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- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he
approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash
this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barrack H. Obama, president of the United
States of America."
Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must
insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you to please cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, sir, here's what we can do: one day Tiger Woods came into
the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting
iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi
came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we
cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that you are really the
President of the United States ?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: "Honestly, there
is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing"
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash
this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barrack H. Obama, president of the United
States of America."
Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must
insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you to please cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, sir, here's what we can do: one day Tiger Woods came into
the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting
iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi
came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we
cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that you are really the
President of the United States ?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: "Honestly, there
is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing"
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
