- Joined
- Oct 8, 2007
- Location
- USA
Guy walks into a bar . Orders a beer. bartender gives him the beer. The guy slugs it down, turns to his right and says, "M' f**ker sure could ride", then "Ptooey" spits ten feet into the spitoon. Guy orders another. The barkeep brings it. The guy slugs it down, turns to his right and says "M'f**ker sure could ride" then "Ptooey" spits ten feet into the spitoon. The barkeep is starting to get curious. The guy asks for one more beer. The bartender brings the beer, hands it to guy and asks "Care to explain your unusual habit?".
The guy says "Sure, When I got into my car to come to the bar today, the battery was dead. So, I figured that I'll just hitchike into town. Well this dude on a BMW stopped and picked me up." Bartender says "Ok, what happened?" "Well, you know that big curve outside of town". "Yeah" "Right in the middle of that curve there was a stalled 18 wheeler blocking the whole road. There was nowhere to escape and I knew we were gonna die." "Well, what'd you do?" "I tapped that biker on the shoulder, and told him if he got me out of this alive, I'd s*ck his d**k! "Ok, Well what'd you do?" Ptoooey! "M'F**KER SURE COULD RIDE!"
The guy says "Sure, When I got into my car to come to the bar today, the battery was dead. So, I figured that I'll just hitchike into town. Well this dude on a BMW stopped and picked me up." Bartender says "Ok, what happened?" "Well, you know that big curve outside of town". "Yeah" "Right in the middle of that curve there was a stalled 18 wheeler blocking the whole road. There was nowhere to escape and I knew we were gonna die." "Well, what'd you do?" "I tapped that biker on the shoulder, and told him if he got me out of this alive, I'd s*ck his d**k! "Ok, Well what'd you do?" Ptoooey! "M'F**KER SURE COULD RIDE!"
