- Joined
- Aug 26, 2010
- Location
- Old bag lady with a laptop
Paramedic
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked little Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his butt again!"
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Helpful Preacher
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A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just
out of his reach.
He watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell.
After he pressed it he bent down to the boy and asked' "Now what?"
to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked little Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his butt again!"
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Helpful Preacher
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A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just
out of his reach.
He watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell.
After he pressed it he bent down to the boy and asked' "Now what?"
to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
