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[X-Raided]

Punk Toilet is of course a follow up to Punk Rocker, but it was actually the toilet theme that was the first kind of idea. We were all at The George Tavern in London after a long day at ICE conference back in 2019, where the idea was born after a few visits to the loo. I'll attach the picture here and I'm sure you get the idea of what kind of place we were at (loved it btw).

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Punk Toilet is a bit more volatile than the previous game, but that's the story the last 2 years I suppose. It's not close to some of our other titles the last few months, but still - max win of 33.333x and a probablity of 1 in 4 million spins.

The game itself has lots of stuff that feeds off of Punk Rocker - the style and all characters are in there, with some additions of course. xWays is of course also there, and we've added multiplied medium symbols that are activated by the scatters. Below are some stats for you to have a look at to get the picture of the game.

Main game:
– RTP 96.09%
– HF 26.31%
– Bonus - P!$$ Spins ~1/210
– Super Bonus - $h!t spins ~1/13k
– Win cap ~1/4M

Bonus - Piss Spins:
– RTP 96.38%
– Cost 67x (bonus buy)
– Median win ~39x
– Upgrade to Shit Spins ~1/27
– Probablity to hit Win cap ~1/24k

Super bonus - Shit Spins:
– RTP 96.76%
– Cost 345x (bonus buy)
– Median win ~185x
– Prob. to hit Win cap ~1/3.4k

Bonus buy 50/50 - Bonus vs Super Bonus:
– RTP 96.71%
– Cost 206x (bonus buy)

I very worthy sequel to Punk Rocker! Awesome job! I had some nice hits on this one over at Bitstarz.

 

[dionysus]

Met a Co. NoLimit
Put a bill in to spin it
Promises cash, ya spin it
Crossing fingers to hit it
Just a provider, innit?
Bankroll lost inna minnit
Figure it's time to bin it

 

[Eliot85]

Met a Co. NoLimit
Put a bill in to spin it
Promises cash, ya spin it
Crossing fingers to hit it
Just a provider, innit?
Bankroll lost inna minnit
Figure it's time to bin it

Hohohho??

 

[curremon]

Brutal you say ? i dont want to get timeout again when giving my thoughts about your games so ill just stay quiet now ,

 

[dionysus]

Hohohho??

best i can do , bruv

 

[dionysus]

My limerick, my poem, my song..........is shit
But...
If i happen to garner likes......any place
Give mine in free spins, value, to any local pet shelter, a few dollars, and possibly, a few dollars more,. thank you

 

[johnnymcc1966]

The next NLC release has got to be Brokeback Mountain themed given it's love in with Western themed games. 'The Back Scuttling' freespins or the 'Reach Around' enhanced bonus with a maximum 696969 win ways.

 

[dionysus]

The next NLC release has got to be Brokeback Mountain themed given it's love in with Western themed games. 'The Back Scuttling' freespins or the 'Reach Around' enhanced bonus with a maximum 696969 win ways.

geez, man
there's politic
and well....that
da fuq?

 

[johnnymcc1966]

geez, man
there's politic
and well....that
da fuq?

NLC asked for it!

Apologies if it went too far. ?

 

[Kroffe]

 

[slot_zombie]

Let’s give this $h!t a try
Want to win a Deadwood shirt
No time to make a long one
It will have to be quite curt

Lost the house and savings
In NoLimit games
Now I’m living on the streets
My life gone up in flames

Hustling for dollars is what I do now
Actual Punk Toilet gloryhole, my new cash cow
Court case next Tuesday, even though I’m relentin’
Have a feeling I’m gonna see the real San Quentin

So hear my story and just learn this:
NLC slots don’t pay steam off their p!$$
Didn’t want to end up here, it was all accidental
But I turned out as Deadwood and just going MENTAL.

