- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
Man: Do you smoke?
Woman: Yes
Man: How many packs a day?
Woman: 3 packs
Man: How much per pack
Woman: $10.00
Man: And how long have you been smoking?
Woman: 15 years
Man: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be
$10,800 correct?
Woman: Correct
Man: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Woman: Correct
Man: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Woman: Do YOU smoke?
Man: Of course not!
Woman: Where's your @&#ing Ferrari then?
Woman: Yes
Man: How many packs a day?
Woman: 3 packs
Man: How much per pack
Woman: $10.00
Man: And how long have you been smoking?
Woman: 15 years
Man: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be
$10,800 correct?
Woman: Correct
Man: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Woman: Correct
Man: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Woman: Do YOU smoke?
Man: Of course not!
Woman: Where's your @&#ing Ferrari then?
