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Your Input Please Sing Along With Dunover

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by dunover, Dec 10, 2017.

    Dec 10, 2017
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    I reluctantly get into the Christmas spirit. I'll see if the local carol singers will take this one up!

    On the first day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    A bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the second day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the third day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Eight bonuses a busting,
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Nine lines of nothing,
    Eight bonuses a busting,
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Ten free spins a fleecing,
    Nine lines of nothing,
    Eight bonuses a busting,
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Eleven affiliates spamming,
    Ten free spins a fleecing,
    Nine lines of nothing,
    Eight bonuses a busting,
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    My casino sent to me:
    Twelve fake streamers streaming,
    Eleven affiliates spamming,
    Ten free spins a fleecing,
    Nine lines of nothing,
    Eight bonuses a busting,
    Seven slots a teasing,
    Six games a crashing,
    Five broken laptops,
    Four pending periods,
    Three Bonanza scatters,
    Two Netent clones
    And a bonus fucking guarantee.
     
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  2. Dec 10, 2017
  3. slotmaster

    slotmaster NOT Slotting it up!

    Occupation:
    Being great and stressed
    Location:
    stressville
    You covered the whole year pretty good there,lol.:D
     
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  4. Dec 10, 2017
  5. goatwack

    goatwack Calendar Time for Buddy CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    No point just posting the lyrics. It won't be complete until Dunover posts a video of him singing it.

    The final chorus shall do :p
     
  6. Dec 11, 2017
  7. cpdnd31

    cpdnd31 Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
    -
    Location:
    where the taxes are the highest
    When you make the video and start singing the song please don't forget to wear the tin foil hat!!! :D
     
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  8. Dec 11, 2017
  9. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Sells powdered water in the Gobi CAG PABnononaccred mm4

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    Now that is fantastic Dunover. I would really appreciate it if you hold up a card during the video with the legend "Fuck you geordiecolin you right on bastard". :D
     
  10. Dec 11, 2017
  11. dave1888

    dave1888 Meister Member PABnononaccred2 mm1

    Occupation:
    Customer Advisor/Stockroom Picker
    Location:
    Bonnie Scotland!
    Honestly Dunover you are just like the Santa from Raymond briggs animation with your disdain for it hahaha! :D

    Great song lyrics though mate! hilarious!

    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 12, 2017
  12. Dec 11, 2017
  13. Jasminebed

    Jasminebed Closer to 100 than Birth

    Occupation:
    Not in workforce
    Location:
    Ontario
    Please make sure all four edges of the card are visible, and the file is hi res.
     
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  14. Dec 11, 2017
  15. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Sells powdered water in the Gobi CAG PABnononaccred mm4

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    I love you but there is no kiss imogo so :poke:
     
  16. Dec 11, 2017
  17. aceking123

    aceking123 Ueber Meister CAG PABnononaccred MM

    Occupation:
    chippy
    Location:
    uk
    i agree as a stand out member of the forum , this would only warrant dunover singing this whilst playing a slot ) come on come dunover do the Christmas spirit could do with a good laugh )
     
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  18. Dec 22, 2017
  19. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    OK, I only went and done it! :oops:

    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
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  20. Dec 22, 2017
  21. TradaCasino

    TradaCasino Official rep for Trada Casino

    Occupation:
    Head of Casino
    Location:
    Dublin, Ireland
    I just LOVE this, brilliant stuff Dunover!

    Rachel.
     
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  22. Dec 22, 2017
  23. Flyer187

    Flyer187 Senior Member PABnoaccred

    Location:
    England, UK
    Even full of festive joy and cheer, dunover still manages to sound exactly the same :)

    All the best for Christmas and New Year.
     
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  24. Dec 22, 2017
  25. osulle

    osulle Ueber Meister CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    life
    Location:
    Northern hemisphere
    Loved it and so so true!
     
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  26. Dec 22, 2017
  27. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

    Occupation:
    Maggot Farmer
    Location:
    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    HaHa... Class
     
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  28. Dec 22, 2017
  29. goatwack

    goatwack Calendar Time for Buddy CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Better than the motley 'carol' singers found congregating in my local high street :D
     
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  30. Dec 22, 2017
  31. cpdnd31

    cpdnd31 Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
    -
    Location:
    where the taxes are the highest
    That was worth waiting for. Merry xmas to all and to all a good night!
     
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  32. Dec 22, 2017
  33. aceking123

    aceking123 Ueber Meister CAG PABnononaccred MM

    Occupation:
    chippy
    Location:
    uk
    Well done dunover good job ) loved it !!!
     
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  34. Dec 22, 2017
  35. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Great stuff Dunover!

    Merry Christmas mate :thumbsup:
     
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  36. Dec 22, 2017
  37. fccash

    fccash Newbie member webby

    Occupation:
    Sales
    Location:
    Canada
    Awesome Dunover!:lolup:
    And a bonus fucking guarantee! - Ill be humming this for months - Damn tune is stuck in my brain
     
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  38. Dec 23, 2017
  39. Nicola

    Nicola Casino Affiliate MM mm1 webmeister

    Occupation:
    Web Developer
    Location:
    Green Park, London
    Classic :D
     
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