ladyhawke
On a Break
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2016
- Location
- Here, There, Everywhere.
Found the following in the Daily Mail's UK comments section. If this doesn't sound like something our very own pun-master would write, then Bob is definitely my uncle.
"The cheese song was grate, but it nearly drove me emmental. The person who wrote it is probably famous but I wouldn't know them from Edam. Unfortunately, my doctor told me not to eat cheese, 'If you do', he said, 'You will Croque, Monsieur'."
C'mon Goatwack - own up.
"The cheese song was grate, but it nearly drove me emmental. The person who wrote it is probably famous but I wouldn't know them from Edam. Unfortunately, my doctor told me not to eat cheese, 'If you do', he said, 'You will Croque, Monsieur'."
C'mon Goatwack - own up.
