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Relationship advice needed (adults only please)

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by wanda5, Jan 18, 2008.

    Jan 18, 2008
  1. wanda5

    wanda5 Experienced Member

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    mom
    Location:
    lala land
    So I trusted you all enough to tell you of my ongoing affair with MG and well, we all know how that is going. I have needs and desires just like everyone else so I am moving on... BUT Ive decided to stay within the family (dont you judge me!) I have had my eye on Mega Moolah, well, without giving you too many details, lets just say it seemed mutual...he is quite the young sexy beast & he is LOADED...worth over 4 mil! Lets be honest 4 million can make all that hair & smell, tolorable (I will allow you a moment to form your own refrences as far as wealthy, hairy, stinky men go) I am not here to offend.

    Maybe its TMI to tell you that he brings out the animal in me as well, but you all know the feeling of new love...you just want to shout it from the roof tops!
    Well today things just felt so weird. I dont want to have another failed relationship, its just too much for ones ego to take. Devistated, I had no where to go after our date went so bad ...just picture me walking, crying in the rain...except I was in the house and theres only a 20% chance of rain today. Dr. Phil doesnt come on until 3 so I came here in hopes for some advice. I mean maybe I seem too eager to win his affections, thats the mistake I made with MG i think. So as soon as I realized I was going too fast I slowed it down & smiled, gently stroking my keys to let him know I am here for the long haul! Before I knew it he was giving me some line of shit about not having enough money and do I want to go to the bank??? I mean its MG all over again!

    I see so many of you with all these amazing online pics & I'm jealous. I gotta tell ya, "Winning Screenshots" sounds a little arrogent & pornographic to me..which is not beneath me.
    What am I doing wrong? OR what am I NOT doing? I am open to any advice but i'm telling you honestly, ive tried everything I can think of. I know many of you are in the same boat i am in, so hopefully we can help eachother and really learn something here. I know there will be many a smart ass who are insensitive...so be cafeful especially if you are new to the seen.
    Lovingly, I can tell you honestly what has turned out to be bad advice...ok...bigger is not always better, nor is having the fastest fingers. And while boob flashing may make you feel like a sexy little winner, it is not effective as my husband tried this in 2003.

    Does this look like he is not into me....
     
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  2. Jan 18, 2008
  3. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    Wanda, Wanda, you keep making these erotic posts and I am going to have to call you on the phone or we are going to have to get a private room. I understand if your husband is beating me in the back with a football bat but hey I'm beginning to think it would be worthwhile....:notworthy

    Hell Wanda, you don't need to be gambling, you need to be writing erotica and erotic stories, you've already earned your first subscriber...:thumbsup:
     
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  4. Jan 18, 2008
  5. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    Dear Wanda,

    The beasty boy is just playing hard to get and acting mysterious. Under that tough exterior is a real pussy cat. It's sadie hawkins day, so you don't have to wait for him to ask you to dance. But you might want to play a little hard to get yourself anyway!

    Only approach him with a very large sign-up bonus, that way you'll have more chances for dances:D

    You really do like the dangerous guys, don't ya? Goodgirl goes for badboy, seen it a hundred times. There are millions of chances that he will break your heart, this one, but that little bit of hope still has you pining, doesn't it? Go ahead, flash him now and then (make sure the curtains are closed).

    Guys like this are like playing a slot machine, your odds aren't very good.
     
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  6. Jan 18, 2008
  7. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    She does have you twitterpated, and confused. Can I borrow the football bat?:lolup:
     
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  8. Jan 18, 2008
  9. Rob

    Rob Dormant account

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    Quick question, is the jackpot triggered randomly for this slot?

    I'd love to win 4 mil :cool:
     
  10. Jan 18, 2008
  11. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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  12. Jan 18, 2008
  13. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    Rob, I don't mean to be rude but can you not see that this thread is not about jackpots but rather about Wandas needs...huh ? :D
     
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  14. Jan 18, 2008
  15. Rob

    Rob Dormant account

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    :Angel: I'll be good and stay schtum.

    And I hope she gets satisfied soon. ;)
     
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  16. Jan 18, 2008
  17. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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  18. Jan 18, 2008
  19. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    Who Da Man...Who Da Man...:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

    Thanks for the confidence boost Lojo...well appreciated man..
     
  20. Jan 18, 2008
  21. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

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    Wanda

    You sound like you could be adventurous...so maybe you could have a cheap fling with Lara Croft just to get your beast a little jealous and perhaps excited. If you show him that you are wanted by all, he may just give you more of what you need!:lolup:
     
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  22. Jan 18, 2008
  23. bryand

    bryand Beach Bum PABnonaccred mm1

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    Being heterosexual I've never wanted to do this but you could always open the squirrel game and letem bust a nut 4 ya. Just tryin to help IMHO.
     
  24. Jan 18, 2008
  25. wanda5

    wanda5 Experienced Member

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    Location:
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    for those of you pming me please know I am extremely unattractive which is why i search for love in inattiment objects...i also cant spell and "inattiment" just sounded right. i am also fat, so fat that when we have searched for the remote control for the tv...lets just say they are wrong when they say "if it was up your butt you'd know it"

    now, if you happen to be an inattiment object & have 4 million dollars I can win...then I am a natural blonde, slender, hot, & I was born with perfect teeth and double DDs ...which was awkward as an infant but I have since grown into them.
     
  26. Jan 18, 2008
  27. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    :lolup::lolup::lolup:
     
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  28. Jan 18, 2008
  29. wanda5

    wanda5 Experienced Member

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    robwin, I have no idea what you mean, I am just pouring my heart out here.

    rob...

    lojo...I'm kinda thinking has a thing for robwin?

    babs, my husband likes the way you think

    bryand...While I appreciate your help & sincere advice, i'm gonna need a play by play public explination please ...i dont understand what that means...i told you i'm not smart at all.
     
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  30. Jan 18, 2008
  31. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    I don't got no thang for RobWin, geez:rolleyes: BingoT is my secret lover:eek2: I'm about as gay as funeral, truth be known.

    Now ifn I was you Wanda, I'd draw the shades, whisper sweet nothings to the screen and flash that jungle beast a couple more times :D But ONLY play progressives with juicy sign up bonuses... there's no max cashout and your odds are exponential:thumbsup:
     
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  32. Jan 18, 2008
  33. wanda5

    wanda5 Experienced Member

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    oops sorry bout that lo, hmmmm your funeral reference doesnt quite hit home for me, i'm not asking you to convince me though, its all good buddy!:thumbsup::thumbsup: Hey I said my husband did the flash thing, its been a while though...im thinking he wax those nipples and try again? you can pay me later for that visual.
     
  34. Jan 18, 2008
  35. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    Ummm... I think you owe me for that visual.:eek2: You reminded me of that freak on the first American Idol this year who Paula made go get waxed (like a trainwreck, I watch it cuz the lady does)

    Are ya gonna play more moolah? Some FL have 400%? sign-up boni, casino US had a 300% that really is the only semi-sane way to play progressives, me thinx.
     
  36. Jan 19, 2008
  37. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    Who the hell is PMing my Wanda...huh...:what:

    Just like the hidden profile Pic...I knew it...:D:D
     
  38. Jan 19, 2008
  39. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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