Jokes, Two for Friday

[weesie]

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Cats
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Breaking News
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NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars!
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Thought for the Day
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“By taking good care of the present moment,
we take good care of the future.
Working for peace in the future means
finding peace in the present moment.”

~ Thich Nhat Hanh