The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[geordiecolin]

This is where you can pop in,order a beer and something to eat from the extensive menu and get things off your chest.

There is a jukebox where you can stick on any tune you wish. Tell a joke or two or get things off your chest. Anyone can be the bar staff.

Maybe there could be the odd theme night with entertainment?

Just order your drink as you enter,be sociable and don't rob the fruit machines

 

[goatwack]

Plus we could have monitors hooked up everywhere with people streaming slots.

Oh bugger, I've done it again haven't I

 

[geordiecolin]

Plus we could have monitors hooked up everywhere with people streaming slots.

Oh bugger, I've done it again haven't I

Settle down now goatie. Pull up a chair. What's your poison?

 

[goatwack]

Settle down now goatie. Pull up a chair. What's your poison?

Double vodka, straight please

 

[Jono777]

This is where you can pop in,order a beer and something to eat from the extensive menu and get things off your chest.

There is a jukebox where you can stick on any tune you wish. Tell a joke or two or get things off your chest. Anyone can be the bar staff.

Maybe there could be the odd theme night with entertainment?

Just order your drink as you enter and say hi to the bar staff

To joke or not to joke, this has the makings of a cracking thread.

I will have a pint of Carling (please) and a main meal of Rump Steak, Mushrooms, Onion Rings, Side salad and a portion of chunky chips (pretty please)

With regard to getting things off my chest I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF LOSING! (and then the moment I bust, whats the first thing I see, a winners video or screen shot from the slots I've literally just being playing!!!!!)

Theme night can be naked females night ***snip Snip snip *** whilst I'm slotting (or should that be slutting, chance would be a fine thing)

and here's my (usual) weak ass attempt at some humour...

On the way to the shops today, I trod in a huge steaming fresh dog shite, totally pissed off but not a lot I could do I wiped foot on grass and carried onto the shop.

Grabbed my smokes and made my way back home, as I turned the corner I noticed this stocky fella tread in the same pile of dog dirt.

'I've just done that mate' I shouted.

He then proceeded to give me a right 'slap' calling me a dirty bastard

Guess that Steak on the meal I ordered will come in use for my black eye!

Edit: Goaty keep the barman entertained whilst I 'strim' his fruity

 

[geordiecolin]

Double vodka, straight please

Coming up brother. Been up to anything interesting recently? Seen JonMincher about?

Edit Talk of the devil...

 

[Jono777]

Coming up brother. Been up to anything interesting recently? Seen JonMincher about?

Can't get rid of the tart. He's always hanging around trying to scrounge a few FS.

 

[geordiecolin]

Feck me Jon I'm on my own here. I need another pair of hands if I'm going to rustle up that lot!
Any offers for a short while?

 

[goatwack]

Coming up brother. Been up to anything interesting recently? Seen JonMincher about?

Edit Talk of the devil...

Not much happening on Payday Eve.

Me and my partner are debating as to whether Benny Hinn is actually a real human

 

[Jono777]

No probs, be a pleasure to 'muck in'

Got some bar experience from when I worked at Wolves footy club (no digs please) and I was assistant chef at Britannia hotel for a while so your place is in safe hands.

Just hope no one orders the Prawns, bring back a few nightmares that one will.

Best to not leave me alone too long though, I've been known to drink more than I sell

 

[Harry_BKK]

TVR* please

and a pint of this:



* Tequila Vodka Red Bull

I propose a Bangkok night, i'll provide the bar girls.

 

[geordiecolin]

No probs, be a pleasure to 'muck in'

Got some bar experience from when I worked at Wolves footy club (no digs please) and I was assistant chef at Britannia hotel for a while so your place is in safe hands.

Just hope no one orders the Prawns, bring back a few nightmares that one will.

Best to not leave me alone too long though, I've been known to drink more than I sell

Is it sexist to suggest we need a barmaid to brighten up the place? That Goatie has a face like a smacked arse !

 

[geordiecolin]

TVR* please

and a pint of this:

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* Tequila Vodka Red Bull

I propose a Bangkok night, i'll provide the bar girls.

Now your talking. TVR coming up Harry.

ON THE HOUSE

 

[goatwack]

No probs, be a pleasure to 'muck in'

Got some bar experience from when I worked at Wolves footy club (no digs please) and I was assistant chef at Britannia hotel for a while so your place is in safe hands.

Just hope no one orders the Prawns, bring back a few nightmares that one will.

Best to not leave me alone too long though, I've been known to drink more than I sell

Whilst serving Jon try not to get too smashed. The Banter Police is on the prowl and will shut the bar down at the first opportunity.

Keep your eyes open

 

[geordiecolin]

Whilst serving Jon try not to get too smashed. The Banter Police is on the prowl and will shut the bar down at the first opportunity.

Keep your eyes open

I think that Dunover could double up as bouncer

Anyone fancy sticking a few tunes on? Bowie maybe?

 

[goatwack]

I think that Dunover could double up as bouncer

Anyone fancy sticking a few tunes on? Bowie maybe?

That's a great id.......hey isn't that McGameboy in the corner?

Why is he taking notes?

 

[geordiecolin]

That's a great id.......hey isn't that McGameboy in the corner?

Why is he taking notes?

Affiliates can leave there computers and contact details behind the bar and relax for a bloody change

 

[geordiecolin]

Hey, the jukebox is on free play

 

[Harry_BKK]

Here's something to warm you up for the Bangkok night

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[goatwack]

And where's Jon pissed off to now? Leaving us at the bar like that

Ah, I see. He's chatting up that brunette supplied by Harry.

