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tobiaswwe

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Hello everyone I went into this online casino because of a leaflet I got through my door, its called shitecasino It seemed pritty secure but im very new to online gambling and usually only play for fun but I deposited money on this one it seemed ok but i lost and didnt even win once on black jack I dont know if its rigged or not I was probably just unlucky, the leaflet said a percentage of winnings go to the prevention of green house gases they just didn't say how much though. lol 0.00000001% :o anyway If some people know what there doing check it out and tell me if its a fair one or if I should run b4 they scam me.
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From the Casino's website:


Legally licensed and fully insured as a member of the Play United Network of Casinos, Earths Casino is committed to making your gaming experience as exciting and rewarding as possible.

It looks like a "White Label" template that Play United offers.

Their T&C also states they do NOT accept players from the US.

Play United casinos have a checkered reputation... there are a few other RTG casinos that you would be better off playing at... InetBet would be one you might consider.
 
Hello everyone I went into this online casino because of a leaflet I got through my door, its called earthscasino It seemed pritty secure but im very new to online gambling and usually only play for fun but I deposited money on this one it seemed ok but i lost and didnt even win once on black jack I dont know if its rigged or not I was probably just unlucky, the leaflet said a percentage of winnings go to the prevention of green house gases they just didn't say how much though. lol 0.00000001% :o anyway If some people know what there doing check it out and tell me if its a fair one or if I should run b4 they scam me.
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percentage of whos winnings? the player? what a joke. tell this place to go hug a tree.
 
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Brrrrrrr! It's suddenly gone very shilly in here.... :mad:

KK

Google "tobiaswwe casino".
Second entry.
The casino in question belongs to him....Making him an official, albeit stupid, spammer.

Hello everyone I went into this online casino because of a leaflet I got through my door,
My ass.
 
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there aren't enough spit takes these days. thank you for helping the spit take to survive in the modernized world.:D:thumbsup:
 
Here ya go:

original thread (hilarious):

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/its-about-time-to-say-thank-you.17678/

Simon Goodman email, posted by VWM:

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/its-about-time-to-say-thank-you.17678/

Hey Brian,

It's not what you think. I didn't walk into a casino last week with a handgun and demand 20 bags of cash. I didn't get arrested and I didn't spend any time in jail.

I found a method that has proved to be almost foolproof at sucking the maximum amount of cash from online casinos that I possibly can. It really shocked me when I won the first 7 hands at poker.... I nearly fell off my chair when I had clocked up a winning streak of 16 hands in a row!

Now, I never used to be any good at any of the online casino games. In fact, I really sucked. It wasn't until I sat down and started to work out my system.

I know what you're thinking...

"YEAH RIGHT! ANOTHER USELESS SYSTEM!"

And that's exactly what I used to think. That is, until I sat down and drew up a set of techniques that, based on the laws of probability and the way that casinos work - are very, very unlikely to lose money.

After 1 whole week of planning and running the numbers, I put the system into action and, well, you know the results. I have been playing around with this method and it's like legally stealing from the casinos! - It's just too damn easy. Not to mention it's a whole lot of fun.

I thought that it was about time to share this system with a very limited numbers of people so that we can share tips and strategies - and make even more money. I'm not stupid and I know that 2 heads are better than 1. I really need to bring a select few people onto the inside to help me test this.

I've put down EVERYTHING that I do to steal from the casinos down into a informative package. It explains the whole process step-by-step (even a monkey could follow this!) so that I can share my finding with others.

If you are tired of not making the money you want to from online casinos then this ones for you. You will surely make much, much more money faster than you ever have before. Check it out while the offer is still available:
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To make this even more attractive, and to make sure that I am attracting just the right sort of people to share my secrets with, I have included 6 amazing bonuses with my system. These are far from your run-of-the-mill bonuses. I threw them in there make sure that you have more than you need to crack open the vault at the casino and walk away with stacks of cash, just like me.

If you have ever been involved with online casinos in any way, I urge you to take a good look at what I am proposing here - I can guarantee that you will find it very worthy of your time:
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Do it now, while it's fresh in your mind. Only by taking action today will you learn my exact system along with all of the secrets I use on a daily basis.

Your friend,
Simon Goodman
 
my favourite part in lock stock and two smoking barrels:


"facking norvern monkies"

"fookin southern faeries"
 
Who needs Comedy Central when we have you guys.
One can always count on a laugh when they read posts from a number of you guys. I wonder what it would be like if we put you all up on stage in a comedy show?!
Would give new meaning to *bring the house down* :lolup:
 
damn cheek, we have some great places in N. London, Tottenham, Edmonton... but cheeky is probably from the posh part 'Ampstead Heath' judging by his bank roll :p

Nope, I'm from Willesden Green (or locally pronounced Will-ez-dun Greeeeen, what with the strong Rastafarian influence around here). :D

So, NW London to be exact.

My bruv lives in Angel which I suppose is true North London.
 
wembley is northwest london innit?

lady sovereign hails from there. she's ill yo! big midget, s-o-v!:thumbsup:hear dat man, check it out ya done know
 
pity you're a bloke or i'd make some creative comment on how indeed there really is a lot more to me, if you know what i mean...:eek2:
 
No seriously though, did you live in the UK then?

no. just a big sov fan. and british things are interesting. i like trivia and general knowledge stuff. i definitely want to come visit the isles someday though. i'll ring all you blokes up when that happens. you can take me round the pubs and chippies. :thumbsup:

does london have FOUR football squads? gunners, chelsea, spurs, and who else?
 
does london have FOUR football squads? gunners, chelsea, spurs, and who else?

Gunners, Spuds, Chelski, West Ham, Millwall, Bentford, Leyton Orient, Charlton, Crystal Palace, Fulham and QPR. Used to be Wimbledon too but they moved out of London and changed their name, plus you could argue Barnet & Wycombe Wanderers count also.
 
Gunners, Spuds, Chelski, West Ham, Millwall, Bentford, Leyton Orient, Charlton, Crystal Palace, Fulham and QPR. Used to be Wimbledon too but they moved out of London and changed their name, plus you could argue Barnet & Wycombe Wanderers count also.

Those teams are shite :p. Here's the only London squad that matters:

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"Hi everybody, I heard that the lights in this place are rigged."

What a thought. I think we'd better stick to the usual sit down tragedy.

No, no, no...it wasn't the lights that were rigged, it was the trap door on the stage floor where you all were suppose to be standing! :p
Shame, I had my video camera all set and ready to go!
 
I think you need a new dictionary... ;)

And this is your first post on here in almost SIX years?? :eek:

Am I missing something here? :confused:

From the urban dic:

1. gullable

A misspelling of gullible... most often used to trick people into searching the dictionary for it.

"I swear gullable isn't written in the dictionary!"
"Really?"


Backwards I guess:D
 

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