Your Input Please Sing Along With Dunover

[dunover]

I reluctantly get into the Christmas spirit. I'll see if the local carol singers will take this one up!

On the first day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
A bonus fucking guarantee.

On the second day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the third day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Twelve fake streamers streaming,
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

 

[slotmaster]

You covered the whole year pretty good there,lol.

 

[goatwack]

No point just posting the lyrics. It won't be complete until Dunover posts a video of him singing it.

The final chorus shall do

 

[cpdnd31]

When you make the video and start singing the song please don't forget to wear the tin foil hat!!!

 

[geordiecolin]

Now that is fantastic Dunover. I would really appreciate it if you hold up a card during the video with the legend "Fuck you geordiecolin you right on bastard".

 

[dave1888]

Honestly Dunover you are just like the Santa from Raymond briggs animation with your disdain for it hahaha!

Great song lyrics though mate! hilarious!

 

[Jasminebed]

Now that is fantastic Dunover. I would really appreciate it if you hold up a card during the video with the legend "Fuck you geordiecolin you right on bastard".

Please make sure all four edges of the card are visible, and the file is hi res.

 

[geordiecolin]

Please make sure all four edges of the card are visible, and the file is hi res.

I love you but there is no kiss imogo so oke:

 

[aceking123]

i agree as a stand out member of the forum , this would only warrant dunover singing this whilst playing a slot ) come on come dunover do the Christmas spirit could do with a good laugh )

 

[dunover]

OK, I only went and done it!

 

[TradaCasino]

OK, I only went and done it!

I just LOVE this, brilliant stuff Dunover!

Rachel.

 

[Flyer187]

Even full of festive joy and cheer, dunover still manages to sound exactly the same

All the best for Christmas and New Year.

 

[Dinahnana]

OK, I only went and done it!

Loved it and so so true!

 

[Jd666]

HaHa... Class

 

[goatwack]

Better than the motley 'carol' singers found congregating in my local high street

 

[cpdnd31]

That was worth waiting for. Merry xmas to all and to all a good night!

 

[aceking123]

Well done dunover good job ) loved it !!!

 

[Jono777]

Great stuff Dunover!

Merry Christmas mate

 

[fccash]

Awesome Dunover!
And a bonus fucking guarantee! - Ill be humming this for months - Damn tune is stuck in my brain

 

[Nicola]

Classic