 

[dionysus]

Mom's single inna house, can't pay
She spins and kinda prays
Maybe....maybe this day, kinda 'says'
Lost her house and food, and 'lays'
Got a buck or two
New brother, yeah?
One day...not tomorrow
'Nother day

 

[dionysus]

Freaking I've tried 'em
Jesus, I've sought 'em
Once...once, i got 'em
Gods knows Ive ''bought em'
Spins..,spins, I've fought 'em
Granted I've caught 'un...
10x......
Sod 'em

 

[degerardo]

Take my little hand
take me to NLC land
where time stays still
with STATS to your will
-
leave me being there
leave my account free
for time feel so tide
no STATS to your pride
-
that time has passed
where bonus was a mass
calm down, I'm fine
STATS are a little lie
-
with a random spin
there could be a win
no! never a hit
where STATS are a $hit
-
hate me now
my tests are running now
hate me now
control my balance now
hate me now

where NLC STATS set how!



One more - quick one and more drastic one

IP, AD, TRUE GRIT- f$ck it!
HOAX, BORING, TOMBSTONE(RIP)- f$ck it!
SPIN IT, SPIT IT, LEGION - f$ck it!
BONUS, UPGRADE, MENTAL - f$ck it!
STATS, MAX WIN, SQUENTIN - f$ck it!
ID, IG, ROCK TOILET - f$ck it!
BALANCE, ZERO, GOBLINS - f$ck it!
NO DROP, XPAY, DASXBOOT - f$ck it!

- f$ck the quality, f$uck the quality, f-f f$uck the quality
- yeah, f-f f$uck the quality
- getting down to ground from immortality..

 

[bianchini82]

 

[bamberfishcake]

I loved thee, with Nolimits - A sonnet from unknown, circa 2022.


I loved thee, with Nolimits
Thou were my joy in every gaming spot
Our love was found with kitchen drama
Entwined with a hot nudge
It's such a shame, after your rise to fame, your slots just don’t love me no more

I loved thee, with Nolimits
From the owls to the pixies and pirates
Secret hammer time and barbarian fury
Make me hot for cash in milky ways
From wild in Manhatten, tractor beams of passion, your slots just don’t love me no more

I loved thee, with Nolimits
Since deadwood rolled by, something amiss
A void from San Quentin to El Paso
From east coast to west
With the world at your feet, your games dish defeat, and your slots just don’t love me no more

I loved thee, with Nolimits
But farewell, thou art too dear for my love
And unrequited love would be mental
Das give you the boot
Our names etched in tombstone may now rest in peace, as your slots just don’t love me no more

I still love thee, with Nolimits
Fond memories I can return to, again and again
Though starstruck, your old slots I declare love
True grit is infectious
Punk rocker stands strong, Oktoberfest not gone, your old slots just love me much more

 

[plasticnote]

Hi all! I'm Malcolm, the CCO & MD over at NLC. Basically the dude that lurks behind Pelle's shadow - I let him take the heat most of the time - but now it's time to present myself!
It's time to celebrate the fact that we've achieved 100K views on this page!!! Wahey!

So, what about something fun then!?; we'll give away some of our hot couture fashion wear (shop.nolimitcity.com), but before we do we'd like to see some CM forum talent shine bright.

How's about a limerick, wrap, video, meme challenge? - most liked wins a bunch of stuff, including maybe some freespins on L&L brands?? (psssst @L&L-Jan what do you think?)

But here's the catch; we need the most honest and brutal version of your thoughts about us and our games - don't hold back! Give us what you've got

......or feel free to suggest anything else that it will make things fun!

Cheers!

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Hello, there. I played a lot of your slots. One of issues with your slots are that you are over-tempting players then over-taxing players' tolerance with so called "near hit/miss". Over time, it may create huge frustrations to some. I made this meme to summarize some posts I read in this thread. Enjoy.

 

[Nolimit City - Malc]

Happy Valentines Day to all you love birds out there!

P.S. - love the material sent so far! Keep at it and we'll finalise a draw this Friday

 

[Jono777]

I see you're working on ideas based on my suggestion already, good stuff

PS: Don't forget my "Royalties"

 

[goatwack]

Less 'When Harry Met Sally' and more 'When Rodrigo Alves met Gimped Laurence Fishburne'

Everyone loves a good rom-com, don't they?

