 1024 coins I could have kept, or re-spun, was 3200 coins when I gambled it... sweeeeeeeet!
Hello Ladies I write today to share a moment of sheer gambling ecstasy I experienced today, and to ask if there is any quick way to discover more. Here's the story, I know I am long winded, so just be happy it's only text and you don't have to sit next to me at a poker table for 6 hours...
I got back from work this morning at approx 5:30am and I made a deposit to 3 dice and RichReels to relax... After losing the 3dice depo', I was messing around on Rich Reels, making ridiculously juicy 3rd and 4th attempts to double up on video poker, when I got hot and made a run. Suddenly my $25 dollar deposit was in the $800-$900 range, and I decided, after this one double up, I would move to slots, and then I heard a horrid noise.
I got up, went outside, and witnessed a standoff which looked like it was headed towards an epic showdown between the local raccoon mother, and a skunk who I have never seen before, but smelled a few times. Anyway, it was nearly dawn and I have never seen a skunk in the daylight, so I was content on just watching for a minute, as I thanked my lucky stars that they were not in the middle of this showdown 30 minutes earlier when I came in from work and would have unknowingly walked deaf smack into the middle of their ring-of-death with my headphones on.
So I watched as the mother raccoon stood on her back legs and feigned an assault towards her much smaller opponent while the skunk, who was clearly playing minds games on the raccoon, ran in a circle way from, and then back towards her with his tail up.
I lit a cigarette and leaned against the corner of the house a safe distance from any possible spray, which I now could feel burning my eyes and tickling my nose, and watched unnoticed for a few minutes of the most incredible... Well I really don't know what to call it...
And then I fuct up the perfect matchup, which had yet to yield anything more than displays of angry hisses from the mama raccoon and promises of a burning, visionless future from the skunk, when my cell phone rang loudly. The raccoon ran off away from me, and the skunk, sensing another enemy, made a three step in my direction with his tail straight up. That was enough for me-I shrieked and was in my house slamming the door behind me in a nanosecond...
My laptop had shut itself, I guess I had been out there awhile, so I rebooted it, and entered back into RichReels, and started playing some slots. It didn't go so well betting small, so I raised the stakes. And then that didn't go well either, so I started betting max. And when that failed to yield a feature, I did my typical, 'go big or go home' self destruct mode, and shut the laptop and went to bed.
Then this afternoon, I got up, and did the normal stuff, and when checking my emails, I fired up RichReels. I had left a little, so I quickly pissed it away, and feeling like crap about turning a small deposit into rent, only to turn it back into nothing I went and made another micro deposit.
I thought I might try my luck at video poker again, went to my favorite game, and there, staring me in the face was the option, double or collect! I had left the computer so quickly because of the ungodly mammal vs. devil noises (please, if the raccoon isn't satan-spawn with it's opposable thumbs and it's smart brain, then I am not bald) that I had forgotten I had a $70 dollar double up yet to complete, maybe into nothing, but hopefully into $140, or if I wimped out, I could keep the $70, which, with my new $20 deposit, would be a nice start to a lil casino session.
Anyway, long story a little shorter; I doubled the hand once, won, went again and drew an ace, and obvi lost. Then, I steamed the $20 micro deposit away on one hand of blackjack, and got to thinking, "I wonder if theres a way to see if there is any other hidden double-up or feature money in these Level 11 platforms, and I assume, but cant remember, in MG casinos as well?"
So, is there? Or do u gotta go thru each game one by one? Anybody else ever get surprised? I just checked all the other MG clones I have dloaded, and found a "Summer Holiday" feature round that wanted to be re-run or kept or gambled on CasinoUS... I chose the third and the 1024 coins I could have kept, or re-spun, was 3200 coins when I gambled it... sweeeeeeeet!
