On my never again play list

[lotusch]

May I kindly add:

Aloha,Cluster Pays (Netent)

I would rename it here and now Aloha Cluster F*ck.
I had a nice session tonight (300 profit on TS2) and made a WD but I could have withdrawn more if I hadn't decided to play this crock of sh*te.
Thank God I hit the WD button before going haywire and upping bets and probably losing my bankroll.

Second spin in I got a nice hit with the red totems and that paid me a nice 80x stake at €1.00 bets.
I thought,this is an awesome start.

Well from there onwards it went downhill and fast.

Free Spins?
Took about 450 spins before it hit first and paid an AWESOME 22x stake.
After that I got them a few times more but nothing better than 30-35x stake.
I don't see the point in 9 FS where the first 3/4 are empty and no extra high paying symbols are added to the reels.

Also the respin feature is a joke.
Be happy if you get 1 or 2 symbols added.

I think it has some great hit potential but this is not a slot I am gonna enjoy anymore so this will go on my personal blacklist.

Aloha mofo!! :machinegu:machinegu

 

[dionysus]

Ya, wasn't wowed by Aloha.
Got the bonus yesterday and during, 4 more FS symbols for 2 free extra spins...which paid squat.

Potential, sure - but not one I'm interested in chasing seeing how few and far between the FS rounds are.

 

[BrianGhattas]

My "never again" list:

Dazzle Me
Stickers
Voyages of Sinbad
Beowulf
Bridesmaids
Avalon
Dark Knight Rises
King Colossus
Bloodsuckers
Elementals
Avalon II
any other licensed Microgaming slot
Twin $pin (max hit)
Drive (max hit)
Any Yggdrasil Dark Joker games
Dead Or Alive
all Endorphina slots
all PlayTech slots except Great Blue, Marilyn Monroe and Top Gun

 

[fun4all]

Top of my never play again list is definitely Dazzle Me by Netent.

Just the worst slot ever created . Bet the casinos love it almost as much (but not quite) as Starburst.

 

[Steviedoo]

dead or alive. Ate up most of my money and gave me nothing . Hit fs and gave me nothing. And on top of that this has to be the dullest most unappealing slot ever. I don't see the appeal.

 

[jumboshrimp]

Dragon Born ****DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME****

Started at $100 with 0.40 and 0.80 cent bets, the dreaded tilts came over me at $60 level, after seeing 2 diamonds every second spin.

I'm at the shaking and hammering of keyboard level of $30 when 3 blessed diamonds, finally!

A dollar sixty something win.:axeman2: 2x eighty cents Busted out, raising my stake like a madman.

 

[mcgameboy]

Wizard Of Gems. Now there is a game that is utterly pointless.

And as for that fucking wizard with his "hmms" and "yeahs" and other selected BS "dialogue".

Fuck off two times already Wizard Of Gems, you tight arsed waste of space.

 

[dave1888]

Crazy cows by playngo! Fucking terrible game it took 40£ off me at 30-45p spins in under half an hour one bonus round which only paid just over 10x. Really bad.

Also bloopers! What a blooper it was to play it absolutely dreadful and worst pays on a 243 way I've ever seen.

 

[dave1888]

dead or alive. Ate up most of my money and gave me nothing . Hit fs and gave me nothing. And on top of that this has to be the dullest most unappealing slot ever. I don't see the appeal.

The only reason people play it is because of what it pays I'd almost rather be at work than playing that. Just auto it and tell it to stop on win of 500$

 

[Steviedoo]

The only reason people play it is because of what it pays I'd almost rather be at work than playing that. Just auto it and tell it to stop on win of 500$

Lol.

I have never got a decent hit. Ever. And then yesterday I was like but why am I persisting. I hate the stupid thing. It looks terrible. Dull gray and depressing. Do I need to be depressed before I even lose my money. No. So done.

 

[dave1888]

Lol.

I have never got a decent hit. Ever. And then yesterday I was like but why am I persisting. I hate the stupid thing. It looks terrible. Dull gray and depressing. Do I need to be depressed before I even lose my money. No. So done.

I get what You are saying. Nothing like going out to the pub coming home at 2am and balance is 200£ up or more from doa though...

 

[dunover]

Lol.

