I'm surprised it has taken this long....

[mcgameboy]

...to finally get spammed by some affiliate using this tried and tested method for the first time.




Gotta applaud the original tittoo though....oops...I mean tattoo

Over to you goatwack

 

[dunover]

...to finally get spammed by some affiliate using this tried and tested method for the first time.

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Gotta applaud the original tittoo though....oops...I mean tattoo

Over to you goatwack

Should that not be Prime Sluts?

Anyway, why the fuck would I need to 'press and reveal'? I am over 18, and I guess like with every other woman's bra I've removed I'd find 2 tits and nipples.

You'll bust out very quick there I'm sure. I like to keep abreast of the latest promos but do you get FS on Chests Of Plenty?

 

[mcgameboy]

Should that not be Prime Sluts?

Probably.

Anyway, why the fuck would I need to 'press and reveal'?

Because you once said your wife was a "completely forgettable experience"? Christ, I'm on a one way ticket to hell for that one.

I am over 18, and I guess like with every other woman's bra I've removed I'd find 2 tits and nipples.

Lucky you. I once had the misfortune to remove a bra only to be greeted by two fried eggs and a pair of dried sultanas

You'll bust out very quick there I'm sure. I like to keep abreast of the latest promos but do you get FS on Chests Of Plenty?

Indeed mate, I am relishing the opportunity to RACK up plenty of losses, as I watch deposit after deposit go TITS up. And then I will look back with regret at making one of the biggest BOOBS of my slotting career by signing up with this sorry lot.

 

[goatwack]

Would you look at them honey hams.

I am chest taken aback by the front of these affiliates. It's jizz unacceptable. If I had these shirt saboteurs popping out of my inbox I fear I would be making a dual deposit.

Rubbing away at that would certainly reveal a bone-us with those lady bubbles, but I commend the casino for having the babushkas to send out such a titilating offer.

It's been a long day :xxxcensored:xxxcensored

 

[conker]

I've got a feeling this bonus is going to leave me feeling MELONcholy, when I check the terms and find the wagering requirement is 38DD (I mean 38x).

 

[geordiecolin]

I'd milk that bonus for all its worth

 

[dunover]

Every offer has its knockers unless it's EV+. I bet all their games are Playtex?

 

[goatwack]

Every offer has its knockers unless it's EV+. I bet all their games are Playtex?

Breast you shut up before you make more of a tit of yourself.

Mammary Mia

 

[geordiecolin]

Only a sucker would entertain that bonus

 

[goatwack]

Elton John was going to write a song about this, having read it here on CM of course.

He'll call it:

"I guess that's why they call it the balloons"

/drops mic

 

[Alfran]

Many casinos use provocative text (email) too. Once i replied and told them i dont appreciate these type or offensive text. Its so inappropriate and unprofessional.

 

[geordiecolin]

Elton John was going to write a song about this, having read it here on CM of course.

He'll call it:

"I guess that's why they call it the balloons"

/drops mic

Elton's mate George Micheal wrote that song about him called Lets go outside. " I slipped him one in the kitchen.I slipped him one in the hall. I slipped him one in the back passage baby. Lets go outside, in the sunshine....."

 

[Jd666]

Does this casino accept bitty coin.
Anyway, its getting silly this thread, about time it was nipp's in the bud

 

[geordiecolin]

Does this casino accept bitty coin.
Anyway, its getting silly this thread, about time it was nipp's in the bud

Yeah,it reached its peak already

 

[goatwack]

It's jugs reached the end of the road and become a bitty stale. Tit's getting out of hand(s)

 

[mcgameboy]

Does this casino accept bitty coin.
Anyway, its getting silly this thread, about time it was nipp's in the bud

Not quite....the name of the currency is actually called thrupenny bitscoin.

 

[jjezebel37]

Good God, gentlemen

 

[goatwack]

Good God, gentlemen

I apologize on behalf of the male species. But bear in mind that it's just a reflex whenever us lot see a random pair of chubby chest cheeks.

We're just wired that way

Still a cracking pair though!

 

[Jono777]

Would this be the appropriate time and thread to suggest some CM cross member dating. No rules, married, partnered or not you're in.

Could break in gently with a bit of dogging.

'Jon, STOP' you're boredom is embarrassing, go make your deposit, least you'll get 5 minutes fun that way

 

[geordiecolin]

Would this be the appropriate time and thread to suggest some CM cross member dating. No rules, married, partnered or not you're in.

Could break in gently with a bit of dogging.

'Jon, STOP' you're boredom is embarrassing, go make your deposit, least you'll get 5 minutes fun that way

Are you suggesting some conscious coupling like JizzabelGamboy?

 

[Jono777]

pmsl mate

 

[geordiecolin]

pmsl mate

I was expecting a virtual slap for that

 

[goatwack]

What a great game!

I'd be a great matchmaker. You got have group matchups. Imagine seeing MrWild-Dunover-Barreljordy :bubbles:

 

[vinylweatherman]

The bonus seems unrealistically large, maybe photoshop or surgery is involved

They may even have broken the UKGC rules with this one, using sex to sell gambling services. Until recently (pornhub casino), mixing sex and gambing was an industry taboo, but it has been a blurred standard as we do have "smutty" games, and well presented croupiers at land casinos and online live casinos.

However, complaining to the UKGC and ASA probably won't get as much traction as tipping off a feminist organisation about this somewhat regressive marketing strategy, which will ensure that Prime gaming feels the wrath and does not try this again.