 

[Kroffe]

Less 'When Harry Met Sally' and more 'When Rodrigo Alves met Gimped Laurence Fishburne'

Everyone loves a good rom-com, don't they?

Just like that show from the early(?) 90s.

 

[pinnit2014]

Reminds me @Kroffe

When we doing that again, i found it 8/10 Honey Pots the fist time (sorry, first)

 

[pinnit2014]

Less 'When Harry Met Sally' and more 'When Rodrigo Alves met Gimped Laurence Fishburne'

Everyone loves a good rom-com, don't they?

Absolutely!...Mrs P's friends think the 'cos you watched Notting Hill, you will like' are based her decisions re films.

Hmm.......

Sorry, i mean, yeah, Godfather 2

 

[ultra100]

Punk Toilet is of course a follow up to Punk Rocker, but it was actually the toilet theme that was the first kind of idea. We were all at The George Tavern in London after a long day at ICE conference back in 2019, where the idea was born after a few visits to the loo. I'll attach the picture here and I'm sure you get the idea of what kind of place we were at (loved it btw).

View attachment 164097
Punk Toilet is a bit more volatile than the previous game, but that's the story the last 2 years I suppose. It's not close to some of our other titles the last few months, but still - max win of 33.333x and a probablity of 1 in 4 million spins.

The game itself has lots of stuff that feeds off of Punk Rocker - the style and all characters are in there, with some additions of course. xWays is of course also there, and we've added multiplied medium symbols that are activated by the scatters. Below are some stats for you to have a look at to get the picture of the game.

Main game:
– RTP 96.09%
– HF 26.31%
– Bonus - P!$$ Spins ~1/210
– Super Bonus - $h!t spins ~1/13k
– Win cap ~1/4M

Bonus - Piss Spins:
– RTP 96.38%
– Cost 67x (bonus buy)
– Median win ~39x
– Upgrade to Shit Spins ~1/27
– Probablity to hit Win cap ~1/24k

Super bonus - Shit Spins:
– RTP 96.76%
– Cost 345x (bonus buy)
– Median win ~185x
– Prob. to hit Win cap ~1/3.4k

Bonus buy 50/50 - Bonus vs Super Bonus:
– RTP 96.71%
– Cost 206x (bonus buy)

Very nice game Pelle, & great job done to the whole NLC team. Btw, could this toilet image be used in some of the blog posts related to the slot review? With the mention of the slot inspiration?

 

[Scott1baird]

I would love to see a game based on the rocky horror picture show with Tim Curry.
You could have a mansion as the set, with four types of free spins. Brad and Janet spins, riff raff and magenta spins. Rocky and columbian spins and finally frankfurter spins with a random Eddie base game spins. Also perhaps you could add a grind option say gathering items along the way say 50 scatter to enter the grand stage pick and mix. If you want me to give a design on the spins and features lemme know.

 

[Captain_Delete]

The Karen Maneater Slot is announced later this year. Can you tell us anything about it yet @NolimitCity - Pelle ?

 

[NolimitCity - Pelle]

Very nice game Pelle, & great job done to the whole NLC team. Btw, could this toilet image be used in some of the blog posts related to the slot review? With the mention of the slot inspiration?

Sure, go ahead. It's my photo, so just make sure to reference it back to us at Nolimit.

 

[NolimitCity - Pelle]

The Karen Maneater Slot is announced later this year. Can you tell us anything about it yet @NolimitCity - Pelle ?

Not yet mate, but I will. Karen is part of xWays Hoarder, but that's probably where the similarities ends.

 

[NolimitCity - Pelle]

I would love to see a game based on the rocky horror picture show with Tim Curry.
You could have a mansion as the set, with four types of free spins. Brad and Janet spins, riff raff and magenta spins. Rocky and columbian spins and finally frankfurter spins with a random Eddie base game spins. Also perhaps you could add a grind option say gathering items along the way say 50 scatter to enter the grand stage pick and mix. If you want me to give a design on the spins and features lemme know.

Who knows? We just got the pinball machine "The Shadow" - I know, horrible movie, but a great pinball machine - and "The Shadow" also stars Tim Curry.

