- Joined
- May 22, 2012
I reluctantly get into the Christmas spirit. I'll see if the local carol singers will take this one up!
On the first day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
A bonus fucking guarantee.
On the second day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the third day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Twelve fake streamers streaming,
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the first day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
A bonus fucking guarantee.
On the second day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the third day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Twelve fake streamers streaming,
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.