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I'm surprised it has taken this long....

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by mcgameboy, Jul 8, 2016.

    Jul 8, 2016
  1. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    ...to finally get spammed by some affiliate using this tried and tested method for the first time.

    I'm surprised it has taken this long....: differentspam.jpg,Jul 8, 2016
    I'm surprised it has taken this long....: spam2.jpg,Jul 8, 2016

    Gotta applaud the original tittoo though....oops...I mean tattoo :rolleyes:

    Over to you goatwack :p
     
    14 people like this.
  2. Jul 8, 2016
  3. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Should that not be Prime Sluts?

    Anyway, why the fuck would I need to 'press and reveal'? I am over 18, and I guess like with every other woman's bra I've removed I'd find 2 tits and nipples.

    You'll bust out very quick there I'm sure. I like to keep abreast of the latest promos but do you get FS on Chests Of Plenty?
     
    7 people like this.
  4. Jul 8, 2016
  5. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    Probably.

    Because you once said your wife was a "completely forgettable experience"? Christ, I'm on a one way ticket to hell for that one.

    Lucky you. I once had the misfortune to remove a bra only to be greeted by two fried eggs and a pair of dried sultanas :(:mad:

    Indeed mate, I am relishing the opportunity to RACK up plenty of losses, as I watch deposit after deposit go TITS up. And then I will look back with regret at making one of the biggest BOOBS of my slotting career by signing up with this sorry lot.
     
    6 people like this.
  6. Jul 8, 2016
  7. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Would you look at them honey hams.

    I am chest taken aback by the front of these affiliates. It's jizz unacceptable. If I had these shirt saboteurs popping out of my inbox I fear I would be making a dual deposit.

    Rubbing away at that would certainly reveal a bone-us with those lady bubbles, but I commend the casino for having the babushkas to send out such a titilating offer.

    It's been a long day :xxxcensored:xxxcensored
     
    6 people like this.
  8. Jul 8, 2016
  9. conker

    conker Super Moderator CAG MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Marketer
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    UK
    I've got a feeling this bonus is going to leave me feeling MELONcholy, when I check the terms and find the wagering requirement is 38DD (I mean 38x).
     
    5 people like this.
  10. Jul 8, 2016
  11. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

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    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    I'd milk that bonus for all its worth :)
     
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  12. Jul 9, 2016
  13. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Every offer has its knockers unless it's EV+. I bet all their games are Playtex? :D:D:D:D
     
    4 people like this.
  14. Jul 9, 2016
  15. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Breast you shut up before you make more of a tit of yourself.

    Mammary Mia :eek:
     
    3 people like this.
  16. Jul 9, 2016
  17. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    Only a sucker would entertain that bonus
     
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  18. Jul 9, 2016
  19. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Elton John was going to write a song about this, having read it here on CM of course.

    He'll call it:

    "I guess that's why they call it the balloons"

    /drops mic
     
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  20. Jul 9, 2016
  21. Alfran

    Alfran Experienced Member

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    Many casinos use provocative text (email) too. Once i replied and told them i dont appreciate these type or offensive text. Its so inappropriate and unprofessional.
     
    1 person likes this.
  22. Jul 9, 2016
  23. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

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    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    Elton's mate George Micheal wrote that song about him called Lets go outside. " I slipped him one in the kitchen.I slipped him one in the hall. I slipped him one in the back passage baby. Lets go outside, in the sunshine....."
     
    2 people like this.
  24. Jul 9, 2016
  25. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

    Occupation:
    Maggot Farmer
    Location:
    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    Does this casino accept bitty coin.
    Anyway, its getting silly this thread, about time it was nipp's in the bud
     
    4 people like this.
  26. Jul 9, 2016
  27. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

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    West Sussex
    Yeah,it reached its peak already
     
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  28. Jul 9, 2016
  29. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    It's jugs reached the end of the road and become a bitty stale. Tit's getting out of hand(s) :eek::eek:
     
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  30. Jul 9, 2016
  31. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

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    Not quite....the name of the currency is actually called thrupenny bitscoin.
     
    3 people like this.
  32. Jul 10, 2016
  33. jjezebel37

    jjezebel37 Meister Member mm1

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    sales/marketing
    Location:
    Belfast (Northern Ireland)
    Good God, gentlemen
     
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  34. Jul 10, 2016
  35. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    I apologize on behalf of the male species. But bear in mind that it's just a reflex whenever us lot see a random pair of chubby chest cheeks.

    We're just wired that way :oops:

    Still a cracking pair though!
     
    5 people like this.
  36. Jul 10, 2016
  37. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Would this be the appropriate time and thread to suggest some CM cross member dating. No rules, married, partnered or not you're in.

    Could break in gently with a bit of dogging.

    'Jon, STOP' you're boredom is embarrassing, go make your deposit, least you'll get 5 minutes fun that way :rolleyes:
     
    4 people like this.
  38. Jul 10, 2016
  39. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

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    Location:
    West Sussex
    Are you suggesting some conscious coupling like JizzabelGamboy? :eek2:
     
    5 people like this.

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