- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Obama's Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time a person on earth lies, the hands on their clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'then whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have hardly ever moved, indicating that she hardly ever told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
Since the man had died right in the middle of the upcoming election debates, he couldn't help but ask, 'Where's Barack O'Bama's clock?'
'His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time a person on earth lies, the hands on their clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'then whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have hardly ever moved, indicating that she hardly ever told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
Since the man had died right in the middle of the upcoming election debates, he couldn't help but ask, 'Where's Barack O'Bama's clock?'
'His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
