- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
These are old but still make me smile.
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
