Season's greetings

Have a wonderful Christmas young lady and I hope all is well at your end.

Enjoy!
 
Hope everyone has a good time and if you can take advantage of it, I am on my "deathbed" so to speak with a very bad bug and I am single so all alone as women don't want a good decent guy these day's so I won't be going to the family get together tomorrow, Not like much of a Christmas anyway. :(
 
Hope everyone has a good time and if you can take advantage of it, I am on my "deathbed" so to speak with a very bad bug and I am single so all alone as women don't want a good decent guy these day's so I won't be going to the family get together tomorrow, Not like much of a Christmas anyway. :(

Maybe ur the lucky one....lol
 
Hope everyone has a good time and if you can take advantage of it, I am on my "deathbed" so to speak with a very bad bug and I am single so all alone as women don't want a good decent guy these day's so I won't be going to the family get together tomorrow, Not like much of a Christmas anyway. :(

Man flu is it? Christmas comes but once a year so can you not make a short visit? Whatever you decide to do, I wish you the very best and take it easy young man.
 
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P.S. I didn't put the CM logo on the image, it comes up automatically when you drag and drop them in!

I have an ordeal ahead of me, just got up, all the other lazy sods are still in bed and the in-laws are due round for dinner. I have to do all the cooking and preparation and if that's not bad enough, on top I have to be pleasant for the next 16 bastard hours too. :mad:

The door is next to me and the temptation to make a flask of coffee and fuck-off out with my metal detector all day is becoming overwhelming.

But no, I have to get my best rictus grin pasted on my boat race and feign happiness at the same shite I endured last year, and the year before and the one before that. If at any stage Thrush and Chlamydia appear on TV to boot, I really will have a meltdown, be pushed over the edge.

Merry Pissing Christmas.
 
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Ahh yes, tis that magical time again. After the ritualistic present- giving and seasonal jocularities I'll be so smashed later on tonight that the missus will wish that Santa had never bothered coming down the chimney
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Just gonna put on my best slap and navigate the minefield of in-laws first. Bah humbug :mad:
 
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P.S. I didn't put the CM logo on the image, it comes up automatically when you drag and drop them in!

I have an ordeal ahead of me, just got up, all the other lazy sods are still in bed and the in-laws are due round for dinner. I have to do all the cooking and preparation and if that's not bad enough, on top I have to be pleasant for the next 16 bastard hours too. :mad:

The door is next to me and the temptation to make a flask of coffee and fuck-off out with my metal detector all day is becoming overwhelming.

But no, I have to get my best rictus grin pasted on my boat race and feign happiness at the same shite I endured last year, and the year before and the one before that. If at any stage Thrush and Chlamydia appear on TV to boot, I really will have a meltdown, be pushed over the edge.

Merry Pissing Christmas.
go lock yourself in a room and do a stream and put music on loud so you cant hear anyone banging and yelling at you. And yell "im playing slots. Thats right I love it. And I play when you are sleeping and when you leave the house for groceries"

A dunover meltdown.
 
Now it's time for New Year's eve which I don't care about either,lol. Prob do a deposit and torture myself and play Bonanza. :) Only good thing about New year's is time off and get all my sick day's and vacation day's again.
 

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