So after much soul searching I decided to open an account and took advantage of their new player 100% match bonus, which is completely foreign territory for me since I never take bonuses.
Anyway... long story short my £100 (£50 + £50) didn't even last half an hour low-rolling and I permanently closed my account immediately after in disgust.
At no point was I even close to winning, and it was only when I quickly dipped into the bonus funds did I get any kind of "win" (30x), but then it took me around 40 spins to get anything else of note, rendering my win moot. Balance gone minutes later. Boring.
How do people actually live with bonuses? Most of my withdrawals these days are done when I make, for example, a £40 deposit, play for a while rolling my eyes at how awful it is, then withdraw something silly like £15 or £20 just to spite the casino. They aren't getting the last few quid, I'm not a moron who will just spin it to death despite all evidence pointing to a bust out rapidly coming - I had no choice tonight though.
This is honestly so tragic lately and I think I'm going to end up quitting for good. I just want to deposit some money and play some bloody slots for the evening, but even £100 and a low rolling session won't buy me half an hour. And with RIDICULOUS enforced £200pw limits, that's like 2 hours a week "entertainment" without bonuses. What really is the point? In days gone by I'd make another deposit tonight and carry on playing, not to chase my losses, but to get some game time, and more often that not the tide would turn and - occasionally - I might even get a good win. But now every game feels dead and I have this impending feeling that even if I did get lucky the casino would SOW me and ruin my happiness anyway.
I despair.
Anyway... long story short my £100 (£50 + £50) didn't even last half an hour low-rolling and I permanently closed my account immediately after in disgust.
At no point was I even close to winning, and it was only when I quickly dipped into the bonus funds did I get any kind of "win" (30x), but then it took me around 40 spins to get anything else of note, rendering my win moot. Balance gone minutes later. Boring.
How do people actually live with bonuses? Most of my withdrawals these days are done when I make, for example, a £40 deposit, play for a while rolling my eyes at how awful it is, then withdraw something silly like £15 or £20 just to spite the casino. They aren't getting the last few quid, I'm not a moron who will just spin it to death despite all evidence pointing to a bust out rapidly coming - I had no choice tonight though.
This is honestly so tragic lately and I think I'm going to end up quitting for good. I just want to deposit some money and play some bloody slots for the evening, but even £100 and a low rolling session won't buy me half an hour. And with RIDICULOUS enforced £200pw limits, that's like 2 hours a week "entertainment" without bonuses. What really is the point? In days gone by I'd make another deposit tonight and carry on playing, not to chase my losses, but to get some game time, and more often that not the tide would turn and - occasionally - I might even get a good win. But now every game feels dead and I have this impending feeling that even if I did get lucky the casino would SOW me and ruin my happiness anyway.
I despair.