So I trusted you all enough to tell you of my ongoing affair with MG and well, we all know how that is going. I have needs and desires just like everyone else so I am moving on... BUT Ive decided to stay within the family (dont you judge me!) I have had my eye on Mega Moolah, well, without giving you too many details, lets just say it seemed mutual...he is quite the young sexy beast & he is LOADED...worth over 4 mil! Lets be honest 4 million can make all that hair & smell, tolorable (I will allow you a moment to form your own refrences as far as wealthy, hairy, stinky men go) I am not here to offend.
Maybe its TMI to tell you that he brings out the animal in me as well, but you all know the feeling of new love...you just want to shout it from the roof tops!
Well today things just felt so weird. I dont want to have another failed relationship, its just too much for ones ego to take. Devistated, I had no where to go after our date went so bad ...just picture me walking, crying in the rain...except I was in the house and theres only a 20% chance of rain today. Dr. Phil doesnt come on until 3 so I came here in hopes for some advice. I mean maybe I seem too eager to win his affections, thats the mistake I made with MG i think. So as soon as I realized I was going too fast I slowed it down & smiled, gently stroking my keys to let him know I am here for the long haul! Before I knew it he was giving me some line of shit about not having enough money and do I want to go to the bank??? I mean its MG all over again!
I see so many of you with all these amazing online pics & I'm jealous. I gotta tell ya, "Winning Screenshots" sounds a little arrogent & pornographic to me..which is not beneath me.
What am I doing wrong? OR what am I NOT doing? I am open to any advice but i'm telling you honestly, ive tried everything I can think of. I know many of you are in the same boat i am in, so hopefully we can help eachother and really learn something here. I know there will be many a smart ass who are insensitive...so be cafeful especially if you are new to the seen.
Lovingly, I can tell you honestly what has turned out to be bad advice...ok...bigger is not always better, nor is having the fastest fingers. And while boob flashing may make you feel like a sexy little winner, it is not effective as my husband tried this in 2003.
Does this look like he is not into me....
Maybe its TMI to tell you that he brings out the animal in me as well, but you all know the feeling of new love...you just want to shout it from the roof tops!
Well today things just felt so weird. I dont want to have another failed relationship, its just too much for ones ego to take. Devistated, I had no where to go after our date went so bad ...just picture me walking, crying in the rain...except I was in the house and theres only a 20% chance of rain today. Dr. Phil doesnt come on until 3 so I came here in hopes for some advice. I mean maybe I seem too eager to win his affections, thats the mistake I made with MG i think. So as soon as I realized I was going too fast I slowed it down & smiled, gently stroking my keys to let him know I am here for the long haul! Before I knew it he was giving me some line of shit about not having enough money and do I want to go to the bank??? I mean its MG all over again!
I see so many of you with all these amazing online pics & I'm jealous. I gotta tell ya, "Winning Screenshots" sounds a little arrogent & pornographic to me..which is not beneath me.
What am I doing wrong? OR what am I NOT doing? I am open to any advice but i'm telling you honestly, ive tried everything I can think of. I know many of you are in the same boat i am in, so hopefully we can help eachother and really learn something here. I know there will be many a smart ass who are insensitive...so be cafeful especially if you are new to the seen.
Lovingly, I can tell you honestly what has turned out to be bad advice...ok...bigger is not always better, nor is having the fastest fingers. And while boob flashing may make you feel like a sexy little winner, it is not effective as my husband tried this in 2003.
Does this look like he is not into me....