Your Input Please Sing Along With Dunover

dunover

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the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
I reluctantly get into the Christmas spirit. I'll see if the local carol singers will take this one up!

On the first day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
A bonus fucking guarantee.

On the second day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the third day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Twelve fake streamers streaming,
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
 

geordiecolin

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Location
Near Newcastle
Now that is fantastic Dunover. I would really appreciate it if you hold up a card during the video with the legend "Fuck you geordiecolin you right on bastard". :D
 

dave1888

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Feb 11, 2013
Location
Bonnie Scotland!
Honestly Dunover you are just like the Santa from Raymond briggs animation with your disdain for it hahaha! :D

Great song lyrics though mate! hilarious!

 
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aceking123

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Mar 4, 2008
Location
uk
i agree as a stand out member of the forum , this would only warrant dunover singing this whilst playing a slot ) come on come dunover do the Christmas spirit could do with a good laugh )
 

fccash

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May 17, 2006
Location
Canada
Awesome Dunover!:lolup:
And a bonus fucking guarantee! - Ill be humming this for months - Damn tune is stuck in my brain
 
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