Fun fact: One of the gfx dudes at Nolimit has him as one of his favorite actors. Underrated actor imo, and I need to watch that movie again.

 

[Captain_Delete]

Not yet mate, but I will. Karen is part of xWays Hoarder, but that's probably where the similarities ends.

I wonder which one it will be :xxx:

 

[lockinlove]

This is what I was saying for Mental as well.
Got alot of upgrades to even best bonus, always got in the upgrade extra 10x to 30x bet. Worst then not to have an upgrade.
Its the biggest rip off of the games out there with no shame... totally wrong and completely useless crap. Yeah.
They should rethink a bit and implement something like guarantee XYZ x bet on each upgrade or superbonus landed.
And I have stop playing their games since "amazing" Legion game onwards.I thought Punk toilet will be change back, but naaah.. they do continue that way :/
look for other more trusty providers. There are a few great, known ones

The amount of times total I had 4 scatter punk rocker pay under 100x is easily 99% of the time. This provider is just absolute total sewage. High volatile slots are fine to be dead but its them making the ultra rare special features pay nothing. You play for excitement no? So when you 4 scatter punk rocker of 5 scatter san quentin you should be excited. When I played this provider and I hit them Id be totally like "great what garbage this time" then I realized why am I playing this garbage provider for 10-50x bonuses on the super rare features? Its absurd.

Poorly written software.

 

[degerardo]

The amount of times total I had 4 scatter punk rocker pay under 100x is easily 99% of the time. This provider is just absolute total sewage. High volatile slots are fine to be dead but its them making the ultra rare special features pay nothing. You play for excitement no? So when you 4 scatter punk rocker of 5 scatter san quentin you should be excited. When I played this provider and I hit them Id be totally like "great what garbage this time" then I realized why am I playing this garbage provider for 10-50x bonuses on the super rare features? Its absurd.

Poorly written software.

Fun of play has disappeared from their games. Upgrade or high bonus - you think to yourself, what is the actual fk of getting them?
Which is such a shame, they are very funny, sarcastic, innovative games, 100% my type of tea, but on long run, they should think twice about players, streamers are not a majority of players

 

[dionysus]

Maybe I misread, maybe an edit; thought it said 'Friday'


Anywho....

Jeebuz Christ, Oktoberfest
Slot to spin, but hardly best.

Cool ya made a Sushi Manga
Designed to make ya wanna hang ya?

Then that shit-ass slot called Wixx
Pays so poor, ya'd think it's fixed.

Moved along, ya made the Tesla
Play enough, it's totes will test ya.


Trucked along with Ice, Ice, Yeti
Sunk a bill thought well, and let's see

Tombstone came, the great new slot
Well, FML, the balance shot.

Well, hey, this slot, came up called Thor
Again, fuck ya'll, my balance sore

Go back again, Manhattan Wild
(to win, I'd give my 1st borrn child)

Look, this new slot Punk Rocker
'Nother slot, a right mo, focker

Yo, look, there's now a Bonus Bunnies(
(burning shit like I've zero monies)

Ok, ok, they have New Quentin
Providing I like bein' bent in

What, what? A Punkin' Toilet?
Listen, yo, I ain't keen on oilin' it.

I figure, yeah, a slot to please
Guys.......guys, no more on muh knees.

 

[Captain_Delete]

I really don't understand the amount of negativity towards Nolimit, and their products. As a full time Casino geek, content writer, complaints adviser, and behind the scenes Twitch streamer discord community slut, I know my providers. I could list up providers that for sure are recommendable to stay away from. NolimitCity is not one of them. I could mention providers that are using certain famous Twitch streamers in order to promote their products in a way that makes them appear better than they are. NolimitCity is not one of them. On the other hand, if you sit down and grind Nolimit slots like they were a old fashioned Netent machine.... Then I understand why you complain.

