He's Horny

[Brooklyn]

I bet I got your attention! Welp, I was minding my own damn business the other day after a long week and I was cleaning the kitchen. I look down to see what the hell the dog was barking at and I find this in the corner.




Soooo I did what any sane woman would do. I got a tank, some food and named it Spike.

 

[mattsgame]

I was, till I seen that thing!!!!

Is it actually that flat? and great creative name mommymachine

 

[Brooklyn]

Now if I can train him to watch the kids and walk the dog I will be set!

Yes he is flat, and mean looking. But he is a nice thingamajig and lets the kids touch and hold him. He eats ants, and we have a shit load of them outside by the neighbors porch.

LOL at Spike.

 

[greasemonkey]

ewwww. Your more brave than me. I would not have thought to make it a pet! Great name btw for him. lol SPIKE.

 

[Brooklyn]

He's harmless but he sure does look like he could kick some ass.

 

[rainmaker]

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That was funny MommyMachine. And SPIKE

To be honest, I thought this thread was about me when I saw the title

 

[Cleveland]

I feel cheated I came in here for some action talk :xxx

On the bright side I finally got to use that smiley ^

That thing looks scary!

 

[chayton]

Looks like a horned lizard (aka horned toad) and I agree, Spike is a great name!

 

[chayton]

At least four species are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood (see Autohaemorrhaging) from the corners of the eyes for a distance of up to five feet. They do this by restricting the blood flow leaving the head, thereby increasing blood pressure and rupturing tiny vessels around the eyelids. This not only confuses predators, but also the blood tastes foul to canine and feline predators.

Cool, from Wiki - let us know if Spike can do this!!! And err...whether the blood tastes foul to humans too.

 

[pinkfloyd]

long lost cousins ?
found this little bugger on my neighbors lawn , i thought it was a statue lol
oh australian bearded dragon if anyone wondering ;-) i stretched my imagination to the limit and named him ... beardy

 

[samoas]

I am loving the pets' names.

 

[cpdnd31]

Mommy is that the one when you lick it you get high? New line of work for ya licks $5.00..... all the other moms standing in line at the tank. I got 3 please just a little lick ...


I know you are staring at it now.

 

[Jasminebed]

Lmao cpdnd, I think that's a truly a toad.

Think Mommy's might be this bad boy

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