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P.S. I didn't put the CM logo on the image, it comes up automatically when you drag and drop them in!
I have an ordeal ahead of me, just got up, all the other lazy sods are still in bed and the in-laws are due round for dinner. I have to do all the cooking and preparation and if that's not bad enough, on top I have to be pleasant for the next 16 bastard hours too.
The door is next to me and the temptation to make a flask of coffee and fuck-off out with my metal detector all day is becoming overwhelming.
But no, I have to get my best rictus grin pasted on my boat race and feign happiness at the same shite I endured last year, and the year before and the one before that. If at any stage Thrush and Chlamydia appear on TV to boot, I really will have a meltdown, be pushed over the edge.
Merry Pissing Christmas.