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Good to hear your having some luck Chopley, I actually had access to a computer tonight and played the 200% at Tropezia Palace. I can't believe I still pay for this rubbish (albeit rarely). Lol...
So I deposited $30 for a BR of $90, I was betting $2.50 a spin and I actually got about ten features on different games. Yay a large part of RTP is tied up in features! Ummm no. They all paid about $30. One gave me $50. You'd think they were broken. Yawn...
Anyway so I started wondering considering this seems to be the norm does that happen to every one. I mean have low paying features become a really big occurrence on these online slots? Where do people find they have better luck online slots or land based? Because $30 on a feature at a $2.50 bet ten times in a row? Am I the only one who has such rotten luck with online slots?
I'd probably leave where I was playing if that happened to me at a land based casino. I'm going to the pub to play me some More Chillies![]()
I have the same problem and when I go to the land casinos the bonus games are pretty much matching up with online gaming.. features with low payout and not able to get a decent amount of gaming time. 10 years ago I could walk into a land casino and recycle 100.00 for a whole nite and walk out with a few hundred. 8 years ago I could deposit 25.00 and play all nite and cash out with at least 500.00 (when U.S players could deposit into MG casinos)



I'd probably be willing to deposit more and lose more if I felt like a big win was possible. For me $20 a week is poo change as I can easily shell out $15 for lunch at work daily (sushi/sashimi).
After all, we are doing this for entertainment aren't we? That is not entertainment.
money lasts forever there, lots and lots of playtime, plenty of wins and all around a much better time.I am going to give it one last try before i throw in the towel.I have been playing for years and it just seems like money wasted these days.I thought about starting a garden and since im losing my enjoyment of the game i might start one in the spring.I for one am tired of my deposits getting eaten with no play time at all.
oke:Well, that's finally it for me with online casinos.
After playing for 30 minutes this morning on a balance of $83 with bets at 20-25cent, only 2 bonus rounds which paid under $1 and under $2, time to call it quits. I think if I have had playtime it wouldn't bother me so much, but 30 minutes!!!After all, we are doing this for entertainment aren't we? That is not entertainment.
I don't care what anyone says...the playtime/payout is absolutely different than it was (at least with RTG) my husband always says to me after I deposit, "your done already? What happened to years ago when you could play all day and night on one deposit?"
There really isn't any use. I can think of so many other things to do with my money, and it's not throwing money to casinos with play like this.
I of course will still play my horsesmoney lasts forever there, lots and lots of playtime, plenty of wins and all around a much better time.

I get what your saying $80-100 deposits gets you nowhere fast these days. Zero playtime, zero hope at a withdrawal. I look at the winners thread and all I can do is wonder how people actually manage to win. Yes features have terrible returns, whats the point in trying to get the feature if it's only going to spit out diddly squat?
The thing with the Winners Screenshots thread is that you're basically getting a condensed report of hundreds of players' wins, gleaned from tens of thousands spins every day or so, massively in excess of what any single player could ever have time or money to perform themselves.
It's basically a rolling advertisement for the casinos, except the players are paying for and producing the advertising for the product they're buying!
Personally speaking I'm done with online slots and have been for months now, with the exception of ruthlessly focused EV+ bonus play, but those offers are (unsurprisingly) drying up as the casinos realise they're not going to tempt me into depositing under any other conditions.
I continue to make handsome profits out of the AWPs in the local pubs, and my overall 'gambling balance' since I quit 'normal online play' at the end of June has been positive to the tune of a couple of grand at the last count.

I am currently on a months 'break' - as I am going to submit a mortgage application next month and I will need to show one months bank and credit card bills. I want to avoid having any gaming/electronic purse entries on my latest statements as many UK banks are now performing 'affordability' checks which will include analysing types of spend - and I am not sure how they would react to evidence of gambling, even if it is within my means. (these checks will be mandatory from April 2014).