I have never got a decent hit. Ever. And then yesterday I was like but why am I persisting. I hate the stupid thing. It looks terrible. Dull gray and depressing. Do I need to be depressed before I even lose my money. No. So done.

I didn't think you lived in Scotland?

 

[The Blue Anchor]

And another soon to be on my NCD list is Zeus 3. Since December I have had well over 50 bonus rounds and not one of them has paid
more than 20x bet. A few have been zero pays and most are 3 to 4 x bet. Also included a 5 trigger scatter giving 50 spins
which did pay little over 30x bet but what a fucking let down. I will punish self though and keep Playing Zeus 3 until I hit
a big win - then I will never touch the damn thing again.

I played through my monthly limit in no time yesterday on Zeus III. Not one bonus and only one pay more than 10x bet. Horrible. Not going near it for a while.

 

[Deeplay]

I played through my monthly limit in no time yesterday on Zeus III. Not one bonus and only one pay more than 10x bet. Horrible. Not going near it for a while.

This game really sucks i have come to the conclusion. Never had more than 50x bet in the free spins and have triggered max fs with 5 scatters it paid crap.

Many zero paying bonus rounds - can give decent hits in the main game. But its like Ragin Rhino or crack without even the feature guarantee. Horrible invention.!!!

 

[Steviedoo]

I didn't think you lived in Scotland?

Canada in the winter is quite dreary. Grey. Dull. And unappealing. No palm trees here. And no color here until May.

 

[Steviedoo]

And here's another one on my never again play list. Koi freaking princess. Like who decided it was a great idea to tease a group of people who are already on edge while playing slots. Is it not enuff to moan and groan when bonuses and hits don't happen but to even tease you that it might occur is just cruel. So done with this one too.

 

[Jono777]

Not added to this thread for a good while but can't help myself right now!

That dirty, evil un-flushed piece of constipation had be raging earlier.

Sticky (chocolate fireguard) wilds - where have they gone, melted away and when they finally do show 0x or if very luck 0.2x BULLSHIT

As for the Scatters, I think they only exist on reels 1 and 5 when I play and you don't even get 1x!!

Crock of shite

'Go in the cabin and lock the door' - yeah I should, one with no internet connection.

'I have never seen anything like this before' - I have, every time I play this piece of horse manure.

'Sitting here, waiting' - tell me about it, yawn fucking, yawn!

 

[dave1888]

I didn't think you lived in Scotland?

On the contrary Dunover today the sun is splitting the trees it's beautiful here Rare occurrence though yes mostly raining and windy

 

[ginzink]

Dragon Born ****DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME****

Started at $100 with 0.40 and 0.80 cent bets, the dreaded tilts came over me at $60 level, after seeing 2 diamonds every second spin.

I'm at the shaking and hammering of keyboard level of $30 when 3 blessed diamonds, finally!

A dollar sixty something win.:axeman2: 2x eighty cents Busted out, raising my stake like a madman.

This is a steaky game! Can hit 3 feature in 50 spin then no more until bust (which dont have to be much as free spin usualy par shite ).

Still i have fun playing so cant stop

 

[Vicky]

So true!

My top 5 never to play again:

Immortal Romance (96,6% RTP Yeah right to MG? lol)
Immortal Rompants
ImBrutal Nochance
Destroyer of Bankbalance
I'll give you Nochance



And Avalon 2

Terminator 2 has historically been reasonably okay for me so no doubt I'll Be Back (Groan)

it can be seen from your post that you really take care of the issue) you are talented gambler)

 

[interlog]

Any of the untamed series of slots.

They are evil money sucking slots invented by the devil.

My advice: stay well clear unless you enjoy seeing your money draining away in no time.

 

[colinsunderland]

Birds on a Wire

OMG, I played 100 spins on that in a battle on VS the other night, if you think starburst is boring, play that instead, starburst will have you wetting yourself with excitement after playing BOAW for a few spins. There is nothing at all I could see to recommend, even the graphics look like they were designed by a 5 year old. there were around 300 players, and I think around 30 of them made the stake back at the end, that alone is enough to stop me ever playing a slot again!

 

[Adriana B]

I was on the battle too Colinsunderland. Said the exact same thing -- never ever ever again will I waste my money on that pathetic piece of crap game!