 

[dionysus]

I really don't understand the amount of negativity towards Nolimit, and their products. As a full time Casino geek, content writer, complaints adviser, and behind the scenes Twitch streamer discord community slut, I know my providers. I could list up providers that for sure are recommendable to stay away from. NolimitCity is not one of them. I could mention providers that are using certain famous Twitch streamers in order to promote their products in a way that makes them appear better than they are. NolimitCity is not one of them. On the other hand, if you sit down and grind Nolimit slots like they were a old fashioned Netent machine.... Then I understand why you complain.

NLC....literally...asked for a thread/contest of, shit-posting ....love or hate, even, in jest
Dont hate the player, hate the game

 

[degerardo]

promote their products in a way that makes them appear better than they are.

Ex-actly! That's the case I have experienced in real play ahahah

I really don't understand the amount of negativity towards Nolimit, and their products.

Not negative but alot of positive if you think of critics do something good - but up from Legion game onwards pure stream $hit came, to make cash from naive stupid players like myself. Thanks god I've really hit huge in other three games(not NLC) before that, so it didn't really hurt me.

if you sit down and grind Nolimit slots

I've done it thanks to "nolimit fans" streamers and I did alot, I mean alot of spins, bonus buys.. thinking to get something decent, well, reality hit in and I was stupid as fk to do it(again talking from Legion onwards, games before that, are fantastic!)

 

[Nolimit City - Malc]

Wow CMers! We're impressed - so many quality posts and creme de la creme bantz! Well done

Ok, but now we need to give away some free merch and freespins - Unless i'm missing something it seems as though we have two contenders;

@geordiecolin & @Kroffe​

What do we think? Are they worthy!

 

[bamberfishcake]

Wow CMers! We're impressed - so many quality posts and creme de la creme bantz! Well done

Ok, but now we need to give away some free merch and freespins - Unless i'm missing something it seems as though we have two contenders;

@geordiecolin & @Kroffe​

What do we think? Are they worthy!

Both extremely worthy candidates for free goodies!

 

[geordiecolin]

Wow CMers! We're impressed - so many quality posts and creme de la creme bantz! Well done

Ok, but now we need to give away some free merch and freespins - Unless i'm missing something it seems as though we have two contenders;

@geordiecolin & @Kroffe​

What do we think? Are they worthy!

Oh thank you. I really enjoyed Kroffe's contribution,congrats Kroffe

 

[Nolimit City - Malc]

Great guys! Congrats again, will around some first place and second place goodie bags for you both!

Will touch base soon to collect some personal info

 

[goatwack]

Worthy winners no doubt. Be sure to throw in some goodie bags for Slot_Zombie & Dion too, as they received 4 and 5 likes respectively

"......most liked wins a bunch of stuff....."

Or don't, couldn't give a flying monkey's either way

 

[bamberfishcake]

Thanks for the comp NLC.

 

[Kroffe]

Thanks @Nolimit City - Malc & @geordiecolin

When i saw everyone else was using words i almost felt bad about using gifs.
Thats like bringing a knife to a pillow fight.

 

[dionysus]

..

 

[dionysus]

Great guys! Congrats again, will around some first place and second place goodie bags for you both!

Will touch base soon to collect some personal info

unless, I've missed someting, I've tied a contender and was a 'like' contest, and two of those casted likes were staff.
Also slot zombie garnered more actualized ikes

 

[Nolimit City - Malc]

Oh right! Forgive me @slot_zombie, you've been wronged!! Will DM you soon and ask for your personal deets

Thanks @dionysus

 

[dionysus]

Cheers....so geordie, Kroffe and slot zombie
Granted, I need glasses, but was a like contest, yes?

I think you missed someone

 

[slot_zombie]

Oh right! Forgive me @slot_zombie, you've been wronged!! @dionysus

lol, just another day in the life of a slot underscore zombie

This is possibly the pinnacle of my gambling career. Thank you NLC, and thanks also to the kind folks who sprang up in support of my "contribution" of semi-literate doggerel.

 

[dionysus]

Another reason why contests shouldnt be inserted mid-thread and should run through staff and be moderated.

 

[goatwack]

Another reason why contests shouldnt be inserted mid-thread and should run through staff and be moderated.

Look man, your Comp Manager days are long gone. Let the past go dude