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Jory
Guest
A man walks into an Irish pub, sits down and orders a pint of Guinness.
A man in the corner of the bar looks at him, then stands up and yells "42!"
The whole bar bursts into laughter. The man at the bar looks around in utter confusion as the bar tender hands him his pint.
An old man sitting next to him screams out "61" and again the bar roars with laughter.
Finally, the man at the bar asks the bartender about the numbers. The bartender says "We do this thing where we associate numbers with old Irish jokes. Go ahead, yell a number out."
The man stands up and yells out, "147!" and with that the whole bar falls on the floor crying with laughter. People are rolling around and some can't even breathe.
In absolute disbelief the man asks, "Okay, what the hell was so funny about that one?"
The bartender wipes away his tears and says, "We haven't heard that one before!"
A man in the corner of the bar looks at him, then stands up and yells "42!"
The whole bar bursts into laughter. The man at the bar looks around in utter confusion as the bar tender hands him his pint.
An old man sitting next to him screams out "61" and again the bar roars with laughter.
Finally, the man at the bar asks the bartender about the numbers. The bartender says "We do this thing where we associate numbers with old Irish jokes. Go ahead, yell a number out."
The man stands up and yells out, "147!" and with that the whole bar falls on the floor crying with laughter. People are rolling around and some can't even breathe.
In absolute disbelief the man asks, "Okay, what the hell was so funny about that one?"
The bartender wipes away his tears and says, "We haven't heard that one before!"