We'll let him find out for himself!

 

[Jono777]

Whilst serving Jon try not to get too smashed. The Banter Police is on the prowl and will shut the bar down at the first opportunity.

Keep your eyes open

 

[Jono777]

And where's Jon pissed off to now? Leaving us at the bar like that

Ah, I see. He's chatting up that brunette supplied by Harry.

We'll let him find out for himself!

LMAO!! :notworthy:notworthy

 

[geordiecolin]

Can't get rid of the tart. He's always hanging around trying to scrounge a few FS.

I can't recall the last time I made a withdrawal from free spins? I think it was in casinopop over a month ago?

Any jokes?

 

[geordiecolin]

Here's something to warm you up for the Bangkok night

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Before I go Phhoarrr I would give her one, please tell me they are not ladieboys Harry?

 

[Jono777]

I can't recall the last time I made a withdrawal from free spins? I think it was in casinopop over a month ago?

Any jokes?

Stumped right now

You've got a bloody good memory!

 

[Harry_BKK]

Before I go Phhoarrr I would give her one, please tell me they are not ladieboys Harry?

That bar guaranteed all girls!

 

[geordiecolin]

And where's Jon pissed off to now? Leaving us at the bar like that

Ah, I see. He's chatting up that brunette supplied by Harry.

We'll let him find out for himself!

Just a heads up. The gents have an extensive range of condoms available should you need them. Various colours, flavours, ribbed and sizes to ensure nobodies left disappointed

 

[Jono777]

Just don't trip over this guy who streams on Twitch now and then when you go to the gents to buy em

 

[Harry_BKK]

Here a little training to spot the blokes. Can you guess who is/was one in the first row on this picture?

 

[geordiecolin]

Stumped right now

You've got a bloody good memory!

Superman flying over Hollywood when he spots Wonderwoman sunbathing nakid in her back garden with her eyes closed and her legs all squ-with.
So he thinks " I can get in there and out before she can open her eyes".

So he bombs down " Wallop" and he is gone before she could open her eyes.

"What the feck was that ?" she asked,rubbing her eyes.

" I don't know but it bloody hurt" said the Invisible Man.

 

[goatwack]

Just a heads up. The gents have an extensive range of condoms available should you need them. Various colours, flavours, ribbed and sizes to ensure nobodies left disappointed

Condoms shmomdoms

Where's the fun in that

Saying that, we might need some for when we blow them up on Harry's head

 

[geordiecolin]

Just don't trip over this guy who streams on Twitch now and then when you go to the gents to buy em

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That bloke looks more like me with his cloths,hair and build that you will know.Honestly!

 

[Jono777]

Working from Harry's pic left to right I'd say either number (6) or the one on the far left.(1)

 

[geordiecolin]

I'm just popping down the cellar to see if we have any snowballs in case a female pops in

 

[Harry_BKK]

Working from Harry's pic left to right I'd say either number (6) or the one on the far left.(1)

Small tip Jon, there is more than one.

 

[geordiecolin]

Here a little training to spot the blokes. Can you guess who is/was one in the first row on this picture?

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I was reliably informed that the 2nd from the right not only had his bollixs lopped of but had a head transplant too

 

[goatwack]

Small tip Jon, there is more than one.

They're all male, aren't they

Still, who cares :xxx

 

[Harry_BKK]

Blokes from left to right: 1, 3, 4, 6 ,7

EDIT: Not 100% sure: 2
EDIT 2: Back row: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8

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[Nicola]

What bar have I walked into

 

[geordiecolin]

They're all male, aren't they

Still, who cares :xxx

You dirty dirty man!
Question. Do hermaphrodites feel good WITHIN THEMSELVES?

 

[Jono777]

Hey Harry, just got to watch the video now the kids have finally gone to bed...

That offer of a plane ticket still on

Deposit break time and save for some 'extras' upon arrival.

 

[goatwack]

Makes you wonder why more women haven't joined in this thread.

Oh yes, I remember

 

[geordiecolin]

What bar have I walked into

Ah, Welcome Nicola. Fancy a Snowball?

* Boys, behave and don't make your leariness obvious

 

[Harry_BKK]

Hey Harry, just got to watch the video now the kids have finally gone to bed...

That offer of a plane ticket still on

Deposit break time and save for some 'extras' upon arrival.

Sure is mate

 

[geordiecolin]

Makes you wonder why more women haven't joined in this thread.

Oh yes, I remember

Pipe down there mate. I hear that Nicola can give a hell of a punch. Black eye -->

 

[goatwack]

Can't believe Jon's on the bar doing his best Coyote Ugly impression.

He's only had a glass of milk and Monster Munch

 

[geordiecolin]

Can't believe Jon's on the bar doing his best Coyote Ugly impression.

He's only had a glass of milk and Monster Munch

There's not much drinking going on!

Here's a tune.

I can see clearly now my brain has gone....

 

[Jono777]

Can't believe Jon's on the bar doing his best Coyote Ugly impression.

He's only had a glass of milk and Monster Munch

I'm in full swing (make what of that you want) now

Any for my next party piece, Ladies and Gentlemen I give you....

 

[goatwack]

What started as a nice, friendly relaxing bar has turned into a deleted scene from Caligula.

What the hell is wrong with us.

This is like therapy

 

[geordiecolin]

I'm in full swing (make what of that you want) now

Any for my next party piece, Ladies and Gentlemen I give you....

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Oh Jon brace yourself!