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The Morning Rush.

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by skiny, Feb 21, 2012.

    Feb 21, 2012
  1. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

    Occupation:
    Doing everyone else's job.
    Location:
    Canada
    My morning schedule.

    5:00 am. Pick up blanket and throw it back on the bed... Locate pillow later.
    5:10 am. After taking clean cup from dishpan, rearrange remaining dishes so the pile looks smaller.
    5:15 am... is not your business.
    5:25 am. Realign television stand so it faces the couch and not the bathroom door.
    5:27 am. Push slipper under couch... Locate other slipper later.
    5:40 am. Drape cardigan over desk chair... Locate shirt.
    5:45 am. Wash out coffee cup and put in cupboard... Do not disturb the smaller looking pile.
    5:50 am. Locate pants.
    5:55 am. Pack up lunch and turn off lights.
    5:56 am. Turn on lights... Locate keys.
    6:00 am-ish. Turn off lights. Leave.

    I'd hire a maid but when I tell them "You'll probably have to help me find my pants in the morning" they hang up.
     
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  2. Feb 21, 2012
  3. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    LOL. So true.

    I used to start at 3am and its amazing what you come to accept as normal after a while.
     
  4. Feb 21, 2012
  5. LaHutti

    LaHutti Sr. ÜberUnter Ass. Man. webby PABnonaccred PABaccred

    Occupation:
    .
    Location:
    East and West

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