I've been plzying Rival over the last few days. TBH I think I've found my new software. The games arent as easy on the eye as MG/Netent but I am certainly finding them easier on the wallet. Other softwares have just been to tight for me over the last couple of months (MG, Netent, I stopped playing RTG long ago) but I'm actually getting the play time I wasnt getting on the other softwares, I won off a free chip, played some tonight, the bonus rounds seem to pay well. I lost tonight but thats okay as the software dosent feel excessively tight. I've missed not playing but I'm gonna give Rival a chance![]()
Rival slots are very good IMO, they might not have the bells and whistles of the 'Big Boys' software but I'd take most of their output over the shit that MG and NetEnt have been churning out for a while now.
The problem is finding a decent casino to play their software at (although personally speaking I'd trust Tropica and I never had a problem with them, even when I properly advantage played a 1777% bonus and cleared over a grand out of them), and also the software itself feels a bit amateurish sometimes, when they misreport the RTP of a slot by 20% and suchlike, for example.....
The software itself I think is fair, and the slots payouts in the main is pretty good, 95%+ in most cases.

Well no one was more surprised than me to find myself straight depositing £100 into 3Dice last night!
I've carried on playing there since 'quitting' as the VIP offers come around every 10 days as they're all EV+, but last night just fancied a little dabble on that new Candy Clouds slot (even though it is basically a clone of Happy Valley).
Ended up playing for about three hours and finished with £2 more than I started with, left the balance in there as doubtless I'll play again soon.
It's not a 'relapse' in that I never had any sort of 'OMFG I QUIT BECAUSE I'M LOSING ALL MY MONEY!' moment, I just didn't want to slot online for several months, but yesterday I found myself in the mood again.
Plus I'm making ridiculous money out of the AWPs in the local pubs at the moment, to the extent that Mrs Chopley asked me to go and pay it all into the bank a few weeks ago as it was making her nervous having that much money on the shelf. (There was the best part of £1000 up there.)
straight depositing £100 into 3Dice last night
I know exactly what you mean...
I was discussing this with my sister the other day. She went to the local jumped on a machine and I think it was three spins later she got the feature. Won about $150 on a 60c bet. She didn't want to leave with her winnings because she only just got there. So she lost them all back on much to higher bets for her BR. But what I instantly thought to myself was who wants to go to their local only to leave five minutes later? We have gone to play because we enjoy playing. Same goes for online. Sounds like you just wanted a dabble and EV+ bonuses are always a big plus.
I cant even remember how many times I've gotten the feature on the very first spin at B&Ms. Do it all the time only to kick myself after because I wasn't betting much.
But yeah so Rival came as a bit of a relief. I was done with the other softwares but I still wanted to play. I've found that Rival dosent suck and suck and suck without returning at least some play time.
my first spin on cleo ii at the landie is always high as my budget allows. I've nailed it a couple times.
So over being ripped off on every software. I haven't won anything online for months. I put my winnings from the local into these random slots that randomly never payout? Not anymore.
I had my weekly play this week, joined Wintingo for bonus but never turned it about or won anything decent. Great customer services though. Anyhow I'm not playing there anymore as am closing accounts now, staying with bet at, guts and 32 red for the moment. Victor bonus banned me today for my betting antics so his machines can fit right where sun don't shine. Playing some nice risk free in uk ATM just ticking over with them, sometimes hit lucky. These machines not as good as used be, I was thinking going play land based as the joy is not out there ATM especially playboy or Im, show me the love, moan moan. Low rolling 30p for a play the other week £50 in under hour........ Maybe I start going to the bingo.....
I have had my best luck at 32 Red. I self excluded from Guts about a month ago (effective until the end of the year). Guts is an awesome casino (same goes for Bet@) great CS. My decision to SE there was purely based on my game play I would rate them as one of the top online casinos. I've never had a problem with any of the above casinos that wasn't easily resolved.I'm still on the same £100 deposit I made at 3Dice on the 21st, now obviously I've not been slotting non-stop but I have done a few thousand spins, all at my usual penny a line, and my balance is £195.55p!
Not sure what my RTP is for the last six days but it must be well over 100% of course. My balance has nosed under £50 on a couple of occasions, but then a nice rich run has recovered things for me.
Haven't had any single amazing win, but have had several in the 200-400x stake range, which is what 3Dice's slots tend to specialise in.
I've also steered clear of Arctic Adventure, 'cause that slot is just a bit too dangerous for my tastes.
Fallen out of love with the Ice B!tch then?
Thought I'd ask for my stats since I made that £100 deposit on the 21st.
8419 spins, 105.16% RTP.
Honestly people, if you're getting sick of the wanton destruction machines that MG are producing these days, decamp to a tamer software.
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