 

[fun4all]

BOAW used to be a really good slot, was capable of some awesome wins.

Sadly not so long ago - without any explanation on here (they used to be very active) - they reduced the RTP and made the graphics a lot worse. Ever since then it has been a pretty bad slot imo.

Was really disappointed in that move by ThunderKick.

Here is the thread where someone told the forum about the changes

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...wers-their-rtp-and-changes-gui.70570/?t=70570

 

[colinsunderland]

I was on the battle too Colinsunderland. Said the exact same thing -- never ever ever again will I waste my money on that pathetic piece of crap game!

were you on chat too?

Must admit I had never heard of it until then so hadn't ever played the old version, but I think it was easily the worst game I have ever played, slow, boring, and I don't like games that give really low payouts either, I know its only 10p spins we were playing, but winning 1p and 2p on some spins, seriously!

 

[Adriana B]

Yes. I was on chat. I was the one that said I would never ever play that game again (Diva)

 

[rshkrn]

i put DOA on this list every sunday evening - by about noon tuesday I am usually back at chasing the damn cowboys

 

[colinsunderland]

Yes. I was on chat. I was the one that said I would never ever play that game again (Diva)

haha i was the one who said it looks like a class of 5 year olds drew the graphics for a bag of sweets!

 

[lotusch]

I am gonna add Jurassic Park.
I have had enough patience with this vile bankroll devourer.
Enough potential for huge hits,just won't show for me.

Yesterday I got a decent hit of 110x stake on the T Rex feature and from that moment my balance dropped from 250.00 to 0.00 in less than half an hour...
470 spins, 2 features which paid 9x and 11x stake.

Second feature I got the one with the guy that can make entire reels wild.
4th spin he made reels 1,3,5 wild and I was hoping for a decent hit but no 5 OAK's at all.
Only paid wins on reels 1,2,3.
I was so disgusted by that.

I have played this slot a lot but I never ever managed to get anything good.
Actually the 110x bet on T Rex feature yesterday must be one of my personal best hits on it ever.


Stacked wilds on the reels??? Ehm not on my screen.

At least slots like AvalonII and Game of Thrones show the stacked wilds from time to time and can dish out some nice base game hit wins.

Jurassic Park, you are the weakest link.

Goodbye!

 

[Dinahnana]

I have to say I am going to put all RTG slots on my never to play again list. They are super high variance and can suck your balance faster than a sink drain. Admittedly I don't play them a whole lot anymore but when I do I never seem to have any luck. I can't even remember the last RTG cashout I have had. So that's me done with RTG (which to me stands for Rather Tough Going!).

 

[sledge13]

Reel Steal - ABS JOKE

 

[hausse222]

Reel Steal - ABS JOKE

I always come back to this slot and yesterday i got a 833 X win in normal play

 

[Steviedoo]

Birds on a Wire

OMG, I played 100 spins on that in a battle on VS the other night, if you think starburst is boring, play that instead, starburst will have you wetting yourself with excitement after playing BOAW for a few spins. There is nothing at all I could see to recommend, even the graphics look like they were designed by a 5 year old. there were around 300 players, and I think around 30 of them made the stake back at the end, that alone is enough to stop me ever playing a slot again!

Ok well I played this slot. And it's going straight to my do not ever ever play again. I didn't get more than the lowest possible hit. It drained my balance.

 

[itsover2014]

Hands down worst slot I have ever played.

I too regularly have to endure this on the VS battles, often win 5 free spins that pay 0.

 

[colinsunderland]

Esqueleto Explosivo

Add that to my list too, takes ages to play, in battles where you are playing 10p a spin, most wins are 3p, says it goes up to 32 x win, most I've had is 4x in probably 500 spins, and in the 5 battles I've played I don't think I have won over my total stake a single time.

 

[interlog]

Hands down worst slot I have ever played.

I too regularly have to endure this on the VS battles, often win 5 free spins that pay 0.

Don't knock it too quick. Won 20 free spins in the battle on this slot yesterday and played it this morning - £7.69 winnings.

 

[geordiecolin]

Birds on a Wire

OMG, I played 100 spins on that in a battle on VS the other night, if you think starburst is boring, play that instead, starburst will have you wetting yourself with excitement after playing BOAW for a few spins. There is nothing at all I could see to recommend, even the graphics look like they were designed by a 5 year old. there were around 300 players, and I think around 30 of them made the stake back at the end, that alone is enough to stop me ever playing a slot again!

BOAW is so shit that half way through a battle I feel like getting a shotgun and putting them birds out of their fecking misery myself

 

[michielm1]

Break the bank again
Riviera riches
Tomb raider
Treasure quest

Actually... except for a handfull 9 liners and ir ts2 deck the halls, i hate microgaming

I hate the netent Aloha , beach something, wild water and lights, secret code, jackhammer 2

Playtechs penguin vacation

I finish playing at a casino before i finish playing a certain game

 

[sledge13]

I always come back to this slot and yesterday i got a 833 X win in normal play

Have you gone long spells winning nothing, i've never had a big win and had 1000s and 1000s of spins...

 

[aceking123]

Break the bank again
Riviera riches
Tomb raider
Treasure quest

Actually... except for a handfull 9 liners and ir ts2 deck the halls, i hate microgaming

I hate the netent Aloha , beach something, wild water and lights, secret code, jackhammer 2

Playtechs penguin vacation

I finish playing at a casino before i finish playing a certain game

Playtechs penguin vacation one game you have to stick with over time & can produce like its other clones , which is what i find with every playtech slot almost like theyve a memory of funds driven via your own account )

 

[michielm1]

I know the potential ... like a 20 line great blue. But i think all slots have a memory

 

[liberec]

Thunderstruck 1
Lucky Angler
Spin Party

 

[gambyx7]

Hitman...worst game than IR+TS2+Twisted circus alltogether....

 

[Mobcasinos]

Don't know why are you listing your never play again games. Could it be that you did not win that much or maybe a money sucker? Would be nice if you can tell us the details of it so we might also consider to avoid that games.

 

[dave1888]

@ the guy above always pick daniel morris in the bonus game. Then when it wins big you leave. Omg kittens is just awful I know it can win big but the odds are slimmer than getting a wild line and 5 scatters on doa put together...

 

[theapple]

Avalon II. Yeah i know it has potentinal and all that, heck ive even had some decent hits on it... but its one evil mofo. thats it.

today i finally put it on my do-not-touch list, and was even wise enough to run away after just 30 spins ! And its not like it was dead or anything, it was ... ok for its first few spins of course. I even managed to wager $19 with just $18 which is always a good sign !

its not first time this happens either, it really is one evil evil slot

 

[tataru]

BUST THE BANK - 1400 Spins b4 free spins....win 20x!!!! Microgaming fast becoming a joke on all games, Immortal Romance et all!

Don't chase non a cold as hell slot.
Some people never learn.

 

[colinsunderland]

Dazzle Me, I played it a few times in real mode and never won but just thought I wasn't doing well, however play it in battles sometimes on videoslots, must have played 3000 spins now, and there are so many dead spins, I've counted 35 spins without a single win, and the free spins are terrible. It will never get a penny of my real money again!

To see how bad it is you just need to look at the leaderboard in the battles and see around 20% of people get stake back or a little profit

 

[tataru]

I am gonna add Jurassic Park.
I have had enough patience with this vile bankroll devourer.

Jurassic Park, you are the weakest link.

Goodbye!

Couldn't agree more. Also the freespins seem ultrarare on this one.
So many two scatters without the third one falling.

I had one trex feature with 4 full trex reel and one missing connector
(middle reel) This would have been 243*trex 5oaks. Not that wild but
250 bucks i guess (30cent).

 

[theapple]

Couldn't agree more. Also the freespins seem ultrarare on this one.
So many two scatters without the third one falling.

I had one trex feature with 4 full trex reel and one missing connector
(middle reel) This would have been 243*trex 5oaks. Not that wild but
250 bucks i guess (30cent).

ive had 400 spins without fs on that one, and when i finally got it it was that ugly trex feature that not only pays next to nothing most of the time, its also super laggy on my pc. It wasnt that bad as it paid over x4 (was closer to x5 !) but yeah it really can be a very very evil slot T rex either pays in x100's or doesnt give you a cent though so im ok with it, i just hate how laggy that feature is :/

and speaking of 2 scatters, i think out of my 400 spins i must have gotten 2 scatters like 100 times such a tease